Molly on H. Ross Perot: A Repost. I Love Molly, As All True Texans Do–But Our “Relationship” Is, Shall We Say, Rather “Complicated.”

I Adore You Molly!

You Texan Witch Bitch!

Very Complex!

(As Are All Of My Relationships With Wimmens)

Watch the vid.


Nuff said

We love You Molly!

You Texan Bitch!

“There’ a lot to like there”

There’s a lot to NOT LIKE Here: (And I mean Falwell–Love Hitch)

Related: Kinky Friedman

I Know These Next Several Days Are Supposed To Be All About The Queen, But If Any Of You Anglophiles Are Not Sufficiently Bummed Out Or Depressed Enough, I Am Here To Help You.

Moron-Lance Note: I Should NOT Have Re-Visited This! It is Really Fukkin’ me up! Damn it!

“Too Late Asshole. Damage is Done! Have a Pleasant Night.”


So Come Along. Let Us Take A Stroll Down ‘Sad Memory Lane’ Together. Someone Fetch Along A Coupla bottles of Beefeater Gin

Pls Re-Vis’t This–It Makes No Sense!…. Made Me Cry… Don’t Even Know Why! To Think That I Actually Wrote it! What Was I Not Drinking??? Diana?? Diana? Why Did You die??? I am So Sorry! And As For You, Christopher Hitchens, You are Cordially Invited to Kiss My Ass!

Christopher! I LOVE You!,

But In This Case, re:

Any Thing


You May Kiss My ASS!

Must Watch!—

Fuxk it!

I am Tired of Beating This dead Horsey–

Watch if’n You want—

Or Not!

I Honestly Can Say

“I Do Not Give A Shit.”

It is Only Important to Me Anyway


I am a Hopelessly Romantic SAP.


Her untimely departure really fucked me up.

(More than this ‘Macho-Man’ would ever care or confess to admit.)

Street Cred for Vid: Missmariasiya

(I love England)

This is Well-Documented in

These Pages


Prince Howdy Doody

“Howdy Asshole!

How’s it Hangin’ Bro?!”

Ugly Motherfucker Who Got Lucky



I love you more than cash money,
I do not agree with you.
(Actually I Do… Sorta.)
However, comma,
I’d like to hold onto my
And Fantasies…

Real-Life Ones.


So on this note,


Go Get Fucked.


I am very far removed from ‘stupid,’ and Christopher is spot on here/below,

but I am also a hopeless romantic.

So I am torn between two lovers.

My conundrum

“Lovin’ you both is breaking all the rules.”
“Well shit! I am in the ‘rule-breaking’ business.”

Author’s update September 2021: Ignore this one. It is stupid and I must have been drunk when I dropped it in.


Street Cred for the Vid: Juan Manuel Astorga


“The Cult of Diana” —Christopher Hitchens :

Update September 2021: From an email string sent to a good friend:

The Hitch bit is brilliant:
“Cult of Diana: The Mourning After.”
But it still pisses me off.
And you know how much I love Hitch
But, as I said in my piece,
“Don’t fucking rain upon my fantasy.”
Words to that effect.


“I suppose I am studid to claim to be so smart.

I still love The Princess of Wales.

But, I also realize this comes from my deep down hopeless stupid romantic ideas.
I like to believe in Fairy Tales.
(Not gay Fairy Tales…. the old school ones…)


Did I type that?
I am too studid to be stupid.


Goodbye England’s rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our country
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the stars spell out your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England’s greenest hills
Your candle’s burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Loveliness we’ve lost
These empty days without your smile
This torch we’ll always carry
For our nation’s golden child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England’s greenest hills
Your candle’s burned our long before
Your legend ever will

Goodbye England’s rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
Goodbye England’s rose
From a country lost without your soul
Who’ll miss the wings of your compassion
More than you’ll ever know

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And you footsteps will always fall here
Along England’s greenest hills
Your candle’s burned out long before
Your legend ever will


I loved my Daddy.

Never sure if he loved me.

I thought he was always the smartest in any room, but one day he said something incredibly stupid to me.

(Shortly after the breakup of Lady Di and that moron she was married to.)

She had a broken wing thanks to Charles-The-Cheating-Unfaithful-AssholeMoron

(I’m an Asshole Moron too, but I NEVER EVER Cheated on any of my four wives)

Well except for

Shonnie Days,

But Janet and I were pretty much Legal-Separated then and I knew for shit-sure she had been keeping a Soy Toy Boy on the side for months, so WTF right?


The expression on Diana’s face speaks volumes.

Volume One:

“What the fuck was I thinking?”

Daddy said, and I quote:

“That’s what happens when you marry a commoner.”

What an ignorant statement!

And I told him so.

Diana Spencer was English Nobility way before she married into The House of Windsor.

I was kicked out of Marcom Manor immediately (and permanently) after that.

(Daddy never enjoyed anyone hanging about who was not a sycophant to him.)

