Yep. My Mind Has Gone Awry: Into That ‘Null-an’ Void Territory’–The Black Hole ‘Land Of The Time Sink’– “Meet Mr. Lance, BROADCAST NEWS JUNKIE”

Into The Perilous Void:

Richard Pryor: The Wino and The Junkie

“Better Lay Off That Narcotic Ni*gger”:

“That Shit Done Made You Null And Void”

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Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’

F*ck it!

Watch the below vid.

You will laugh your ass off.

Ditto this one below

Vid Cred: MAD LAB

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But this is a light-hearted Shit Post, mocking me even more than I mock Broadcast News: CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Etcetera & Ad Nausea

And I am stalling, waiting for MS Muse to respond to my recent

Proposal of Marriage

She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.

(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)

I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.

Don’t matter. I still love her.

She had all her props:

  • Glass of Pinot.
  • Virginia Slim
  • Cell Phone
  • IPad
  • NY Times, Washington Post, And Waco Weekly Wipe
  • Attitude

Yeah. There’s that.

Always that.

Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option

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This post cannot stand alone on my prose.

The vids are requisite.

“I just have to look good; I don’t have to be clear.”

The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)

Love Broadcast News.

Love Mocking Broadcast News.

Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News. (Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)

Andrea Tantaros CNN Bra Size & Measurements

Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements

Guys, you know you want me to drop the link.

No!

Suffer in Silence

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Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.

Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly

I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage

Cheers!

(‘Story at Eleven’)

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Bonus ‘Added Value’

Credit to John Ward: Genius Man

“No, it’s awful.”

My Cross to bear

My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel

Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo

Uh… Homo-Erotica?

CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?

Am I homo-phobic?

No! But these two wear me out!

Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)

“I love you Don Lemon.”

You never fail to entertain.

Now Please Excuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.

And my mind.

“The Memes Become Reality”

–IanMilesCheong

Don & Chris:

Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:

Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FUCKED UP!

Won’t let me delete it!

It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.

Bandwidth I have not to spare,

Nor desire to share.

Fuck you WordPress!

“Uploading” it perpetually says.

Hey Whore-Press!

How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?

How would that grab ya?

Add-Din-Dumb:

I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP

Kind service rep fixed my problem.

Toot Sweet

All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.

No denying that.

I take back my un-happy words hurled at WordPress… until the next time…

But…Call Now! And We’ll DOUBLE THE OFFER!

 

 

(just pay extra shipping an’ handling….)

OKay! I’ll bite.

Send me two… Of these:

I’ll pay.

fred

Fred

 Just kidding Fredricka!

(All thinking folk know you are priceless)

Rock on!

(Fred is the ONLY Reason God Made CNN Weekends… and most likely: Oklahoma–We will not speak of Texas—yet.)

Just Saying…

And… She runs/swims/bikes in Triathlons

For Good.  

‘Renaissance Woman’ 

I love her and so should you.

And…

I know ‘we’ are all so ‘distraught’ over Joan’s passing, but… she did show her ‘ungracious’ ass.

And ‘Fred’ remained, retained as always,

Her True Ladyhood and just good manners.

This is how we should all ‘roll.’

Fredricka : Classy Lady!

Yes! I Am In My Third Adolescence: “Babes, Info (Info-Babes)”

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“Babes, Info: Plural. Colloquial.”
—Lance Webster

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I am not a fan of Babe Ruth (Or of His Candy Bar)

I am not a Fan of ‘Babes-In-Toy-Land’

I am not a Fan of Fukked – Up Word-DepressedCustomer-Service’ Babes

I am not a fan of ‘Babe The Pig

I am not a fan of Babe Actresses

I am not a fan of Babe Miss Americas

I am not a Fan of Me.

However…

I am a Fan of ‘Info Babes’

We’ll Commence With My Personal Favorite: Fredricka!

(Yes. I have already spilled a lot of ink on/for her)

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(And Now Move On (In No Particular Order)

Perino!

Of Course Erin!

Dana Bash

(To Me, She Always Reminded Me of A Pet Ferret I Once Had, But Now I love Her–Go Figger!)

Megyn Kelly

No Words, except that she is brilliant.

And Beautiful

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Lara!

Lara Logan:

Bravest Woman On The Planet!

I greatly admire and Respect Her.
If you do not know who she is, watch the fukkin’ video below
.

(Lara works for Cable Broadcast News now, and they treat her like a Red-Headed Step-Child.)

Fuck You Fox/CNN! et al.)

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Diane Sawyer: CLASS!

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Robin Meade:

So Drop-Dead Gorgeous: Makes My Hair Hurt

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Jenna Lee:

Ditto Above

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Ana!

Ana Cabrera!
(I’d amputate one of my fingers and two of my toes just to spend one night with her.)

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There Are So Many More…

But I am Fresh Outta Time:

Gotta Go Watch THE GIRLS ON THE NEWS!

Yeah, I An Under An Ethereal Spell:

(I have no choice.)

Must Be ‘Witchcraft’

I Wish I Had Been Born Frank Sinatra

Just Sayin’

Catch Y’all Laters!

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Joni :

Trust Me: The Below Fits and Y’all Know I have to ALWAYS try to Drop in a bit of Joni.

(She Casts The BEST SPELLS)

Empty. Try Another’

Cheers Y’all!

Just More Of My CNN Bashing (Yes. I Know; It’s About To Get Old) & Some Bonus Biden Bits Thrown In–“CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News”–Hahaha!–Whatever You’re Smoking, I Want Some

Epic CNN Blooper Video:

Cred: CNN

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Biden’s Actual Inauguration:

What An Idiot Dementia-Stricken Moron!

