Ed note 2021:
I spent four years in Iraq.
Just sayin for what the fuck it is worth.
Here is Lance: ON the Record. (and on a rant; a long overdue rant)
I do not give two warm cups of spit, ‘Bout the politics of the Dixie Chicks. But I love them. They are all… Texas. And, after-all, Home-Grown. Hey! Texas! Git over it! Texas was built upon the backs of strong wimmens… Jes sayin’. Y’all know this (Texas!)
I love everything which pukes itself from Texas. Even them Dixie Chicks. I stood by them then. I stand by them now.
Watch the vid, then tell me there ain’t no Texan Talent There.
Dare ya! (‘Tis a fight I will join–try me!). But, bring the big guns. I will debate you up, if ya don’t. I have some ducks all rowed up.
And y’all know… well, ya know, I am just joking (’bout the guns) This is a fight, I will only join in the vestiges of parlay… and discourse. (Seems I have grown a… well, I still have some fight in me, for certain ‘issues’–this being one.)
Cheers!
Lance (True lover of Texas Women) Lord knows I have known many (Biblical sense and otherwise, sidewise sense), and they all, to a woman, scared the ever-loving shit outta me.
That is their nature (and how they roll)
“Don’t Mess With Texas” (Women)
Trust me on this one Y’all.
(And yes I know, Nat is the only ‘Native Texan’ in the group, but the band was birth’d in Dallas)
Dallas sometimes gets lucky that way.
Still tryin’ To make up for JFK.
End of Rant
And it all leads into my Shonnie story…
(And, I really, like, commas, comma)
I love Texas!
I really do.
“Contrash” this with Lenny
Just saying…
I LOVE YOU EMILY… JUST SAYIN’.
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Fun Fact: The dude playing the mandolin is Nat’s Daddy: Lloyd Maines
(See above embedded vid–“Wide Open Spaces.”)
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Now, I ain’t sayin’ The Stud is ‘Feminine’—
He DID Produce a VERY STRONG
Texan Woman!
I just love this song!
So, as is my wont,
I drop it in.
Just for grins.
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Bonus
(for anyone who is bored and likes to
“Read-More-About -It”:)
https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/yall-in-the-family/
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Yeah! I am a feminist!
(But only for Texas Wimmens)
I LOVE Texan Women.
Have I ever mentioned this?
Git Over it!
Texan Girl Power!
I love The (Dixie) Chicks!
(Figger That One Out Yet?)
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If you wanna engage me in a
Flame War
(That You Will Sure-As-Shit Certainly Lose…)
Attack Them.
Feel Free!
It’s your virtual life.
After All
And Y’all Do Know…
I Will Never Be Ready To Make ‘Nice’–
I Am Not A ‘Nice’ Man