Category Archives: Film

“Walking On The Moon” (Or, “Pie In The Eye”)

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Vid Share Street Cred: Apollo Space Program :

Street Cred For Vid: The Police

A Trip to the Moon (French: Le Voyage dans la Lune) is a 1902 French adventure short film directed by Georges Méliès

God Damn Navy!

OK. I have Finished re-watching

“From The Earth To The Moon.” (HBO)

I never was able to get through a single Episode without Tearing up.

I am So Proud of Us. All of Us.—All of Man & Woman Kind.

We Did a Thing—A Great & Marvelous & Wondrous & Glorious & Magical Thing:

We went to the Fucking Moon!

Because We Could!

Several Times!

(Especially Proud of The U.S. Of Us.)

WE Did It!

Because we just decided to

Go!

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It’s MY Site and MY Blog.

My Story

‘And I’m Stickin’ To it…’

“It’s Just How You Play The Game.“

–Jimmy B.

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This Post is Mine!

(I can drop anything into it that pleases me and makes me Happy)

So There!

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Yeah.

I have Lost My Fucking Mind!

Fiction Sometimes Can Be Fun!

(Not Necessarily My Cup of Tea, But What The Fuck?)

“Beware The Ides of March!”

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“What do he mean by that Julius?”

Julius sez, “I doesn’t know.”

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Roberta

(The only GF who has stuck by me for DECADES!)

reminded me that we are Knee-Deep into the

Ides of March… so, natch…

Brother Dave!

And Willie-The-Half-Sprung Shake…s…Spear

“Here Julius; hold this!”

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(Y’all are welcome for this little ‘Cultural’ Interlude)

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We Now return you to our Regularly Scheduled… Madness…

Street Cred: Pickled Cactus

The Rise and Fall Of The ‘Alien’ Franchise (CONTAINS NOTHING BUT SPOILERS—In More Ways Than One)

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And This Post Is Mainly Directed

At

Film Buffs In General

And

‘Alien’ Fans In Particular.

There is a lot of content here i.e.,

A Lot of Videos.

I you don’t watch the vids, you are probably wasting your time.

But You Do You

Let’s Get On With It, Shall we?

I always Like To Begin At Beginning:

So…

Genesis:

H.R Giger

H.R. Giger


Credit: kaptainkristian

Screenplays: ‘Alien’ Explore The Genesis…

In the beginning God created the Heavens

and

Acheron (LV-426)  

Acheron (LV-426) was Formless and Empty; Darkness was over the surface of the Barren, Cold, Unforgiving Land.

So God Created The Xenomorph In His Own Image

(And then turned the thermostat up a few degrees)

Now The Spirit of The Xenomorph was hovering over the Land.

And The God Rested. And was Happy.

(Back Then He Only Worked A One-Day Work-Week)

Then God, possessing a sense of Gallows Humor,

Decided to Lure The Nostromo & Her Intrepid Crew of

Misfits, To Acheron (LV-426)

Just Because He Was Bored and He Could.

But He did stop and think if He Should.

So, He Put His Heavenly Scientists On It:

Plausible Deniability

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Alien, The Best:

Ripley’s Undies—Exuding Sexuality

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Aliens: Second Best

Video Credit: Screen Junkies

Video Credit: CinemaSins

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Alien 3: Third Best

Video Credit: CinemaSins

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Alien Resurrection: Passing Fair, Watch-Able

Mister Critic Crab here is noncommittal: He is Flashing a Sideways, Horizontal Thumb

“Give Me The Ball”

Little Known Fun Fact: Why Sigourney is The Shit True Story

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Credit: Screen Junkies

Credit: Critical Drinker

Prometheus: PURE Garbage

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Credit: Critical Drinker

Credit: Screen Junkies

Covenant: Pure SHIT  

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Added Value:

Credit:Tell It Animated

The Evolution Of The Xenomorph (Animated)

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Thanks For Your Visit

And I Hope You Enjoyed

As Much As I Enjoyed

Creating it

(With A LOT O’ Help From Some Of My YouTuber Friends)

Cheers!

