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Even More Shit That Makes Me Happy: Critical Drinker

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MY HERO

Today’s Episode is All About Just This One Brilliant Scottish Man

And Since

My Muse

is still fuking off IN Waco with her ‘Other Client,’

And since I cannot seem to write any original shit on my own these days,

I decided to drop in some of his videos for any film buffs out there that may be amongst my readers:

All five of you.                          

The Critical Drinker (In My Not-So-Humble-Opinion) is the best contemporary film critic working today. Let me know if you agree or disagree:

All feedback welcome and desired.

So Pour Yourself A Scotch And Let’s Get Into It

I do Hope You Enjoy

I am actually re-watching “Independence Day” as I type these words, so…

Demolition Man – Life Simulator 2020 Edition

We Are Witness To The Demise of Relevant Entertainment

Welcome To SJW CLOWN WORLD

“LOOKS AMAZING!”

LMFAO!!

This Film Will Make HISTORY

(For STUPIDITY)

This has just been a ‘Sampler.’

If you’d like more I invite you to visit his YouTube Page. All His Content Is ‘Top-Shelf.’–Pun Intended:

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCriticalDrinker/videos

P.S., I confess my ignorance:

Critical Drinker often refers to The ‘CW.’

I had no idea what that meant, or what he was referring to, so I looked it up:

“CBS and Warner Bros. partnered to create a new network called The CW which they launched in September of 2006. The “C” stands for CBS and the “W” stands for Warner Bros. Nov 27, 2012.”

PISS OFF

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Daily Lenny: A Perverse Act, Pissing in the Sink

Some bitch neighbor (not Timothy—who has not hit me up for a free beer in over a week—“Thank you, Tim”, by the way: I am NOT drinking for two), came pounding on my door.

“Why do you flush the toilet so much?”

Apparently she can hear that toilet flush through the wall and it disturbs her fucking concentration.

“I flush so much because I piss so much. Now fuck off and get outta my face before I am tempted to fucking choke you to death. But for your benefit, from now on I will piss in the fucking sink. Because I RESPECT MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS ”

She ran away.

Screaming.

Fucking Coward.

Pretty sure there will be repercussions for my rude behavior and I will be forced to pay for my sins.

Guess how many fucks I give.

I Used to Write Some Stupid Shit. Now I am recycling it. Go figger Ginger…

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Lance walks into his physic therapist’s office and slumps down.

mscientist

“Hello” too effusive physiotherapist says. “How are we today?”

“Shitty,” I answer. “But we be chillin’”

“Oh no!!” he says. “We can never feel ‘shitty’, as you say; We are always ‘happy’.”

“Fuck you,” I say.

“Mister Marcom. WE do not talk this way.”

“Fuck you Doc, I talk this way. I am paying you so I can talk this way.”

“OK, why then, are you “shitty” as you call it?”

Leaning back… wondering how long this court – ordered bullshit must go on, I decide to hit him with it:

“I am feeling shitty ‘cause I have written some good shit on my blog and no one is readin’ it.”

“Do go on….”

“Well… there is that one about Southpark…”

“Yes?”

“Some great shit there.”

“No one reads it?”

“Yeah,” I say; “It is too long.”

“Why is it too long? Do you hate your mother?”  he asked brilliantly.

“Well, it took three days to write. An’…who are you? Do you even know what it is to write?”

“Let us focus on ‘your problem.’ shall we?”

“Doc, let us focus on yers: I don’t wanna be here. I just want folks to read my shit.”

“I cannot help you there, Son.”

“Then what am I paying protection for?”