She Taught Me How To ‘Touch-Type’

Only Thing I ‘Learned’ In HS That Was ‘Worth-A-Shit’ To Learn. Typing Class, Day One:

“F Space–J Space”

Introduction To Typing.

The Simple Solution is Usually The Best solution

KISS:

Keep it Simple Stupid!

(US Navy Taught me That)

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Case in Point:

If’n One Pair Don’t Suffice, use two!

An aside: Do Girls Make Passes at Boys who wear Glasses?

Sure do Hope So!

Otherwise my once and future sex-life is properly fu*ked!

Glasses Greatly Increase the Magnitudes Dudes!

My Life Shall Always Find a Way!

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Ain’t Nothin’ on This Planet Gonna Bring me down!

Blind, Drunken Idiots

Love ’em!

Since I am a Card-Carrying Member of

Their Brotherhood

Preach It ZZ!

Wild Turkey Will Bite You–

Usually On Yer Ass

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Doan Let it

Bring You Down!

“Come on down to the River of Sight”

Amazon dot com!

Fix me!

Send me these!

Neil. Fuk U!

I Hate You!

J/K

I think You’re the Greatest thing

Since Pre-Sliced Bread.

Grapes of My Wrath! Socialism and all those ‘Is-Um’s Fail! Spectacularly, Magnificently!! “Grapes of Wrath?” Want A Bath? Good Luck With That!

LOL!

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PPS,

I Still Miss Her!

I Wep For Me–For My Loss. Maddy Would Always Call Me Out–And Call Me “Pathetic!” I Have So Many More ‘Madelyn Stories’ But is Painful To Think–

G’Damn Her!

Guess Ima Never Get Over Losing Her

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