(Video Credit: FreedomToons)

Joe & Jill: The Wheel Is Spinning,

But The Hamsters Died Decades Ago

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Since My Muse Has Once Again Fu*ked Off To Waco Due To “Previous Committed Obligations,” I am Forced To Shit-Post:

Just To Keep The Embers Burning, Or at Least Somewhat Viable For Future Reference, or Need

Ed Note:

Regarding My Muse

I really should consider finding a MUSE who is FOCUSED solely on ME.

But I cannot ‘Fire’ This One.

Her evil side is always just beneath the surface.

Bubbling up.

“Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and Cauldron Bubble.–

By the pricking of my thumbs, 

Something wicked this way comes. 

Open, locks, Whoever knocks!”

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Will boil over at the slightest provocation.

I have seen/experienced her wrath.

(And it ain’t Nothin’ Nice)

She frightens me.

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FaceDork Post of Mine Pasted In Below:

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“Hey Clown News Network!

Perhaps

You did not Get The Memo:

“We Have A New President! Why Are You Still Fixated On Trump?

You Are Giving Him More ‘Airtime’ Than Piss-Pants Biden. I Think I can Surmise: Your Ratings Going Deep Into The Shitter Without Orange-Man-Bad/RAD.

Don’t Open Your Mouth While Down There, Or You Will Have A Bad Day.

Just hold Your Breath.

Until You Die.

We Will NOT Miss You.

Except For Erin Burnett:

I will MISS HER.

Marvelous Much.”

(Ref a Previous Fawning Post of Mine, Regarding her. Pasted in Below)

Bobble-Bubble-Headed Mother Fu*ker: Don Lee-Mon–Racist Piece-of-Shit, Hypocrite–Stupid is as Stupid does Moron. How is this Asshole Still walking about with a Frickin’ job?

Who is Paying him?

Mark ‘Fukle-Berg?

No! I Mis-Spoke!

THAT Asshole Owns FaceBook

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(Ed. Note: There Is A ‘Brain-Ded’

Brian Seltzer-Water Bonus Gem At The End.

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Bobbsey Twins– Kissing Cousins:

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Puke IN My Mouth. Please And Thank You. Every Time I see this moron, I get this sudden urge to throw up in my mouth. Is this not the dumbest, ‘stupied-in cest’ Mother-Fu*ker in the history of stupid mother-fu#kers on Television?” Fairy” Certain that answer would be ‘Yes.’ A Resounding ‘Yes’.

There are only three people still watching this idiot. I am one of them.

Why? Because I love the comedy of the inane insane.

And it is free/cheap.

It only costs me a few brain cells.

Which I can regenerate.

Usually

Hopefully

Don Lemon: Before He Puts On His Makeup:

Above & Some Below Vid Creds: John Ward

Bonus Added Value:

Ted Koppel Has The Receipts.

Blames Mainstream Media’s Desire For Ratings For The Rise Of Donald Trump

Street Cred For Shared Vid: Roland S. Martin

Some Of this IS Re-run. Hell! Who Am I kidding? ALL Of It Is Re-Run. *BREAKING BAD NEWS!*

CNN is the Best Comedy Show On Television, Bar None–

And it is even better watching while drunk or stoned, or le both.

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President Trump SLAMS Jim Acosta and ‘fake news’ CNN:

Clown News Network

Laughing at CNN is one of my favorite joyful mindless diversions:

Exclusively Here on TT & Hiero-Glyph!

That means you won’t hear it anywhere else! (Because we made it up)

The Results are finally in from yesterday’s, recent,  last week’s election!

Okay was not last week; just seems that way.

Here are the tallies:

Jim Morrison: 20, 000

He is an Accident Going Somewhere to Happen: 20, 001

Walk of Shame: 20,010

The Kind and Good and the Ugly Moral Folks: 20,005

Puddles in My Beer: 0

Now, after some contentiousness, and some hanging chaffs, and some fourteen pissed off, and some sixteen or so pissed on, and some countless bored, and some dead armadillos, and some more hanging chaff, it was decided that the vote went unanimously to:

PUDDLES IN MY BEER!!

(And the crowd went nuts)

“But, but, but, how is that unanimous?” One pollster inquired.

“Because Son,” The State said, “Because theirs was the only un-contested, not so much molested, unambiguous result.”

“Oh.”

Now before we exposé the PUDDLES IN MY BEER platform (gangplank), we must survive the Inauguration Ball.

And here to help us along with that, May I present to Y’all, our most ardent (and redundant) supporters!

Willie And The William’s Boys!

Take it away Boys!

Thanks to Willie an’ Them For that Rather Upbeat Rendition of …what was it again? *taps Willie on the shoulder* “Uh Willie, ya fucked the lyric: it is “Puddles In My Beer”; not ‘bubbles’, get it right fer fuck sake… Goin’ to Austin…I mean DC. Aw shit. Never mind! Just get the damn song right, OK?”

And Thank You Both Hanks for that rather unifying ditty in honor of the forgotten, vanquished.

But now, to prove we are not all that…uh… sanctimonious.

We give some equal / air time to the losers, er, Honorable Opposition:

Take it away Jimmy!

But don’t take it too far or  too long. We are watching you. Loser!

“Uh… Thank you…uh what was your name again? Oh yeah, Jimmy.

Well, Hey! Let’s give a big round of applause for…uh Jimmy and his comedy!”

“Thank you Johnny!”

Tomorrow (Or Next Beer) we will tell you the plan forward.

Hang tight in the meantime.

We love our Country!

(don’t we?)

Didn’t we?

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Bonus Round

Lenny On Fake News: