“That’s right; you’re not from Texas.”
You have my sympathy.
P.S. I am in lust with the female fiddle player
Once while on a Road-Trip from San Dog To Vegas, My Erstwhile Southern Cali Girl -Friend Asked of Me:
“How Come You’re Always Goin’ On About The Lone Star State?”
“Baby, If I Must explain it to you…
Just go into that cooler in the back seat and reach me a Lone Star.”
(Difficult Beer to Find in Southern California, But I Had ‘Texas Texan Connections’)
Street Cred: Lyle Lovett and His Large Band
“Oh the road it looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye”
Read This Below To Catch My Fukkin’ Drift
Yeah, I’ve Been To Memphis
I Finally Managed to Escape
“I’ve Been To Memphis”
This Georgia Filly Was in Way Over Her Head With Texan Lyle
Asshole From El Paso
Richard Samet “Kinky” Friedman (born November 1, 1944) is an American singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician, and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satiristsWill Rogers and Mark Twain.
You Know You Are Dating A Texan Woman When….
(Credit: Dating Beyond Borders) https://www.youtube.com/user/datingbeyondborders
All the beautiful women still left in California who haven’t yet moved to Texas are just busily packing their bags.
(Give them some time—they are on their way)
But they gonna have a lot of competition:
We have indigenous beautiful women here.
You Cali-Girls don’t stand a chance.
Because God Blessed Texas Women, Not You.
Git over it!
And stay away from my Republic of Texas.
We neither want nor need you.
I hear they are hard-up for pretty women–fresh out.
Fun Fact: when I was with Rhonda, My Second, we lived in a trailer park called “Southfork Trailer Park” And we were less than a mile from the actual bona-fide Southfork Ranch
Southfork Trailer Park:
Little Texas – God Blessed Texas
Vid Share Cred: martinuk777
Yet One More Wonderful Texan Woman: Jackie Venson. Austin Born and Raised
“Lose your imagination, lose your mind.”
Jackie Venson – Lost in Time (Live)
And of course, Tanya (Seminole, Texas)
Tanya grew infamous for her propensity to get drunk and dance on tables.
Not really ‘Lady-Like.’
This is why I LOVE Her!
Un-filtered, unashamed, unabashed pure Texan Gal!
And yes, there are SO MANY MORE.
But I am running out of virtual ink in my virtual pen
A Little added value:
Video credit: patgree
Jon Wolfe – That Girl In Texas
Credit: Jon Wolfe
DO NOT Mess with Texan Women!
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