The Joke Is On Me (And On You–For Even Being Here) Broadcast News

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Good morning!
I am feeling somewhat “normal” today.
Trying to stay two steps ahead of the neck pain.
Taking lots of Ibuprofen and booze.
Put MS Muse Out of my Misery.
But I miss her already.
I just may have a life after all.
Or not.
“O, that way madness lies; let me shun that;
No more of that.”
—King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4
Too heavy?
Fuck with me?
You’ll get what you fucking deserve.
Love,
Lance…
The NSA Are on Their Way!

“Hey! Hey! NSA! On The Way!
(Ditto the Local Cops!)
“Surround the House!”
“Madman Inside!”
“Be careful Boys!”
“Let’s Take Him Down…”
“But Quietly.”
“No Muss. No Fuss.”

*****

Do not Fuck with Me!

I will not Hesitate to Empty a Clip Into Your Dome.

MS Muse– Miss Misery:

Feel Free To Conduct A Search

For ‘Abusive Muse.’

There you may find happiness.

******

BONUS MATERIAL BELOW

Crit-After-My-Own-Heart-Drinker-Man!

If you do not watch this, or appreciate this…

Your Loss

Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under’t

Lady Macbeth!

lady macbeth

Of all the Shakespeare Female Characters

Lady Macbeth is the most fascinating:

 

HOUSE OF CARDS

Modern Lady Macbeth

 

Claire Is brilliant!

Actually Not really.

I am partial to Viola:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viola_(Twelfth_Night)

but that is a different post.

 

“Out Out Brief Candle.”

OK

Let’s End With A Bit Of Levity, Shall We?

Credit: Wisecrack– Thug Notes Summary and Analysis