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P.S. If Y’all are REALLY INTO THIS;

Link Here to ‘A Must’ Watch:

The Joke Is On Me (And On You–For Even Being Here) Broadcast News

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Facebook Post:
Good morning!
I am feeling somewhat “normal” today.
Trying to stay two steps ahead of the neck pain.
Taking lots of Ibuprofen and booze.
Put MS Muse Out of my Misery.
But I miss her already.
I just may have a life after all.
Or not.
“O, that way madness lies; let me shun that;
No more of that.”
—King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4
Too heavy?
Fuck with me?
You’ll get what you fucking deserve.
Love,
Lance…
The NSA Are on Their Way!

“Hey! Hey! NSA! On The Way!
(Ditto the Local Cops!)
“Surround the House!”
“Madman Inside!”
“Be careful Boys!”
“Let’s Take Him Down…”
“But Quietly.”
“No Muss. No Fuss.”

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Do not Fuck with Me!

I will not Hesitate to Empty a Clip Into Your Dome.

MS Muse– Miss Misery:

Farewell Forevermore To My Best Ever Friend: My Abusive Muse. I am Sad, But Also Happy

Feel Free To Conduct A Search

For ‘Abusive Muse.’

There you may find happiness.

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BONUS MATERIAL BELOW

Crit-After-My-Own-Heart-Drinker-Man!

If you do not watch this, or appreciate this…

Your Loss

Meet Mr. Lance, BROADCAST NEWS JUNKIE

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Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’

Fuck it!

But it is a light-hearted Shit Post, mocking me even more than I mock Broadcast News: CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Etcetera & Ad Nausea

And I am stalling, waiting for MS Muse to respond to my recent

Proposal of Marriage

She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.

(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)

I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.

Don’t matter. I still love her.

She had all her props:

  • Glass of Pinot.
  • Virginia Slim
  • Cell Phone
  • IPad
  • NY Times, Washington Post, And Waco Weekly Wipe
  • Attitude

Yeah. There’s that.

Always that.

Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option

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This post cannot stand alone on my prose.

The vids are requisite.

The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)

Love Broadcast News.

Love Mocking Broadcast News.

Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News. (Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)

Andrea Tantaros CNN Bra Size & Measurements

Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements

(Guys, you know you want me to drop the link. No! Suffer in Silence)

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Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.

Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly

I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage

Cheers!

(‘Story at Eleven’)

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Bonus ‘Added Value’

Credit to John Ward: Genius Man

“No, it’s awful.”

My Cross to bear

My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel

Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo

Uh… Homo-Erotica?

CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?

Am I homo-phobic?

No! But these two wear me out!

Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)

“I love you Don Lemon.”

You never fail to entertain.

Now Please Excuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.

And my mind.

“The Memes Become Reality”

–IanMilesCheong

Don & Chris:

Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:

Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FUCKED UP!

Won’t let me delete it!

It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.

Bandwidth I have not to spare,

Nor desire to share.

Fuck you WordPress!

“Uploading” it perpetually says.

Hey Whore-Press!

How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?

How would that grab ya?

Add-Din-Dumb:

I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP

Kind service rep fixed my problem.

Toot Sweet

All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.

No denying that.

I take back my un-happy words hurled at WordPress… until the next time…

Even More Shit That Makes Me Happy: Critical Drinker

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MY HERO

Today’s Episode is All About Just This One Brilliant Scottish Man

And Since

My Muse

is still fuking off IN Waco with her ‘Other Client,’

And since I cannot seem to write any original shit on my own these days,

I decided to drop in some of his videos for any film buffs out there that may be amongst my readers:

All five of you.                          

The Critical Drinker (In My Not-So-Humble-Opinion) is the best contemporary film critic working today. Let me know if you agree or disagree:

All feedback welcome and desired.

So Pour Yourself A Scotch And Let’s Get Into It

I do Hope You Enjoy

I am actually re-watching “Independence Day” as I type these words, so…

Demolition Man – Life Simulator 2020 Edition

We Are Witness To The Demise of Relevant Entertainment

Welcome To SJW CLOWN WORLD

“LOOKS AMAZING!”

LMFAO!!

This Film Will Make HISTORY

(For STUPIDITY)

This has just been a ‘Sampler.’

If you’d like more I invite you to visit his YouTube Page. All His Content Is ‘Top-Shelf.’–Pun Intended:

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCriticalDrinker/videos

P.S., I confess my ignorance:

Critical Drinker often refers to The ‘CW.’

I had no idea what that meant, or what he was referring to, so I looked it up:

“CBS and Warner Bros. partnered to create a new network called The CW which they launched in September of 2006. The “C” stands for CBS and the “W” stands for Warner Bros. Nov 27, 2012.”