I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.
And she is Canadian!
NOT Texican!
Go Figger!
I LOVE her in spite of that.
Hahahaha.
***
Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else.
Fucking Brilliance in a Box
Pandora’s Box:
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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.
Sorry.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.
She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.
“The Brilliance & Salaciousness/Sagacious-Mess & Just Pure D Funniness That is Julie Nolke!
I love her more than CASH Money!”
I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.
And she is Canadian!
NOT Texican!
Go Figger!
I LOVE her in spite of that!
Hahahaha!
***
Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!
Fucking Brilliance in a Box
Pandora’s Box!
(ft. Anna Akana)
“Your Definition of “Pretty Big Deal” is gonna Change
Julie on 2020
The Year That Wasn’t
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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.
Sorry.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.
She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers.
The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.
Lenny Bruce – ‘Pissing In The Sink’ Bit (Rare, 1965)
Street Cred for Sharing Vid: Niall James Holohan Unofficial
*****
Some BITCH Neighbor
Not Timothy—who has not hit me up for a free beer in over a week Now—“Thank you, Tim”
Oh, and by the way:
I am NOT drinking for two.
Some Neighbor BITCH Came Pounding
On-MY-Door.
On MY FUCKIN’ Door!
I Thought No One Stupid Enough To Tempt Fate In This Way
“Why do you flush the toilet so much?”She asked.
Apparently she can hear my toilet flush through the wall and it disturbs her fucking concentration.
I just stared at Her
“Why do you Flush so much?” She askedagain.
“I flush so much because I piss so much.
I Piss So Much Because I DRINK So Much.”
“Maybe You shouldn’t drink so much.”
Cred: rejectedburrito
“Fuck off and get outta my face before I am tempted to fucking do something stupid I may or may not regret. But for your benefit, from now on I will piss in the fucking sink. I’ll do that for you.
BECAUSE I RESPECT MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS”
She Ran Away
Screaming
Cannot Imagine Why
Fucking Coward.
Pretty sure there will be repercussions for my rude behavior and I will be forced to pay for my sins.
“Oh Good God! Lance is posting yet more ‘driveling-snivelings’ about writers, writing, and his writing travails! He wears me out!”
“Well, you may thank Mister Ohh over at His Place for prompting me to resurrect this long since dead post on the subject. Have a pleasant journey and be sure to give him my best regards while you are there. Ohh! (See what I just did there?) Oh btw, the password is “Mo’ Sent me.” ‘Mo, being shorthand for ‘Moron.’ Gawd! I crack me up! Ha. Ha. Ha.
“Peace, Good Mercutio. Peace. Thou talks of nothing. Thou talkst of nothing.”
“True. True. I talk of dreams, which are the children of an idle brain. Begotof nothing but vain fantasy, which is as thin of substance as the air and more inconstant than the wind who woes even now the frozen bosom of the north, and being angered puffs away from thence, turning his side to the dew-dropping south.”
Thou Talkst of Nothing
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After a night of hard blogging and writing of drafts, and becoming somewhat disillusioned and more than daft, I perished toward my bed, reaching out for the Arms of Morpheus.
Within moments I slipped into that Hypnagogic Sleep, that strange place between two worlds, that semi-conscious state of being, yet not being,
“Illumined Pleasure”
Salvador Dali 1928
Sleep, but Not Sleep.
Then I began to dream things that should have been true.
But were not true
Yet so true.
Wonderful words words words!
Words to sate my unnourished prose.
Words swirl’d about in my mind like so many fireflies on a summer’s eve:
“Words, words, words!. Once, I had the gift. I could make love out of words as a potter makes cups of clay. Love that overthrows empires. Love that binds two hearts together, come hellfire & brimstone.”
— “Will Shakespeare in Love”
I had it (them, those) words… goin’ on.
Brilliant words. Beautiful, poignant words! All right there!
Right there In My Mind
Hovering, floating just above the surface
I reached out my finger to tap the “Publish Mouse”
I have Not the words to Quantify Nor Describe How Much Value This Wonderfully Talented, Brilliant Woman has Added to My Life.
******
And She is Canadian!
NOT Texican!
Go Figger!
I LOVE Her in spite of All That That!
Hahahaha!
***
Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!
Fu*king Brilliance in a Box
Pandora’s Box!
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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fuc#ing stupid.
Sorry.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fu*k F&ck Fuc$!
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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.
She currently (Far as I Know….Been Some Time Since I Orig Posted This…) posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script.
Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.
I have Not the words to Quantify Nor Describe How Much Value This Wonderfully Talented, Brilliant Woman has added to My Life.
******
And she is Canadian!
NOT Texican!
Go Figger!
I LOVE Her in spite of All That That!
Hahahaha!
***
Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!
Fucking Brilliance in a Box
Pandora’s Box!
***
You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.
Sorry.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
***
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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.
She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.