Marcom Manor

On The Street Where I lived:


Moron Author’s ed note:

OK, I watched CNN

They are calling their bullshit,

“Diana, A CNN Original Series”

Bullshit!! Nothing new or ‘original’ about it!

Most of the vids they showed are already on the Internet and have been for years.

Some of them are even in my orig Diana post (and I gave creds to the orig poster or at least the sharer)



Use a Bois d’arc fence post covered in barb-wire

(Just a Suggestion)

“Brian’s Song” (Swan Song That Is–Sing That Song You Lil Bitch! HaHaHaHa!)


Just A ‘Warm-Up’

Scroll Down for the



“RIP Brian Stelter”

Must Watch or You’ll Miss

The Entire Point of

This Whole Pointless Exercise


Credit: Mark Dice

Just for Ref,

A Much Much Better Brian:

Finally! CNN is Goin’ Tits Up! About Fuc*Kin’ Time

Major Shake-Up Over Yonder At Clown News Net-Worthless

Street Cred: Liberal Hivemind

“I’m Melting!”

Poor Lil Snow Flake!


It’s About Time.

It’s About Space.

It’s About Time That You Lost

Your Face!

Cred: ClassicFlix

Please Allow Me A Moment While I Gloat

Not Un-Like A Puffed-Up Puffer Fish


Time Has Come Today!

Cred: The Chambers Brothers

Up-Dated: There’s Always Room For More Erin Burnett In My World; “I would Give All of ME! To HER! FOR JUST ONE Night!

Is This Love Erin?


From Where I Sit It Certainly Is

It For Shit-Sure Certainly Is.

Just One Look.

That’s All It Took

And I Fell




Just One Look And I Fell

And She is Scottish!

(And Y’all Know I love Scottish Women)

Uncle Bob!

Very Happy, Positive Upbeat Song!

Is this Love!

(Video Credit: DARK FIRE30)

I’m Really Really REALLY infatuated with Erin Burnette.

I don’t even know why.

Maybe because she is smart. And so well-educated. This draws me. Like a moth to a flame. I LOVE smart women. Cannot resist them.

(She absolutely is very intelligent–there is no debate on this fact)

Maybe because she is beautiful

(She certainly is–again, no debate on this one)

Maybe because she intrigues me (She surely does)

Maybe all of the above. Most likely.

I love her.

OK, I lied a little bit: I never mute her.

(See photo of my “Notes.”)

I don’t EVER NOT  listen to her.

I do NOT agree with her opinions, but I respect them.

And I love her voice.

She adds value to my life.

And I appreciate that.


I just drop this in because I love it and it is upbeat.

Kinda like Erin, It makes Me Happy to Experience.

(In My Imaginary Mind.)


“Erin, Ready or Not, Here I’d Come!”

Hey! “Historic Films” Why do you fuckin’ polute the video with your bullshit logo??!!!

Hey! I’m Writing Here!

I Wanna Be A Paperback Writer

Hey! I’m writing here! (Did I say that already?) I may have dementia.


“I haven’t seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park”


(Fleeting thoughts seem to fly away. Okay? That’s Okay, Right? Isn’t it?)


“Now Go f*ck off and leave me alone. And while you are leavin’ me alone, make me some more coffee.”


“and thanks for the pepperoni.”

(Sorry.. vague Lenny Bruce reference)

I actually said this aloud to my much maligned invisible muse. Bless her heart.

The dog walked over to me and inquired, “Hey! Rance!” (he cannot pronounce my name. He is a dog after all) “Rance,” he said. “You OK Bubba?”

(Overheard by some fly on some wall in some other multi-verse.)

Probably it was just the wind.


‘Tax Day’ (they say) Means nada to me: means  Bupkis! (great Yiddish word: use it in a sentence today and then it is yours for all of maternity)

Why? “‘Cause I had no income last year. That’s why!”

Oy vey! Yep! Good thing ‘bout that there: No taxes.

Moving on to today’s post…

(Oh yeah: first order of business: “The Daily Lenny”)

Well, You May Find it here, whisked into a long post about a mechanic. Yes. You will have to work to find it. So Sorry.

Let us paws for a second.

(Goddamnit Lance! Enuff with the fucking puns!)

Take a breath.

“This is swerving dangerously close to being another rant.


“Yes. I know.”

*Moving on…*

Now Where was I?

Oh Yeah!


Not really.


Nope (but their Breaking News is ‘bout to break my spirit and my capacity to love anyone)

Serious for one second. I weep for those family who lost family on That Plane.

*Whew! Now we got that sentiment out of the way…*

Still trying to Move On Dot Org…

(Just kidding—I do not even know where that is)

More Breaking Fucking News!

Some idiot on CNN just said, “Let us be Frank.” (and Tom, Dick, and Harry)

(not sure in reference to what—generally—I only half-listen, but that one caught some vacant, unused part of my ear)

*Still trying to move on and find a purpose for this purposeless post*

Y’all know what?

This is gonna be an “all-day” project.

There is just too much shit running about in my head.

I will get back you.

As they say:

To be continued…