(Perhaps I will revisit this post and edit it …But I doubt that.)
Stream of unconsciousness
“I mostly write about my past. (On my TT&H Blog–and here too, I guess)
Recent past
Not so recent past
Some ancient history past.
All true.
All memories, My Memories, True Memories (‘Cept for the times I blacked out due to my propensity at times to… uh, well, ‘tis the fault of Jim (Beam) an’ his frens)
Some good
Some bad
Some devastating to remember and recount
Some glorious to revisit.
The one thing always constantly constant however is this:
They all make me feel still alive and kicking and looking forward to making new memories.”
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Things that inform your mind that you are over-the-hill, and of no further use to society:
1. You telephone your girlfriend of thirty – years
2. She has better things to attend
3. i.e., laundry
4. You try to telephone your most recent ex-wife, only to discover that your number has been placed on her ‘block all calls from this number list.’
5. You look around for your dog.
6. Then remember he died in your arms at the vet, ‘bout 18 months ago.
7. Then you just crawl into a corner
8. And Pray for Death to come for you soon. And then you remember that you are an atheist.
And Prayer probably won’t work for you.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but it is at this moment you come to the stark realization that you are properly fucked.
And all alone
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Warning!
Danger!
Danger Will Robinson!
Lance is DRUNK!
(Yet he writes anyway.)
Why?
Why?
Why? Oh Why!
Why do I pursue this vain fantasy?
I am cognizant of the paralyzed fact…
That I am drunk outta what is left of my mind.
But here is a clue and a nickel:
First the Clue: I don’t give a shit. (OK? We good with that so far?)
Second: I don’t give a fuck!
(Y’all ‘trackin’ now?)
Bravo!
Congrats!
(If Y’all don’t watch the below vid, I pity you.)
Vid Share Credit: Manosphere Environment
It’s a Fam-damily Tradition!
Fun fact:
Hank Jr, was three and change when when ‘Daddy’ Died.
SPAM ALERT! “DANGER WILL ROBINSON!” (Posted on FaceFuk Today—Not Sure Why)
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I posted this on 26 January, but I don’t think ‘it took.’ So here it is again.
Yep. SPAM
Recycled
Will Write Some New, Original Shit Real Soon.
Promise.
(Hey! I still have that bridge for sale–20 percent off–Today Only.)
I am rather proud (There is that ‘Vanity’ Thang again—Rearing its ugly head) of me for the construction of this one. But It was sincere and it was ‘heartfelt.’
There is a plethora of Upbeat, Happy, and Positive Stolen Content. —Take a look.
Hook or Crook
Street Cred For Vid: Pharrell Williams
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My Good Friends, Yes, times are severely Fukked Right Now. We all know this, but, if we lose our optimism, positivity, and hope, and give in to Nattering Nabobs of Negativity, (CNN, I’m staring/glaring at YOU!)
Then We become Part of The Problem, and not The Solution.
Keep the Faith Friends. Stay Positive, Optimistic, and Joyous. Life is a Gift, no Matter The Current State of Fukked-Up we find The Times to be. Things will Get Better. They Always Do.
(I missed my ‘Calling!’ I should have been a preacher! Joke, By the Way,)
END OF SERMON
(And Don’t Neglect The Tithing Plates — Commentary and Feedback)
Cheers!
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Credit to Spiro Agnew For The ‘Nattering Nabobs’ quote. I endeavor to always Give Credit Where Credit is due—Speaking of, I have maxed out two of my five credit cards. I may need to win the lottery soon—just to maintain my luxurious, glamorous lifestyle.
And here is The Genesis: (You really did not think Spiro had The Smarts to come up with this on his own, did you?)
“The term was used by William Safire in a speech written for United States Vice President Spiro Agnew in 1970, which received heavy media coverage. Agnew, increasingly identified with his attacks on critics of the Nixon administration, described these opponents as “nattering nabobs of negativism”.”
Love You Cass Elliot et al–Wonderful Talent in This Group
What Would You Say Now Joni?
Dearest Joni, Pretty sure California has broken your Heart as it has mine. I love you Joni for this magical Song–and for ALL of your Magical Songs–You are such an important part of my life. And you will always remain, holding a very special place in my heart.
Until Death do us part. I hope I go first. I do not wish to live in a world without you, Joni Mitchell
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Moving on–My fawning desire over Joni, for now, sated
(But trust me: It will resurface, and probably much sooner than later)
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And this Saddens Me. Me, The Eternal Cock-Eyed Optimist, But Some things Are Perma-Broken and I see no Chance of Fixing Them Anytime soon:
I had no idea what that meant, or what he was referring to, so I looked it up:
“CBS and Warner Bros. partnered to create a new network called The CW which they launched in September of 2006. The “C” stands for CBS and the “W” stands for Warner Bros. Nov 27, 2012.”
