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BREAKING NEWS: GNAT WAR ENDED–PEACE–IT IS A WONDERFUL THING.

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JUST KIDDING: THE WAR IS OVER.

I have made a fateful decision:

I have thrown in the Proverbial Towel

And surrendered to The Gnats

And sued for peace.

I am exhausted and wounded and SPENT.

I no longer have strength nor desire, nor resources (out of Raid) to continue this war.

I fucking sued for peace.

My Shame will forever dog me.

Until I die.               

But at least I am still alive.

As a prisoner of war.

Guess that is worth something.

I am being transported to the Gnat Gulag now….

History of The Entire World–The Genius That is Bill Wurtz

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The Genius That is Bill Wurtz.

I posted this on my Facebook Page.

For my Friends to Enjoy, but

It may have been over their heads.

(Or maybe no one has time anymore to invest in watching something of quality—twenty second sound bites is what they want…)

Now, I am not being arrogant.

Nor pompous.

Ok, maybe a little pompous,

But,

I have the attention span of a drunk gnat myself

YET,

Some things are worth the time invested.

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“Uh…. I have posted some of this man’s work before…

But no one ‘watched’ (Uhhhh, your loss).

Watch this one. It is for ‘thinking’ peeps (as were the others)

I try to ‘share’ things that are thought provoking and relevant and entertaining.

But, what the hell, right? You can only beat a dead horse so long before it falls apart and becomes disgusting.

I shoot high. Sometimes I shoot low.

Sometimes I hit.

Sometimes I miss.

But I always shoot.

And always with good intent.

Never malice.

I just want folks to enjoy some of the things that enrich my life.

And maybe enrich yours.”

Thank You.

Drive Through.

-Lance.

(Ed. Note: There is a slight pause at the beginning of the video. This is intentional by the author–I am guessing here–but do NOT think that that is the end of the video. It is almost 20 minutes long and worth every minute of time spent watching.)

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