A Reeee-Post! So What?! Git Over It! Re-Read it!

“The Brilliance & Salaciousness/Sagacious-Mess & Just Pure D Funniness That is Julie Nolke!

I love her more than CASH Money!”

I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.

And she is Canadian!

NOT Texican!

Go Figger!

I LOVE her in spite of that!

Hahahaha!

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Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!

Fucking Brilliance in a Box

Pandora’s Box!

(ft. Anna Akana)

“Your Definition of “Pretty Big Deal” is gonna Change

Julie on 2020

The Year That Wasn’t

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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.

Sorry.

I cannot fix it.

And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.

Fuck Fuck Fuck!

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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.

She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers.

The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.

Source:  Wiki Bio Worth

More Julie may be discovered here:

https://www.youtube.com/c/FeelingPeckish

“PISS OFF” PROFANITY! LOTS OF! Danger Will & Wilhelmina Robinson! May Be Offensive. OMG! I Had Forgotten About This One. (Some Lost Soul Recently Liked It) Now Expanded With Even MORE PISS!

Lenny Bruce – ‘Pissing In The Sink’ Bit (Rare, 1965)

Street Cred for Sharing Vid: Niall James Holohan Unofficial

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Some BITCH Neighbor

Not Timothy—who has not hit me up for a free beer in over a week Now—“Thank you, Tim”

Oh, and by the way:

I am NOT drinking for two.

Some Neighbor BITCH Came Pounding

On-MY-Door.

On MY FUCKIN’ Door!

I Thought No One Stupid Enough To Tempt Fate In This Way

“Why do you flush the toilet so much?” She asked.

Apparently she can hear my toilet flush through the wall and it disturbs her fucking concentration.

I just stared at Her

“Why do you Flush so much?” She asked again.

“I flush so much because I piss so much.

I Piss So Much Because I DRINK So Much.”

“Maybe You shouldn’t drink so much.”

Cred: rejectedburrito

“Fuck off and get outta my face before I am tempted to fucking do something stupid I may or may not regret. But for your benefit, from now on I will piss in the fucking sink. I’ll do that for you.

BECAUSE I RESPECT MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS”

She Ran Away

Screaming

Cannot Imagine Why

Fucking Coward.

Pretty sure there will be repercussions for my rude behavior and I will be forced to pay for my sins.

Guess how many fucks I give.

 Cred: #nofuckslefttogive

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Bonus Round:

Justin Case I Have Not Managed

To Piss (No Pun) You Off Enuff Yet:

“Christ and Moses, Come On Down”

Street Cred For Video: davesqueakywheels

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Jerry Jeff Walker Pissin’ In The Wind

(Not Great Quality, But Best I Can Muster At-This-Moment-In-Time)

Cred For Vid Share: XOkie

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“I dreamt a dream tonight” Of Queen Mab, or “Whatever Your Will, Will”

“Oh Good God! Lance is posting yet more ‘driveling-snivelings’ about writers, writing, and his writing travails! He wears me out!”

“Well, you may thank Mister Ohh over at His Place for prompting me to resurrect this long since dead post on the subject. Have a pleasant journey and be sure to give him my best regards while you are there. Ohh! (See what I just did there?) Oh btw, the password is “Mo’ Sent me.” ‘Mo, being shorthand for ‘Moron.’ Gawd! I crack me up! Ha. Ha. Ha.

The Angry Mab

Credit: deviantart.com

“I dreamt a dream tonight.”

“And so did I.”

“Well, what was yours?”

“That dreamer’s often lie.”

“…In bed asleep while they do dream things true!”

“Oh! Then I see Queen Mab hath been with you!”

–R&M: Romeo and Mercutio

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“Peace, Good Mercutio. Peace. Thou talks of nothing. Thou talkst of nothing.”

