History of the Entire World, I Guess:
(There’s A Bit of A Long Pause At The Beginning;
Please Be Patient Grasshopper)
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“The Happy Lance Break Dance”
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And Yes
You’ll Have To Scroll Down A Mite For
The Rest Of The Videos
But Use Caution:
Mites Can Be Damn Slippery, Sneaky, Stealthy Little Bastards
And Trust Me On This One Kids:
You Don’t Want A ‘Mite-Bite’ On Yer Ass
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WARNING!
This Post Has Been Greatly Expanded
Perhaps I got ‘Slightly’ Carried Away
“I’m a huge gamer most of the time”
New! New! New!
Yay!
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Yet Another ‘New’ One I Failed to Notice Until Now.
‘Tis A ‘Red Letter Day’ For me
“Life’s Simple Pleasures”
It Doesn’t Take Much To Make Me Happy These Days
“I’m Scared“
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“Ball & Stick”
My Man Bill!
History of Bill Wurtz, I Guess | A Brief History
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The Brilliance That is Bill Wurtz:
https://www.youtube.com/user/billwurtz
I posted this on my Facebook Page.
(Ed. Note: I Nuked My Face-Dork Account Months Ago)
For my Friends to Enjoy, but
It may have been over Some of their Heads.
(Or maybe no one has time anymore to invest in watching something of quality—twenty second sound bites is what they want…)
Now, I am not being arrogant.
Nor pompous.
Ok, maybe just a little bit pompous,
But,
Personally I have the attention Span of a Drunk Gnat
And
Am ‘Mostly’ Harmless
Mostly
YET,
Some things are Worth the Time Invested.
“If the World Doesn’t End”
“More Than A Dream”
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“History of the Entire World”
(I Guess)
La Crème de la crème:
Note:
Long Pause in This One.
Be Patient.
I Think Bill Did it For
‘Creative Effect’
Or Perhaps As A Test of Your
Attention Span
And Undying Need For
‘Instant Gratification’
I know ‘Cause I’m The
Worst ‘Instant Gratification Culprit’ I know
“Uh…. I have posted some of this man’s work before…
But no one ‘watched’ (Uhhhh, Their FB Loss)
Watch this one. It is for ‘thinking’ peeps (as are the others)
(Some ‘Good-Natured’ Profanity)
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I try to ‘share’ things that are thought provoking and relevant and entertaining.
But, what the hell, right? You can only beat a dead horse so long before it falls apart and becomes disgusting.
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I shoot high.
Sometimes I shoot low.
Sometimes I hit.
Sometimes I miss.
But I always shoot.
From The Hip
And always with good intent.
Never malice.
I just want folks to enjoy some of the things that enrich my life.
And maybe even enrich yours.
“9-8-7”
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Thank You
Drive Through
-Lance
Bonus Track:
“History of Japan“
Bonus Bonus Track:
Interview
BONUS BONUS BONUS TRACKS:
“Mount St. Helens is About to Blow Up”
Sorry, Couldn’t Resist.
Jimmy Buffett – ‘Volcano’ Live:
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“First Day of School”
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“At The Corner Store”
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“Fly Around”
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“Here Comes The Sun”
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“I Just Did A Bad Thing”
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“Wild Frolicking Adventures of Informational Education”
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“Got Some Money”
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“Christmas Isn’t Real”
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“Slow Down”
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“Soap Tips”
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“When I Get Older”
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“Maybe I Could Eat Blades of Grass”
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“At The Airport Terminal”
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“Long Long Long Journey“
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