And Lenny (and Christopher) Lives (again) Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid (sic)

Below please find today’s bit:

(May be offensive to people of faith)

(If you are religious, you may have swerved into the wrong page.)

Even that statement is wrong. It presupposes that religious folk do not have a sense of humor, or that they are intolerant of not-religious folk. I know of only one religion which is totally intolerant and not open to sense of humor. I don’t need to name it, but we all know its name (Shhh…. Don’t tell. But it starts with an M and ends with an ‘um’.   Yeah! You guessed it: Methodist-um”

(Now I know, I have been uncharacteristically silent on the ISIS CRISIS in specific and ‘Religion Poisons Ever’Thing’ in General. I am ‘back-building’, much like that volcano in Iceland. What you may experience here, today, is just a fissure, impotently  spewing. ‘Fissuring’, if you will. Don’t worry: The Big Bang is coming folks and it ain’t gonna be nothin’ nice.)

Shhhhh…. don’t tell. Keep yer head, and yer wits, and yer tits, and yer clits about you.

So… Don’t speak. Bad for your health: ‘Speaking.’

Listen / Watch Here Below: And Christopher’s last line (in case you missed it)

“Stay cool.” 

So ‘be cool’ and watch it, for it is timely, given our present present.

Video Credit:

therealtalkpolitics

The Lenny Bit (Religion Inc) Listen if You Please:

Oral_Sucker_Born

Oral Roberts

Billy_Time_Mag

JohnXXIII

Pope John XXIII

lifecover_spellman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Thanks For Listening

And just for fun:

And as a completely different aside: I got some very good advice from a very, well not very, not even a very good friend, let us just call her ‘an acquaintance’:

She chastised me.

Why?

Because I employ too many parentheses…. “Makes me hard to read.’  She said. ‘Madman,’ She said. Truth, she spoke.

Now that!

That!

That is good advice!

Thank you, Nameless Person.

 

Uncle Earl of Louisiana

Hi Kids!

Today’s Daily Lenny is about Uncle Earl, Guv’na of the Great State of Louisiana.

Now…

Uncle Earl was nuts; that is why we loved Uncle Earl. Especially us Texans loved Uncle Earl, because he was just like our Governors: Whacked Out. Only wors’er.

Uncle Earl

Uncle Earl

Molly spoke about him:

“If Louisiana eventually elects Duke (David Duke) governor, don’t expect any sympathy from Texas. They sent us one of their barmy governors once before—Earl Long, who was Huey’s crazy brother. Earl finally got so bad his own family shipped him off to a nuthouse in Galveston. We kept him for six weeks and then let him go; he looked like a perfectly normal governor to us.”

From: Molly Ivins Can’t Say That, Can She?

Hereeee’s Lenny! Listen to the Audio: (It will all make sense if you do)

Uncle Earl Below:

belafonte

Harry

 Once Again…

I throw this in (I already  paid for it)

Why NOT?

Too tired…but y’all know the thrill drilll… more lenny here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Lenny Bruce is Dead

Lenny Died.

I know this.

lenny grave

Yet, he lives on in my mind and in my heart.

Not going to go over the top here, but I am taking myself out of the ‘Daily Lenny Business’ business. (not many enjoyed it anyhow. I did. But I did  not ‘write’ for Lenny. I ‘wrote’ for me,  and for the edification of a few of my readers.)

No matters…

So.. This is your last ‘Daily Lenny’. I do hope you have enjoyed the previous seventy or so.

There will be no more.

This makes me sad. (because there is so much more Lenny I want to share, but alas, I am tired.)

–Lance

This video really sucks. I will search out a better one. (Maybe tomorrow) I do it for the children..

Oh! More Lenny Here:

https://404.com

 

Daily Lenny: or Blast From Some Past, or… I Really Do Not Care What You Think.

Okay. Actually, I do.

“And it took LBJ six months to learn how to say ‘negro’.” Yah! You will have to listen to Lenny to get the bit… Sorry. Price of admission here at TT&H.

I am an arrogant Texan, but I love Lenny Bruce: A man just about as far from removed from Texan as one could ever be. (Except maybe George Bush the Elder)

Lenny was no friend to Texas or Texans

Lyndon Johnson

The Scar He Was So Proud Of

LBJ:

Thanks Lenny

Lima

The Real Scar

The Real Scar

R.I.P.

Please listen (and comment)

(If you never listen to any other Lenny Bruce, Please listen to this one)

Lima, Ohio:

Bless Y’all Lenny…

LBJ: Just Another Guy Looking Out for His Nuts:

Here!

See? Lance Really Does Have a Sense of Humour! 

The Bust

Daily Lenny: Carnegie Hall Part II

TGIF and Here is The Daily Lenny: Carnegie Hall Part II

Enjoy!

 (Thanks to Theo Cas for posting this one on YouTube) 

Thanks for visiting and listening

More Lenny may be found here

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

tex flag

 

Daily Lenny, Lenny Comes Clean Part Two: Plus Sarah and The Lone Ranger

Hi Kids!

Here is part two of yesterday’s Daily Lenny.

Now… I just know you will enjoy (and comment)

Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision

Masked Man

 Thank You Masked Man!

And after some soul searching and some ‘Google’ effort, I found this from Our Favorite Woman

Here’s Sarah!

More Sarah and Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And, as always, Thanks for Your Support. And Never Forget to Support THE LONE RANGER!

High (OH So High) Oh Silver! Away!!!

 

Daily Lenny: Lenny Bruce Comes Clean, Plus a Bonus: Sarah & Matt

Happy Saturday Y’all.