“True. True. I talk of dreams, which are the children of an idle brain. Begot of nothing but  vain fantasy, which is as thin of substance as the air and more inconstant than the wind who woes even now the frozen bosom of the north, and being angered puffs away from thence, turning his side to the dew-dropping south.”

Thou Talkst of Nothing

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After a night of hard blogging and writing of drafts, and becoming somewhat disillusioned and more than daft, I perished toward my bed, reaching out for the Arms of Morpheus.

Within moments I slipped into that Hypnagogic Sleep, that strange place between two worlds, that semi-conscious state of being, yet not being,

“Illumined Pleasure”

Salvador Dali 1928

Sleep, but Not Sleep.

Then I began to dream things that should have been true.

But were not true

Yet so true.

Wonderful words words words!

Words to sate my unnourished prose.

Words swirl’d about in my mind like so many fireflies on a summer’s eve:

“Words, words, words!. Once, I had the gift. I could make love out of words as a potter makes cups of clay. Love that overthrows empires. Love that binds two hearts together, come hellfire & brimstone.”

— “Will Shakespeare in Love”

I had it (them, those) words… goin’ on.

Brilliant words. Beautiful, poignant words! All right there!

Right there In My Mind

Hovering, floating just above the surface

I reached out my finger to tap the “Publish Mouse”

My finger was frozen

It would not move

How hard I did try!

It would not comply!

I lay there in Nether Sleep,

Commanding!

Demanding!

The hand, one digit, just the finger!

Just move the damn finger!

Would not

Could not

Then I realized

“I am with Dante now”

And he mocked me

“Here are the words you seek”

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But I Did Not want to be with Dante.

I wanted to be with my Lost Muse.

Y’all remember her:

The Abusive One.

I LOVE This Canadian Broad!–The Brilliance & Sagacious-Ness & Just Pure D Funniness That is Julie Nolke! I Love Her More Than CASH Money! And That’s Sayin’ A-Lot—Y’all Know How I Love Cash-Money.

I have Not the words to Quantify Nor Describe How Much Value This Wonderfully Talented, Brilliant Woman has Added to My Life.

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And She is Canadian!

NOT Texican!

Go Figger!

I LOVE Her in spite of All That That!

Hahahaha!

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Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!

Fu*king Brilliance in a Box

Pandora’s Box!

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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fuc#ing stupid.

Sorry.

I cannot fix it.

And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.

Fu*k F&ck Fuc$!

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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.

She currently (Far as I Know….Been Some Time Since I Orig Posted This…) posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script.

Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.

Source:  Wiki Bio Worth

More Weirdness may be discovered here:

And I throw throw this in…

Where to Begin?

https://www.youtube.com/c/FeelingPeckish

I LOVE This Canadian Broad!–The Brilliance & Sagacious-Ness & Just Pure D Funniness That is Julie Nolke! I love her more than CASH Money!

I have Not the words to Quantify Nor Describe How Much Value This Wonderfully Talented, Brilliant Woman has added to My Life.

******

And she is Canadian!

NOT Texican!

Go Figger!

I LOVE Her in spite of All That That!

Hahahaha!

***

Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!

Fucking Brilliance in a Box

Pandora’s Box!

***

You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.

Sorry.

I cannot fix it.

And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.

Fuck Fuck Fuck!

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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.

She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.

Source:  Wiki Bio Worth

More Julie may be discovered here:

https://www.youtube.com/c/FeelingPeckish

Re-Post Because I Can! The Brilliance & & Just Pure D Funniness & Sagaciousness That is Julie Nolke! I love her more than CASH Money!

I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.

And she is Canadian!

NOT Texican!

Go Figger!

I LOVE her in spite of that!

Hahahaha!

***

Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!

Fucking Brilliance in a Box

Pandora’s Box!

***

You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.

Sorry.

I cannot fix it.

And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.

Fuck Fuck Fuck!

***

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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.

She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.

Source:  Wiki Bio Worth

More Julie may be discovered here:

https://www.youtube.com/c/FeelingPeckish