Some youngish Black Bitch knocked upon my door (at zero four) Probably a whore “Are you alright?” she asked. “I heard something.” (Which is Bullshit) “Well, what did you hear?” I asked. She just rolled her eyes and walked away. These ppl don’t know who they are attempting to fuck with: I’m crazy (and dangerous) And I am packing: Big Hard Iron and Soft Lead. Which I will be more than happy to deposit into your head.. IF you are dumb enuff to fuck with me. And trust me: I am a damn good shot. I never miss my intended target.
“The below ‘Independence Day’ speech was lifted right out of ‘Henry V’
(Or ‘Hank Cinq’—as I like to call it)
Saint Crispin’s Day: The Battle of Agincourt
Watch Le Both (If you are a film buff)
But do it quickly, because FaceFuck will most likely delete this for ‘copyright violation.’
This is a stupid, silly, mindless film, but I am gonna watch it once more anyway.
(It is a guilty pleasure)”
Below: Some added value from Henry V (VERY Charming Emma Thompson)
(I just threw this in because I love this scene and I love Emma Thompson–She is beautiful and wonderfully talented)
The best line in this scene is when the maid is trying to say the English word for “foot” but it came out something approaching ‘foutre’. Which is Française for ‘fuck’.
I know this because my Moroccan girlfriend (who was fluent in French) often said to me “Va te faire foutre!” Which means “Go fuck yourself.”
(She could be so charmingly delightful at times. I did love her and her passionate spirit.)
Somewhere below is a wonderful tribute to the “Original Dallas Cowboy.”
Watch it if you were ever a fan.
Fun fact: My uncle, Bud ‘Bubba’ Pylant (Winnsboro) once or twice or maybe thrice faced Don –Dandy Don– Meredith (Mount Vernon) on the gridiron.
I love Texas football history
(I have been scolded and threatened by NFL Films for stealing their video–guess how many fucks I give.
Lookie here!
This is me, shaking in my cowboy boots. Hahahhaa)
Since You-Are-Fucked-Too-Boob-Tube has deemed it necessary to delete my orig video tribute to Don Meredith, I just went and stole a different one. Not the one I prefer, but it works. (Thanks to J.T. Hill)
Rest In Peace Don, you wonderful great Texan who entertained me and added value to my life for so many, many years.
Trying again
Fuck you! YouTube
And Fuck you too NFL.
And in case you haven’t noticed, no one is watching your garbage prima-donnas these days.
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Kinda related below
(Y’all just knew I could not post a post about Texas without my belov’d Dixie Chicks)
