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Alcohol Is A Cruel Mistress. She Gives And She Takes—Mostly She Just Takes. Your Money, Your Wife. And in The End, Your Life. With No Receipts For Tax Deduction Refund Purposes

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Most diseases have some chance for a cure.

There is NO Cure for Alcoholism.

None

Nada

It is just something one has to come to terms with.

Trust me Kids:

I have been battling with her ever since I was thirteen years old.

But I’m still standing!

And fighting the good fight!

I’m Still Standin’!

The Computer Has Been Drinking.

Not Me

Tom, You’re So Wrong.

I suggest you Seek Therapy Immediately

Cred: MasterBiblicalMemory

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If I try to cast her out…

Well, this outcome is

WAY

Worse

It takes a long time to drink yourself to death.

The DT’s can kill you in a week, or even less

Delirium Tremens Man Showed. And This Time He Wasn’t Playin’


This is Directed Toward All My Minority Friends Out There in Radio Land

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And No: I am not talking ‘race’ here.

Hell! I don’t even own a Ferrari.

I am talking booze. Talking to the Juicers out there.

Here is my query:

Do you often (more often than not) catch yourself scratching notes?

Dear God

I mean, you have a great idea for a post, but are too inebriated to write it, and too afraid to sleep on it, lest you forget it: Lose it?

So… ya just ‘make a note’.

No matter that you won’t be able to read the note the next day sober, as it only makes sense when you are drunk–now therein lies that ‘Catch-22’, but at least you made the effort.

Right?

Right?

Talk to me Peeps!

(I really do not wanna be alone with this one.)

Cheers,

Lance

P.S.

Yes, I am a Socialist, Humanist, and All-Around Nice-Guy. i.e.,

I won’t let my dog shit on your driveway.

And Hey!

Thanks for stopping by.

We do hope you have enjoyed your time here.

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