SPAM ALERT! “DANGER WILL ROBINSON!” (Posted on FaceFuk Today—Not Sure Why)
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I posted this on 26 January, but I don’t think ‘it took.’ So here it is again.
Yep. SPAM
Recycled
Will Write Some New, Original Shit Real Soon.
Promise.
(Hey! I still have that bridge for sale–20 percent off–Today Only.)
I am rather proud (There is that ‘Vanity’ Thang again—Rearing its ugly head) of me for the construction of this one. But It was sincere and it was ‘heartfelt.’
There is a plethora of Upbeat, Happy, and Positive Stolen Content. —Take a look.
Hook or Crook
Street Cred For Vid: Pharrell Williams
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My Good Friends, Yes, times are severely Fukked Right Now. We all know this, but, if we lose our optimism, positivity, and hope, and give in to Nattering Nabobs of Negativity, (CNN, I’m staring/glaring at YOU!)
Then We become Part of The Problem, and not The Solution.
Keep the Faith Friends. Stay Positive, Optimistic, and Joyous. Life is a Gift, no Matter The Current State of Fukked-Up we find The Times to be. Things will Get Better. They Always Do.
(I missed my ‘Calling!’ I should have been a preacher! Joke, By the Way,)
END OF SERMON
(And Don’t Neglect The Tithing Plates — Commentary and Feedback)
Cheers!
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Credit to Spiro Agnew For The ‘Nattering Nabobs’ quote. I endeavor to always Give Credit Where Credit is due—Speaking of, I have maxed out two of my five credit cards. I may need to win the lottery soon—just to maintain my luxurious, glamorous lifestyle.
And here is The Genesis: (You really did not think Spiro had The Smarts to come up with this on his own, did you?)
“The term was used by William Safire in a speech written for United States Vice President Spiro Agnew in 1970, which received heavy media coverage. Agnew, increasingly identified with his attacks on critics of the Nixon administration, described these opponents as “nattering nabobs of negativism”.”
“Hello? “Is this GOD?” (My Phone Was Glowing–Natural Assumption–I knew instinctively it was not The BatMan. As we have been ‘On The Outs’ Ever Since I accused him of Fucking ‘The Boy Wonder”–Long story)
So, It must be God: He is the only one who ever calls me.
*Pregnant Pause*
So I repeated my question:
“Is this God?”
“Yes it is, My Son.”
“I ain’t your Son. That would be that ‘other’ guy.”
“Oh Sorry, Hey Zeus is the only one who ever calls me. What’s on your mind, My ‘Friend’? Oh wait! I called you. You seem to be stressed out these days.”
“I just have a couple of quick, simple questions.”
“Go on…”
“Why did you create gnats?”
God said, “Ask Pandora.”
So then I asked, “What’s up with this WuFlu? This all part of your ‘Devine Plan?'”
