Tag Archives: Adolescence
Yes! I Am In My Third Adolescence: “Babes, Info (Info-Babes)”
“Babes, Info: Plural. Colloquial.”
I am not a fan of Babe Ruth (Or of His Candy Bar)
I am not a Fan of ‘Babes-In-Toy-Land’
I am not a Fan of Fukked – Up Word-Depressed ‘Customer-Service’ Babes
I am not a fan of ‘Babe The Pig‘
I am not a fan of Babe Actresses
I am not a fan of Babe Miss Americas
I am not a Fan of Me.
I am a Fan of ‘Info Babes’
We’ll Commence With My Personal Favorite: Fredricka!
(Yes. I have already spilled a lot of ink on/for her)
(And Now Move On (In No Particular Order)
Of Course Erin!
(To Me, She Always Reminded Me of A Pet Ferret I Once Had, But Now I love Her–Go Figger!)
No Words, except that she is brilliant.
Bravest Woman On The Planet!
I greatly admire and Respect Her.
If you do not know who she is, watch the fukkin’ video below.
(Lara works for Cable Broadcast News now, and they treat her like a Red-Headed Step-Child.)
Fuck You Fox/CNN! et al.)
Diane Sawyer: CLASS!
So Drop-Dead Gorgeous: Makes My Hair Hurt
(I’d amputate one of my fingers and two of my toes just to spend one night with her.)
There Are So Many More…
But I am Fresh Outta Time:
Gotta Go Watch THE GIRLS ON THE NEWS!
Yeah, I An Under An Ethereal Spell:
(I have no choice.)
Must Be ‘Witchcraft’
I Wish I Had Been Born Frank Sinatra
Catch Y’all Laters!
Trust Me: The Below Fits and Y’all Know I have to ALWAYS try to Drop in a bit of Joni.
(She Casts The BEST SPELLS)
‘Empty. Try Another’
Aw Shit Y’All! Re-Visit This. I Did. “Not The Waltons”
You will undoubtedly notice the absence of one “Lance A. Marcom” in the list of family members surviving one Ralph A. Marcom. But I was after all, the “Black Sheep.” I have, since the publishing of this obit,
spoken to Bill Palmer, (Its author and actually a very good friend of mine now.) regarding this and he told me that it—ME—must have slipped his mind, as I was always thousands of miles away in some desert or similar out-of-touch, unreachable “shit hole.”
When my father met my mother at ETSU (East Texas State University) he was studying French and Drama. That really couldn’t pay the bills, so he later (forced by his father) became a physician, but not before working as a Disc Jockey in almost every small-town hick radio station in Texas, Oklahoma, and Missouri. He also did a stint on a late night TV show in Kansas City in the early Sixties, dressing up as Dracula or Satan, running horror movies and doing all the commercials (Think Elvira in reverse drag).
I lived with him and my first step-mother there in Kansas City for a brief spell
(before my mother hired a private detective, tracked me down, and kidnapped me back—another story how/why all that had to happen) and don’t remember much of it, except hating my ‘evil’ stepmother (she forced liver down me, which I found disgusting then, but love now.). Years later I discovered she wasn’t all that ‘evil’ and that the only reason she forced me to eat liver was that it was ‘good for me.’ Okay, maybe she was evil.
Many years later, after doing that nickel (prison ‘vernacular’) in Fremont and a short stint with my maternal grandparents in East Texas, I moved in with my father in Honey Grove and second stepmother (most decidedly more ‘evil’ than the first, and in more subtle and damaging ways, especially for a boy who was ‘coming of age’ and with all the teenage angst that that manifests.)
My father had purchased a three and a half story Victorian house (circa ‘Texas Victorian’ 1880) in HG and remodeled it beautifully.
The place resembled the mansion inhabited by The Addams Family. Literally. Daddy (Texans always call their fathers “Daddy” even when they are in their fifties–don’t ask me why because I don’t know) was by then a proper doctor, but his passion was magic (anything to keep performing, it would seem) and he was very good at it. His specialty was ‘close up’ and he did become a semi-famous person, at least in the Magic Community. He also performed at Scarborough Faire, a semi-famous annual Renaissance Festival held in Waxahachie (Texas of course).
Not The Waltons