Dumb Blondes

Dumb Blondes

LaSheeka hits me up on the handheld radio: “Lance come to the lobby; we have a situation.” “Okay. On my way.” Got there. Discovered some young blonde damsel in distress, Sobbing. “What’s the matter Girl?”  I asked. (LaSheeka looked at me and rolled her eyes—yeah, I caught that look—she and I were mind melded—almost mentally … Continue reading

No Warning Sign

No Warning Sign

Well, I just awoke from my coma. Thought I was good to go. But had to go: Take a Piss. Did that.  Mission accomplished. And then while trying to ‘navigate’ to my computer chair, fell flat on my ass, busting my head on something unforgiving while on my downward journey. And it fucking HURT. (I … Continue reading

Janis Ian handed my ass to me.

Janis Ian handed my ass to me.

Janis Ian handed my ass to me. I deserved this. (Because I am an asshole but had temporarily misplaced my ass.) Janis returned it to me with not-so-well wishes. I should have learned the truth at seventeen. But I didn’t. I am still studying and yet I remain optimistic for the future. Someday I just … Continue reading

Insanity

Insanity

“I wish I could find a good book to live in.” –Melanie (Actually I have one. It is entitled “The Complete Works of Shakespeare.”) I am gonna live there. Current state of “Lance Mind:” **** Hollis Brown He lived on the outside of town Hollis Brown He lived on the outside of town With his … Continue reading

In Need of a Soft Woman

In Need of a Soft Woman

I feel really sick. I am not well. I wish now more than ever that I had a Good Woman to lay down beside me, wrap her arms around me, comfort me and hold me tight as I fall asleep. That is all I want at this moment: A kind, soft of nature, loving, caring … Continue reading

Sensitive/Not Sensitive (My Muse has left me—Permanent—She Returning to Olongapo City—Or Wherever-the-fuck she originated ‘From’—Good Riddance. She was always a pain in the ass anyhow. “Bon Voyage Bitch.”

Sensitive/Not Sensitive (My Muse has left me—Permanent—She Returning to Olongapo City—Or Wherever-the-fuck she originated ‘From’—Good Riddance. She was always a pain in the ass anyhow. “Bon Voyage Bitch.”

I’m fucking sensitive And Complicated. (And I’d like to remain that way) So if you are not ‘on-board’ with that, get the fuck outta my life. Because I will wreck your train. I will derail your ‘Vain Train.’ (I certainly have ‘derailed’ mine.) I am a fucking “professional” at derailing trains. Also pretty well-versed in … Continue reading