I know you are just trying to scare up customers.
However, I am a writer and I am just trying to scare up readers.
I seriously doubt y’all are interested in my writing.
I only have some few, special friends.
Friends who read my shit.
I am fairly certain I cannot include you in this group.
Therefore, If you are not interested in my HG Stories, I will de-friend you. Comments are your ticket to paradise.
You have thirty minutes.