Have I Mentioned Lately How Pissed Off I Am? America is BROKEN! And This BREAKS MY HEART!! P.S. I now have the WuFlu! YaHoo! I Am So Fucking Excited! This Should Prove to be an Adventure.

Yeah! And I have had my two Fauci Ouchies

FUCK YOU CNN!!!

FUCK YOU PMSNBC!

BASICALLY FUCK YOU BROADCAST TV!

Cred: Mark Dice

AND FUCK YOU, “THE VIEW”!!

Cred: Salty Cracker

This is a RANT. Please Don’t READ. You Will Think Less of Me if You Do

News?

CNN?

“Clown News Network”

(Don Lemons. Fredo Cuomo)

I think Fredo used to suck his brother’s dick…

He probably still does.

FNC?

Home of the Info Babes, with the fake tits.

(Yes! Yes! They are easy-on-the-eyes—I generally mute them and just drool)

“Fake News Channel”

Best thing FNC ever did is hire Lara Logan.

One of the bravest women in the world.

FNC gets some demerits deducted for hiring her.

60 Minutes gets my disdain for losing her–Fuk You CBS!

She is Top Shelf.

Before I continue…

These are the ones I admire and respect (Just to prove I do have a heart):

PMSNBC?

No explanation required, But Rachael Mad-Cow-Disease

ABC?

“All ‘Bout Crap”

NBC?

“Never Been Current” Not since Apollo Eleven…

CBS?

“Crap Bullshit Station”

Internet?

Yes!

Thank God!

RSBN?

Like them.

Mark Dice?

Love him.

Critical Drinker?

I approve

Paul Joseph Watson?

“The Best Man Among Us”

John Ward?

Yep!


Ricky Rebel?

Oh Hell to the Fuk Yeah!

I could go on, but I won’t.

Have a pleasant evening Y’all.

But before I depart…. “No. It’s awful.”

I still love my Country.

I served her.

Gladly do it again.

And yes!

I am in love with Holly Hunter.

Always was.

(Apologies to all my ex-wives)