
Watch the vid.
Please
Nuff said
We love You Molly!
You Texan Bitch!
“There’ a lot to like there”
There’s a lot to NOT LIKE Here: (And I mean Falwell–Love Hitch)
Related: Kinky Friedman
MY MAN!
MY MAN!
P.S. WordPress is STUPID!
Related: Kinky Friedman
MY MAN!
MY MAN!
P.S. WordPress is STUPID!
–Save For A Few ‘Die-Hard Fans’–(Thank Y’all Die-Hard Fans) But Alas. Woe Is Me. I’d Like to Reach A Larger Audience.
(This is Mainly Just A ‘Puff-Piece’–Constructed of Stuff I Callously/Un-Abashedly/Shamelessly Stole Off the Internet)
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Whatever–I Do Not Look Gift Horses in Their Mouths.
“Christopher Hitchens: On The Suicide of His Mother”
Yeah. That’s The Title Of this Shit-Post
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern:
This seems to be popular.
Of late.
fuk it.
Perhaps it is just the sign of the seasons….
“What’s Your Name?
Who’s Your Daddy?
Is He Rich Like Me?”
People Seemed to Have More fun In the Sixties.
But isn’t that Always the Way It Is?
We Always hearken to Our Past.
Why?
Our Future Is Right Now–
Meow
Cred: Some Walking Dead Zombies
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Maybe we all want to commit suicide.
I have Pondered it Too Many Times
(But I Am A Coward)
Yet…Relinquish the world back to the roaches.
Surely they could do no worse, management – wise.
“To Die–Sleep No More”
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I love Helena Bonham Carter… Cannot help myself. (This scene is disturbing: do Not Watch)
Credit: And watch it AGAIN!
Here now (I hope) is the proper credit:
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakuerika
Cred: jakuerika
Et, Oui: ‘Je Suis laissez faire’ Avec’ Le Punctuation–Realty. Nor Can I Be ‘Bothered’ With Speilling Neither–For That Matter.
For You See… I Just Cannot Be ‘Bothered’ With Such Mundane, Lame, Details—
All I’m A-Sayin’…
Cheers Y’all.
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Just For Fun Y’all, I am going to throw a new video (or quote, or some other surprise nonsense) up here everyday. Why? You may ask.
I Suppose it is Time (alas):
All This Shit Is Copyrighted.
Please Respect that, for:
“Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls: Who steals my purse steals trash; ’tis something, nothing; ’twas mine, ’tis his, and has been slave to thousands; But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him, And makes me poor indeed.”
–Shakespeare
Thanks,
-The Management
When I was a wee chile, tryin’ to survive in Fremont CA, Mother dragged me to theater, to screen “The Greatest Story Ever Told.”
I was NOT properly impressed.
Fu*k u Mom! Just Kiddin’!! I LOVED My Mother–Very Dearly–And As Previously Reported: My Mother Was The Original ‘Hippy-Chick’– She called herself a “Christian” But In Reality, She was an Atheist. Precisely why I Loved my Mother; I was an atheist, since I was first born, or hatched, Your choice.
Only A Reminder That You’re Just Not Good Enough
“The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Sold” With My Humble (cough cough) Opinion
Joni Love Letter Thrown in at the End.
Tread Softly. And I’m sorry the text don’t line up properly with the images. WordPress is Stupid. I cannot fix stupid.
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Cast of Characters:
Mary, Mother Mary, Virgin Mary, Mother of All Inventions.
Joseph, Joe, Just Plain Joe, Cuckold, Erstwhile Surrogate Father of Jesus.
Baby Jesus, aka Baby Hey Zeus, aka, Christmas… Pre-sents
Then Dad said, “Go Preach Your Ass Off!
And Jesus Said, “We’re there Dude! Just look at ‘em!”
“They’re eatin’ this shit up!
Hey! Judas! Come check this out!
“Ah shit!
Here come those Romanians Again! Don’t these people ever give up? Gotta go!”
“As God as My Wit-less-ness, I shall never be hungry again! (As long as I have these radishes)”
In The Bullshit Department…
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Bonus
Just for Fun:
CSN & Young
JONI!
Woodstock
She Wrote it
Didn’t ‘Physically’ live it
But as much as anybody
Embodied it
Duh
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I can count on one hand and one toe
All the ways I can be made to be pissed off
I will not list all six
But
Know this:
At the top
Is
Being disrespectful
To
Joni
Do Not Go
There
Trust me
You will not like me
I will
Hurt
You
I Wanted to ‘Edit’ This. But The ‘PC Police’ Would Not Allow THAT! When Referring to ‘Courtney’
I Wanted To Change ‘Actress’ To ‘Actor’ Oh, Hell No! Caint Allow You To Edit Your Own Post. Breaks The Rules of Engagement.
Fuck You WordPress!
And the Fonts are All F*cked UP–Caint Fix ‘Em—
Thank U WordPress!)
Some Day You will Ache Like I Ache–
Good Luck Experiencing That Experience.
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The People vs. Larry Flynt:
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If you stare at this long enough, the clouds start to move. Go ahead, try it. (You know you want to)
And here we go with….Lenny!
And Yes! I am going to continue to post shit that is on my mind. Ad nauseam.
Because this is my blog.
I mean no offense, but if you ever get offended here, well, I did warn you. (didn’t I?)
Okay, maybe I did not, but I am goddamn certain from day one, I never promised a floral garden.
Now did I?
(Sometimes, often, I out-type my brain–sorry)
Moving on…I guess this is a rant. (searching for a way to categorize this post)
Don’t worry: I will make up a new one if I havta. (and you real bloggers out there know what the fuck I am talking about. Doncha?)
And Fuck Yeah!
Wanna sue me?
The line forms to the right.
Don’t we all?
I mean,
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