Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine! So Brave Ukraine!

Fuk Scootin’ Putin!

I am so heart-sick!

Mother*Fu*k You PuTin!

The Most Brave Ukrainians are fighting their asses off

I wish there was more I could do to help

I once was a Sailor/Warrior/Almost SEAL

Now I am Nothing

Just an Old Mean Impotent Gas-Bag Curmudgeon

With Attitude

A Mockery of my Former Life.

And Living Out My Meaningless Life

G’Dammmit!

War / We Don’t Need No More Trouble

(Uncle Bob Live At The Rainbow Theatre, London / 1977)

War!

Evevr’y Where There is WAR

Why?

Why??

Why???

(Why Not? — We gots Nothing Better to DO

“Totally ‘Down-Stroyed'”– I LOVe a Good Play-on-Words!’

My ‘Editing’ sucks–Sorry.

****

“Everywhere is War”

Why?

(I’m Not Really A Liberal–I Just Play One On the Internet)

And Yes!

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time In Africa

Specically

Mombasa

&

Nairobi

Cred: Unc/e Bob Marley & The I-Threes

Yeah

I Read This Book

Thrice

Lenard–Will, Er… Ben–Been There, Did That—Rat-A-Tat-Tat-Tat Take That!

That’s Where It’s At!

I Will Shoot Yu If You Darken My Door-Step…

****

And To All You Indian/Afghan-is-Sand / Iraqi

“Packs-In Some Sand’–

‘Sand-Niggars’,

I Am One Quarter

And Three-Fifths Texican

In Short:

You WP Monitors,

******

Careless Idiots,

Go Swallow A Cup O’ Mine Copenhagen Spit!

Faggots!

(Don’t Get All Excited! Most Of My Best Friends Are Fags)

And No Shit If You Don’t Like Me:

I Have 3 Words For U:

“Go-Fuk-Your Self”

OK–That’s Four–

Go To Fuk U Anyway Way–

Take Yer Time–My Dime!

NO!

I AM

NOT Racist

Mammy!

Racis’m

Would Not Be Fittin’

Hattie!

Hattie!

I Have Loved You Ever Since I First Saw You!

I Am’ bGonna’ Write Him Well–

Even If ir Hare-Lips Lips The Pope!

Fuk The Pope!

I Shall Say it

Again!

Fuck Yu Popus!

Lenard–Will, Er… Ben–Been There, Did That—Rat-A-Tat-Tat-Tat That! That’s Where It’s At! I Will Shoot Yu If You Darken My Door-Step… And To All You Indian/Afghan-is-Sand / Iraqi “Packs-In Some Sand’–

‘Sand-Niggars’,

I Am One Quarter

And Three-Fifths Texican

In Short:

You WP Monitors,

******

Careless Idiots,

Go Swallow A Cup O’ Mine Copenhagen Spit!

Faggots!

(Don’t Get All Excited! Most Of My Best Friends Are Fags)

And No Shit If You Don’t Like Me:

I Have 3 Words For U:

“Go-Fuk-Your Self”

OK–That’s Four–

Go To Fuk U Anyway Way–

Take Yer Time–My Dime!

NO!

I AM

NOT Racist

Mammy!

Racis’m

Would Not Be Fittin’

Hattie!

Hattie!

I Have Loved You Ever Since I First Saw You!

I Am’ bGonna’ Write Him Well–

Even If ir Hare-Lips Lips The Pope!

Fuk The Pope!

I Shall Say it

Again!

Fuck Yu Popus!

Lance: Cerifi-Capable-Fie-Able Azz-HoleI Have Been To The Nam-But Not in War-Time. Thank God! (If There Is Such A Being–I Choose To hold My Cards Close to my Chest)

Arrival:

I SHALL Endeavor To Do Better

“Lance. You’re An Azz-Hole!”

It Ain’t Entirely All MY Fault:

My Internet Is All Fu*ked Up!

“Welcome to the Internet”–

Fuk U!

I’ve Been Here for Years!

I Was the Orig Idiot

“Early Adopter”

Or is That “Adapter?

Just One More Dead Fish Goin’ With The Flow

***

Who The Fuk Cares At This Point?

Cred: Welcome to the Internet – Bo Burnham

Lance is an Asshole–This is NOT New News!

***

*Heavy Sigh*

P.S. I’ll Plug-In the Creds Later–Maybe…

Maybe Not

PPS:

I am Dangerously Low On Cope-En Hagen & Give-A-Shit

Low On Hope For My Future

Action Jackson: Jackson Browne Was / Is a Misogynist. I Kinda / Sorta Forgave Him That–No! Not Really! Never Will I Ever Forgive Him For That. Such An Asshole!

I have only slapped a woman once in my Life-Time

(My Last Wife)

And I Still Have Not Forgiven Me for That.

I Never Will

And I Must Carry The Shame & Remorse–

Forever

And For Three Days After I’m Dead

I Hate Violence Perpetrated On Women.

Do It Within My Sight.

I’ll Fuk You Up–

Twice

Trust Me:

I Am Quite Capable of Capably Capable Of Fukking You Up.

Do Not Test Me

***

Fuk You Jackson Browne.

You Be “Running On Empty”

But I Do Love The Music You Made—

I Sincerely Do.

I Can Grudgingly Admit That.

Jackson Browne – The Pretender, NY, June 9, 1996:

Joni & Jack-Ass Browne:

NO NO NO NO!

(Not really Like Him—He is An Asshole, As Am I.

I Do Not Tolerate Abuse of Women–Well-Documented By Me In These Pages) But Also Documented By Me: I Appreciate The Art, Even If The ‘Artist’ Is An Asshole.

 

But I liked him anyway

Or/And His music.

I really did like his music.

(I could not help it)

Cred for Vid Share: Megan Smith

*****

Pretending To Be a Real Man:

Fuck U Jacs–Off – Browne

You Fake-A-Zoid Worthless Mother-Fucker!

Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine!

I am so heart-sick!

Mother*Fu*k You PuTin!

The Brave Ukrainians are fighting their asses off

I wish there was more I could do to help

I once was a Sailor/Warrior/Almost SEAL

Now I am Nothing

Just an Old Mean Impotent Gas-Bag Curmudgeon

With Attitude

A Mockery of my Former Life.

And Living Out My Meaningless Life

G’Dammmit!

War / We Don’t Need No More Trouble

(Uncle Bob Live At The Rainbow Theatre, London / 1977)

War!

Evevr’y Where There is WAR

Why?

Why??

Why???

(Why Not? — We gots Nothing Better to DO

“Totally ‘Down-Stroyed'”– I LOVe a Good Play-on-Words!’

My ‘Editing’ sucks–Sorry.

****

“Everywhere is War”

Why?

(I’m Not Really A Liberal–I Just Play One On the Internet)

Cred: Unc/e Bob Marley & The I-Threes

Yeah

I Read This Book

Thrice