FREEDOM OF SPEECH! ADDED LOTS OF CHICKS Well, Actually Only Three Chicks. But See, Here At TT&H, We All ‘Bout Sobriety (Joke) Quality, Never Quantity.

That’s The Reality. Deal With It. Think ‘Espresso’ If You Must. And I Abhor Elsinore.

Even More Than Prince Hamlet Ever Could

But Even More: WP Sucks.

Need I Say More?

Y’all Will Havta Scroll Down To Find Dem

Dem

Lovely Chicks–

Ain’t Nothin’ For Free Here At TT&H

You Must

“Work The Problem”

And ‘The Problem’ is Call’d ‘Lance’

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Lenny & Hitch & The Dixie Chicks!

(I adamantly Refuse to Drop “Dixie” From The Original Band Name)

And Here is yet one more kinda sad fact:

My B’lov’d Much-Missed Sister Madelyn, was the one who first ‘turned me on’ to Dem Chicks. (She Had seen them perform ‘Live’ in a Club in Dallas… Back-in-the-day… )

Maddy ‘Introduced’ me to all the ‘Good’

Things in My Life

G’Damn! I WILL Never Get Over Her!

Even if it Hare-Lips The Pope!

Pretty Certain I Stole That Line–Pope–From Lenny.

Sorry Lenny


Three Lovely Chicks
Only One Even Texas (Nat–Lubbock)
But Battin’ 330 in Baseball Will Get Y’all Into The Hall of Flame!

In Baseball

But this ain’t Baseball

Is it?

This Post is a Little Wonky BeCuz…

By They Way: I Love Love Nat’s Eye Mak-Up…

And Her

‘Attitude”

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Guess What? Fu*cK’d-UP WordPress! I DID try! Re-DAS-Boot “And Lenny (and Christopher) Lives (again) Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid (sic)” I did Manage to Add Some NEW Shit to this One Though WP was

Kickin’ and Screaming’!

(Be Afraid–Be Very Afraid)

My Hero!

Below please find today’s bit:

(May be offensive to people of faith)

(If you are religious, you may have swerved into the wrong page.)

Even that statement is wrong. It presupposes that religious folk do not have a sense of humor, or that they are intolerant of not-religious folk.

I know of only one religion which is totally intolerant and not open to sense of humor. I don’t need to name it, but we all know its name (Shhh…. Don’t tell. But it starts with an M and ends with an ‘um’.   Yeah! You guessed it: Methodist-um”

(Now I know, I have been uncharacteristically silent on the ISIS CRISIS in specific and ‘Religion Poisons Ever’Thing’ in General. I am ‘back-building’, much like that volcano in Iceland.

What you may experience here, today, is just a fissure, impotently  spewing. ‘Fissuring’, if you will. Don’t worry: The Big Bang is coming folks and it ain’t gonna be nothin’ nice.)

Shhhhh…. don’t tell. Keep yer head, and yer wits, and yer tits, and yer clits about you.

So… Don’t speak. Bad for your health: ‘Speaking.’

Listen / Watch Here Below: And Christopher’s last line (in case you missed it)

“Stay cool.” 

So ‘be cool’ and watch it, for it is timely, given our present present.

Video Credit:

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The Lenny Bit (Religion Inc) Listen if You Please:

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Oral Roberts

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Pope John XXIII

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Thanks For Listening

And just for fun:

And as a completely different aside: I got some very good advice from a very, well not very, not even a very good friend, let us just call her ‘an acquaintance’:

She chastised me.

Why?

Because I employ too many parentheses…. “Makes me hard to read.’  She said. ‘Madman,’ She said. Truth, she spoke.

Now that!

That!

That is good advice!

Thank you, Nameless Person.

LONG TIME GONE!

FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

TRUTH #2

GIRL POWER

SOUTHERN GIRL POWER!

NEVER MAKE ‘NICE’

NICE IS BORING!

WIDE OPEN PLACES

How Now Brown Cow? Daily Lenny: Carnegie Hall Part II

TGIF and Here is The Daily Lenny: Carnegie Hall Part II

Enjoy!

 (Thanks to It’s okay t.v.  for posting this one on YouTube) 

Thanks for visiting and listening

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Daily Lenny: Carnegie Hall Part II

TGIF and Here is The Daily Lenny: Carnegie Hall Part II

Enjoy!

 (Thanks to It’s okay t.v.  for posting this one on YouTube) 

Thanks for visiting and listening

More Lenny may be found here

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Yes! I Have Pissed in a-lot of Sinks! Daily Lenny: A Perverse Act, Pissing in the Stink

Well… Shit-a-Brick

WP Will Not Allow Me To Edit This

“My Head Hurts;

My Feet Stink & I Don’t Love Jesus”

Pissin’ In The Wind

Jerry Jeff!

Just Live Through The Bull-Shit Intro:

Yep!

C’mon Guys (and Gals) fess up: Have you ever pissed in a sink?

I know I have.

More Lenny Here:

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Related: Please Don’t Shit in my Shower

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No! Oh No! Lance! Restrain Yer-Self Son! Why?? Daily Lenny: A Perverse Act, Pissing in the Sink, Truth Time: I Have Pissed In A Lot of Sinks During My Haze-Daze.

C’mon Guys (and Gals) fess up: Have you ever pissed in a sink?

I know I have.

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Related: Please Don’t Shit in my Shower

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Fuk It: I’m Drunk. Just Keep Shootin’ Me. In The Head. Until I’m Dead. “Uncle Earl of Louisiana” Ah Hoy! Strollin’ Down Mammory Lame Game

Hi Kids!

Today’s Daily Lenny is about Uncle Earl, Guv’na of the Great State of Louisiana.

Now…

Uncle Earl was nuts; that is why we loved Uncle Earl. Especially us Texans loved Uncle Earl, because he was just like our Governors: Whacked Out. Only wors’er.

Uncle Earl

Uncle Earl

Molly spoke about him:

“If Louisiana eventually elects Duke (David Duke) governor, don’t expect any sympathy from Texas. They sent us one of their barmy governors once before—Earl Long, who was Huey’s crazy brother. Earl finally got so bad his own family shipped him off to a nuthouse in Galveston. We kept him for six weeks and then let him go; he looked like a perfectly normal governor to us.”

From: Molly Ivins Can’t Say That, Can She?

Hereeee’s Lenny! Listen to the Audio: (It will all make sense if you do)

Uncle Earl Below:

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Harry

 Once Again…

I throw this in (I already  paid for it)

Why NOT?

Too tired…but y’all know the thrill drilll… more lenny here:

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