(Please Just Watch All The Videos I Stole) Great News! Bill Just Released A New Video! Now I Am In The Middle Of My Happy-Lance-Break-Dance! “The Genius That is Bill Wurtz”

History of the Entire World, I Guess:

(There’s A Bit of A Long Pause At The Beginning;

Please Be Patient Grasshopper)

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“The Happy Lance Break Dance”

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And Yes

You’ll Have To Scroll Down A Mite For

The Rest Of The Videos

But Use Caution:

Mites Can Be Damn Slippery, Sneaky, Stealthy Little Bastards

And Trust Me On This One Kids:

You Don’t Want A ‘Mite-Bite’ On Yer Ass

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WARNING!

This Post Has Been Greatly Expanded

Perhaps I got ‘Slightly’ Carried Away

“I’m a huge gamer most of the time”

New! New! New!

Yay!

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Yet Another ‘New’ One I Failed to Notice Until Now.

‘Tis A ‘Red Letter Day’ For me

“Life’s Simple Pleasures”

It Doesn’t Take Much To Make Me Happy These Days

I’m Scared

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“Ball & Stick”

My Man Bill!

History of Bill Wurtz, I Guess | A Brief History

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The Brilliance That is Bill Wurtz:

https://www.youtube.com/user/billwurtz

I posted this on my Facebook Page.

(Ed. Note: I Nuked My Face-Dork Account Months Ago)

For my Friends to Enjoy, but

It may have been over Some of their Heads.

(Or maybe no one has time anymore to invest in watching something of quality—twenty second sound bites is what they want…)

Now, I am not being arrogant.

Nor pompous.

Ok, maybe just a little bit pompous,

But,

Personally I have the attention Span of a Drunk Gnat

And

Am ‘Mostly’ Harmless

Mostly

YET,

Some things are Worth the Time Invested.

“If the World Doesn’t End”

“More Than A Dream”

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“History of the Entire World”

(I Guess)

La Crème de la crème:

Note:

Long Pause in This One.

Be Patient.

I Think Bill Did it For

‘Creative Effect’

Or Perhaps As A Test of Your

Attention Span

And Undying Need For

‘Instant Gratification’

I know ‘Cause I’m The

Worst ‘Instant Gratification Culprit’ I know

“Uh…. I have posted some of this man’s work before…

But no one ‘watched’ (Uhhhh, Their FB Loss)

Watch this one. It is for ‘thinking’ peeps (as are the others)

(Some ‘Good-Natured’ Profanity)

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I try to ‘share’ things that are thought provoking and relevant and entertaining.

But, what the hell, right? You can only beat a dead horse so long before it falls apart and becomes disgusting.

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I shoot high.

Sometimes I shoot low.

Sometimes I hit.

Sometimes I miss.

But I always shoot.

From The Hip

And always with good intent.

Never malice.

I just want folks to enjoy some of the things that enrich my life.

And maybe even enrich yours.

“9-8-7”

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Thank You

Drive Through

-Lance

Bonus Track:

History of Japan

Bonus Bonus Track:

Interview

BONUS BONUS BONUS TRACKS:

“Mount St. Helens is About to Blow Up”

Sorry, Couldn’t Resist.

Jimmy Buffett – ‘Volcano’ Live:

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“First Day of School”

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“At The Corner Store”

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“Fly Around”

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“Here Comes The Sun”

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“I Just Did A Bad Thing”

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“Wild Frolicking Adventures of Informational Education”

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“Got Some Money”

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“Christmas Isn’t Real”

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“Slow Down”

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“Soap Tips”

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When I Get Older”

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“Maybe I Could Eat Blades of Grass”

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“At The Airport Terminal”


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“Long Long Long Journey

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History of The Entire Earth–The Genius That is Bill Wurtz

Lance Note: there are awkward pauses in Bill’s Vids.

Just stay tuned and be patient.

Or be a patient.

Sort it out for your own self.

It’s your dime of time after all.

The Genius That is Bill Wurtz.

I posted this on my Facebook Page.

For my Friends to Enjoy, but

It may have been over their heads.

(Or maybe no one has time anymore to invest in watching something of quality—twenty second sound bites is what they want…)

Now, I am not being arrogant.

Nor pompous.

Ok, maybe a little pompous,

But,

I have the attention span of a drunk gnat myself

YET,

Some things are worth the time invested.

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“Uh…. I have posted some of this man’s work before…

But no one ‘watched’ (Uhhhh, your loss).

Watch this one. It is for ‘thinking’ peeps (as were the others)

I try to ‘share’ things that are thought provoking and relevant and entertaining.

But, what the hell, right? You can only beat a dead horse so long before it falls apart and becomes disgusting.

I shoot high. Sometimes I shoot low.

Sometimes I hit.

Sometimes I miss.

But I always shoot.

And always with good intent.

Never malice.

I just want folks to enjoy some of the things that enrich my life.

And maybe enrich yours.”

Thank You.

Drive Through.

-Lance.

(Ed. Note: There is a slight pause at the beginning of the video. This is intentional by the author–I am guessing here–but do NOT think that that is the end of the video. It is almost 20 minutes long and worth every minute of time spent watching.)

Bonus Track:

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