Am I “Pre-Propose’d” I Suppose… To Eat Up All This Trite Shite? This ‘Healthy Shite?’ This Tripe? Or, As We Used To Say In My Nav: “As Long As It Makes A Turd.”

I Don’t Think So. I Just Wanna Enjoy My Life.

As Much As Of It That Remains Anyhow

Ed. Note:

I ‘Added’ A Lot of Shite To This Post–

Fun Fac: Liza’s Mom Was Judy–

But I Do NOT Wish To Insult Your Intelligence–

Y’all Already Know This!

Mostly Minnelli.

Survey Sez:

“Check It Out”

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Lisa With A “Z”

NEVER EVER DISS LIZA

I Will Fuk U UP!

If You Ever Do

“Come Hear The Music Play”

I am gonna lie down Now

I Think I Have Hard-Nailed My Point

Poss’d of All of all the Painful Sins

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But My Mommy Had More Ambitions For Me.

“A Dime in Time Saves… Uh… Lemme Guess…

Ten Cents?”

Coin Flip Lands on Side/Edge

Cred: Creezy

I’m Shittin’ On A Rainbow”

Fred Sanford: Forever Cock-Eyed Optimist.

As Am I!

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Johnny Mercer –

Accentuate The Positive:

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What Are the Odds?

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“A Dime Only Lands On it’s Edge–

Once in a Life-Time–“

I Just made that up!

Good For Me!

You’re Kidding Me Right?

Bring Me A Slice Of Pizza!

Triple Cheese!

Double Cholesterol & Be Damn Quick About It!

I Don’t Have Much Time.

Cred For Vid: Bobfunk96

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I Have But One Life’s Coin To Spend

I Plan To Spend It Wisely

Pizza Russian Roulette:

Screw It!

Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off!

(I Know I Keep Droppin’ This One In–But I LOVE It!)

So There!

PS:

I love her hat—Just

Day-Dreamin’

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Related:

PPS:

The Bugs/Roaches Are Runnin’ Rampant In My

‘Mouse-House

And I Cannot Find My Bug-Spray

I Don’t Care!

Why Cannot We All Just Live Together?

Cred: Sade

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So I’m Patiently Waitin’ For My ‘Edit’ to Post–

Gonna Take Some Years and Not Just A Few Beers

Fuk U WP!

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