I Wish to EXPAND Upon This. And I Shall. Immediately After I Come Out Of My Self-Induced Coma.

I Am Nuts, But I Have FINALLY Discovered Someone Even More Bat-Shit Cray-Cray-Crazy-Nuts Than Me.

Aubrey Plaza!

Ah! If I were 100 Years Younger!

I Would ‘Have’ Her!

Probably Not.

But it is a Pleasant Fiction.

I often lie awake at night, thinking about Aubrey

And NO! IT AIN’T ABOUT THAT!

(This is a FAMILY-Friendly Blog–Get Yer Mind Outta That Gutter!)

I often lie awake thinking of her.

And I do often ponder:

“Is She For Real? If I ever met her, would she be Aubrey?”

Yes!

I BELIEVE HER!

SHE IS Aubrey.

Exactly as Advertised.

She is For REAL!

***

Aubrey Makes Me Happy!

She Makes Me Happy–

She Enriches MY Life

Makes Me Realize…

I Am Not All Alone In This World After-All.

I Am Just a Wee-Bit Off-Center

“Three Bubbles Off Plumb”

As Molly Ivins Used to say

And I Am Good With That

***

Yes! This Post Is All Fukked-Up–

Because I Am Stupid & Caint Edit For Shit

Aubrey Plaza!

I love her.
She is insane

(In That Good Way)

MS Muse sez, “Lance! You Love Anything that wears a skirt!”

“Not True” Lance says. “I don’t much care for The Irish.”


*****

Funny How it has taken me so long to swerve into her…

(Obviously I Need to get Out More)
But I am here now.

Wholly On-Board with her quirkiness and her cray-cray
‘Better late Than Never’ I suppose.


“Lucky for you Aubrey that I am an old Fuk, Otherwise, I would be stalking you.”
With a Heart-felt and Relentless Passion

I Am Nuts—Gone Crazy Mad! ‘Cray-Cray’—Okay? I Have Been Clinically Diagnosed As Insane, And Have Fallen Way Too Hard For Aubrey

Aubrey Plaza is Hilarious and Insane

Street Cred: DHM Entertainment

***

Aubrey Plaza’s best bloopers and improvised moments

Street Cred: Comedy Bites

****

Yes. I am Certifiable Nuts

But For Some Bizarre Reason, They Still Allow Me To Walk Around Un-Supervised. Guess I Am Not A Menace To Society–

How Little They Know

Thank You Lauren for Helping Me To Accentuate My Point

Lance IS “Crazy”

Believe You Me

Here is Positive, Well-Documented Proof:

‘Lose Your Imagination–Lose Your Mind.

Lost in Time

I Know.

I lost mine

Cred: Jackie Venson

Native Texan–Austin

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Bat-Shit Crazy Lance

Not Too Photogenic These Days

“Gee Wally, whatever does this mean?

I Can’t be a narcissist no more?

I used to be handsome.

Key Phrase: ‘Used-to-Be’

Could have any girl my heart desired”

“Yes it does Son. Alas, No More, Elsi-Snore. Now shut up and go make me a sandwich. And fetch me a beer while you’re at it”

“Well shit!. What do I do now?”

“Punt & pray for a good out-come. Your ship has long-since sailed If I were you, I’d aim for the ‘coffin-corner’ From now on. Perhaps you’ll get lucky one-last-time”

“Asshole is Time”

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But I Have Finally Discovered Someone Even More Cray-Cray Crazy- Nuts Than Me.

This Makes Me Happy–Seems I Am Not All Alone In This World After- All–Thank God!

I’d like to take a leak… If that is within the realm of possibility—Just askin’ for a Friend.

Yes! This Post Is All Fukked-Up

Because I Am Stupid & Caint Edit For Shit

Oh-My –

Gawd!

I LOVE This Young Broad!

Aubrey Plaza!

I adore her!

All In!

With Both Feets!

I love her.
She is insane (In That Good Way)
*****

Funny How it has taken me so long to swerve into her…
But I am here now. Wholly on-Board with her quirkiness and her cray-cray
‘Better late Than Never’ I suppose.


“Lucky for you Aubrey that I am an old Fuk, Otherwise, I would be stalking you.”
With a Heart-felt and Relentless Passion

I am nuts—Cray-Cray—But I have discovered Someone Even More Nuts Than Me.

Aubrey Plaza.

I love her.
She is insane (In That Good Way)
*****

Funny How it has taken me so long to swerve into her…
But I am here now. Wholly on-Board with her quirkiness and her cray-cray
‘Better late than never’ I suppose.
“Lucky for you Aubrey, that I am an old Fuk, otherwise, I would be stalking you.”
With a heart-felt and relentless passion