Am I “Pre-Propose’d” I Suppose… To Eat Up All This Trite Shite? This ‘Healthy Shite?’ This Tripe? Or, As We Used To Say In My Nav: “As Long As It Makes A Turd.”

I Don’t Think So. I Just Wanna Enjoy My Life.

As Much As Of It That Remains Anyhow

Ed. Note:

I ‘Added’ A Lot of Shite To This Post–

Fun Fac: Liza’s Mom Was Judy–

But I Do NOT Wish To Insult Your Intelligence–

Y’all Already Know This!

Mostly Minnelli.

Survey Sez:

“Check It Out”


Lisa With A “Z”


I Will Fuk U UP!

If You Ever Do

“Come Hear The Music Play”

I am gonna lie down Now

I Think I Have Hard-Nailed My Point

Poss’d of All of all the Painful Sins


But My Mommy Had More Ambitions For Me.

“A Dime in Time Saves… Uh… Lemme Guess…

Ten Cents?”

Coin Flip Lands on Side/Edge

Cred: Creezy

I’m Shittin’ On A Rainbow”

Fred Sanford: Forever Cock-Eyed Optimist.

As Am I!



Johnny Mercer –

Accentuate The Positive:


What Are the Odds?


“A Dime Only Lands On it’s Edge–

Once in a Life-Time–“

I Just made that up!

Good For Me!

You’re Kidding Me Right?

Bring Me A Slice Of Pizza!

Triple Cheese!

Double Cholesterol & Be Damn Quick About It!

I Don’t Have Much Time.

Cred For Vid: Bobfunk96


I Have But One Life’s Coin To Spend

I Plan To Spend It Wisely

Pizza Russian Roulette:

Screw It!

Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off!

(I Know I Keep Droppin’ This One In–But I LOVE It!)

So There!


I love her hat—Just





The Bugs/Roaches Are Runnin’ Rampant In My


And I Cannot Find My Bug-Spray

I Don’t Care!

Why Cannot We All Just Live Together?

Cred: Sade


So I’m Patiently Waitin’ For My ‘Edit’ to Post–

Gonna Take Some Years and Not Just A Few Beers

Fuk U WP!

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