Updated! Expanded! Someone ‘Liked’ This Moldy Old Post, So… Natch… ReSpam!.. “B&B No! Not Just For Bed & Breakfast Anymore!” Yes. I am a MORON! Yuk Yuk Yuk! Hardy Har Har!

Fun Fact: When I was ‘Marred’ to Lisa-The-Shakespeare Prof, MTV ran what they Dubbed

‘A Moron-a-Thon’

Five HOURS of Beavis & Butthead–Commercial-Free!

We had to keep a bed-pan at our feet so as to not miss a single minute—

OK, that is not really true…. I made it up.

Call it ‘Creative License

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Lisa and I watched it all!

All five fukkin’ hours!

Took us three bottles of Chardonnay to get thru it

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I tortured my Facebook friends with these; figured I’d torture my WordPress friends as well.

What the Hell, right?

”Sharing is CARING.”

Original FB text from my three demented posts:

“Hey Baby.”

You will laugh

(If you’re sick and demented like me)

(Vid compilation credit: Gary Diablo)

More sick humor.(definitely NOT for everyone)

You’re welcome.

(Vid compilation credit: MMM)

And of course this is the All-Time-Classic:

“The Great Cornholio”

OK. I will stop ‘Shit-Posting’ (for now)

Sorry. I know I am sick in my head. I just want to make at least one person laugh with me.

Bonus Clip Below

Ponder this while you are savoring your next fast-food burger.

Good luck.

And of course: Customers SUCK

This Man (CERTAINLY) is a fucking genius.

Fun Fact: He was born in Guayaquil, Ecuador.

I did not know this, but now I know. And now so do you.

(If you’ve come this far.)

Mike Judge: Bona-Fide Brilliance:

Added Stupid Value:

(Because I’m stupid)

Ask me how many fucks I give

This is MY BLOG

And I’m stuck to it

Oh, and once again:

“Fuck You WordPress!”

(I always like to throw that in)

Just for ‘grins.’

And while on this silly subject, some more stupid silliness:

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Added Just Because I LOVE Her:

Who Will Save My Soul?

You will Jewel

You Will

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Updated! C’mon Y’all! It Is Not All THAT OFFENSIVE! There is Embedded FUNNY & It Has Some UPBEAT Stuff Toward The End. “I HAVE BOARDED THE “LET’S GO BRANDON!” TRAIN! ALL ABOARD!”

SURPRIZED?

DIDN’T THINK SO!

HOOK ‘EM HORNS!

THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!

Vid Cred: chipperz18




MY AWESOME TEXAS!

Vid Cred: Fran Hart

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TEXANS DON’T COTTON TO NO BIDEN BULLSHIT!

Credit: Liberal Hivemind

SLEEPY JOE BEAVIS:

Street Cred for Vid: Lisa Li

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More From Salt Man:

“Crowds in Stadiums Across America Are Chanting F-CK Joe Biden”

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Added Late Entry

Somewhat Redundant, but longer, fuller version:

CORNHOLIO from ‘Beavis & Butthead Do America’

Vid Share Cred: iDiedOfLaughter Inc.

MORE! MORE MORE! CORNHOLIO!

(YEAH. I AM SICK IN MY HEAD!)

Vid Share Cred: 47Berkut

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Cornholio Let’s Go Baldwin

Vid Cred: The United Spot




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#1 Rap Song In America:

“Lets Go Brandon”

Vid Share Cred: Benny Johnson

“BETTER POP A RED PILL”

Vid Cred: Forgiato Blow

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BONUS(S) JUST FOR FUN:

Social Engineering in TV Commercials

Street Cred: Paul Joseph Watson

Credit: AwakenWithJP

AWESOME LAWN SCULPTURE!

Cred: https://www.skynews.com.au/

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But Keep It Real Y’all

We Are All Americans!

And

‘Others’

Just Kidding!

We are

ALL

Citizens of The Earth

Together!

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Lance Marcom:

Always The Cock-Eyed Optimist!

You’ve Got To Be Carefully Taught

I absolutely LOVE You Barbara