Here is The Daily Lenny:

“Lenny Bruce Comes Clean on Arrests, Dope, and Some Other Stuff”

Please Enjoy

 Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision

Eight Years Old

And  Since Y’all Have Been So Good To Us Here at TT&H, Here is a Bonus.

Saturday Sarah!

“I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” (“She’s Fucking Matt Damon”)

Your Visits Here Are Much Appreciated.

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: The Defiant Ones

Howdy Y’all.

Here is The Daily Lenny, Times Two.

Call it ‘One New’, ‘One Throwback’, or what you will.

Hope you enjoy.

First the ‘New’

“The Defiant Ones”

Here is a link in case you got lost in the esoteric (Read: “old” reference)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051525/

The Defiant Ones

 

And here is the ‘Old’, Variations on the Same Theme: Racism.

“Life is a four-letter word.”

–Lenny Bruce

Doner

 

More Lenny May Be Experienced Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And thanks for your visit.

Peace Out and Stay Free Through Freedom of Speech

 

Daily Lenny: Jewish Theatre

Hail and Well Met My Fellow Lenny-ites!

For your Joy & Listening Pleasure

Here is today’s Lenny Bruce!


Hoffman as Lenny

So take a break from writing that-soon-to-go-viral post that we all have in us, 

“For, No Profit Grows Where is no Pleasure Ta’en”

And since I slacked off on Yesterday’s ‘Two For Tuesday’, Here is Sarah Now, but be thee forewarned: This may offend some in the audience. (Ha! Who am I kidding!? If you have stayed with TT&H this long, well you probably are not so easily offended)

Thank Y’all for your visit.

More Lenny & Sarah Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: “Enchanting Transylvania”

Now, Y’all Just Had to Know…

That when I ‘threatened to stop with the Daily Lenny that I could never be serious.

Anyhow,

Here is your Daily Lenny for Today:

Lenny and some guy

Hoping you will listen and enjoy.

More Lenny Here (and sorry there is no Sarah today):

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: Know Your Audience

Good Advice For Bloggers, I Suppose…

“Know Your Audience(s)”

Here is Lenny 

Know Him. Love Him. Know & Love Thyself

“The “what should be” never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no “what should be,” there is only what is.”

“A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”

–Lenny Bruce

Lenny Finger

Thank You for visiting my Blog

More Lenny Found Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And has become my wont, here is some Sarah to get you through the rest of your weekend:

Credit: 

ChelseaLately

 

Daily Lenny: Health Food, Healthy Eating, and Drugs: Your Choice

Friends! Bloggers! Readers! (Readers?)

Lend Lenny Some Ears! (Hell! It is mono; only one ear is requisite)

Get out of your comfort zone and listen up:

(May be esoteric to some. I cannot continue to do the heavy lifting)

That was a joke in good humor, by the way.

Hope you listen.

tofu

 

More Lenny/Sarah Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And “Toda Raba” (that is Hebrew, I think) for visiting.

Shalom

 

 

Repost: Sarah is visited by Jesus Christ

Lenny sends his regrets, but he had a conflict and couldn’t make it.

Happily, Sarah was available and graciously agreed to stand in.

Anyway, Here is your ‘Daily Lenny’, with the lovely and irreverently wonderful Sarah Silverman.

May be offensive to some, so watch at your own annoyance.

https://www.youtube.com/user/JashNetwork

Thank you for your visit, and comments are encouraged, welcomed, and desired.

More Sarah and Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/sarah/

 

Daily Lenny: Non Skeddo Flies Again

Hail Yeah and Happy Monday (Ughh!)

Please drop a time.

Take some time. 

Have some ‘shine’ (Preferably in a Mason Jar)

And listen to Lenny.

You will laugh and it really won’t cost you one dime (Just send One Dollar, Postal Money Order…)

lenny-bruce-by-oliver-lake-lakeillustration.jpg

lenny-bruce-by-oliver-lake-lakeillustration

Here is some wisdom from Sarah:

Your Visit is Appreciated.

More Lenny & Sarah here:

Lenny: https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Sarah: https://texantales.com/category/sarah/

 

 

 

Daily Lenny: Drugs

Since it is “Frivolous Friday”

I am going to link here below the beginning of a post most of you ‘newbies’ have not yet read.

Anyhow, find it here below. And after the ‘initial’, if you dare, follow the Yellow Brick Road: “Lance, You Lie.”

Now, some of Y’all may ask yourselves, “Why is Lance crazy? Why does he tempt fate? What-so-ever is wrong with Lance?”

Well, I will tell Y’all:

Nothing.

Nothing but the plain and simple fact that… well, Y’all go ‘head on and figger that one out for yer own selfs.

Anyway, and without further much ado ’bout nothin’, here is yer Daily Lenny:

Standup guy … Lenny Bruce.

 

 I do sincerely hope for your enjoyment.

Lancer

Oh, and more Lenny (and Sarah) here below:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

https://texantales.com/category/sarah/

and in case you got lost in the uptake, here it is once again:

Oh and Goddamn!

I almost forgot the Sarah! Here she is (my bad):

And I just throw in the below as a shameless promotion:

“She’s Not Here!”

It is a vain post. Read at your own annoyance.

 

Daily Lenny: John Kennedy, War Criminal?

The Much Anticipated Daily Lenny!

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/ 

Bonus Track: Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob

And Thanks For Visiting

Dustin Hoffman as Lenny Bruce

Dustin Hoffman as Lenny Bruce

Daily Lenny: King Kong

Not certain if any of Y’all have noticed, but I am obsessed with Lenny Bruce.

Jes’ sayin’

Anyway, below is Your Daily Lenny. It is a bit of an esoteric stream of consciousness…

and I love it!

"It was beauty killed the beast."

“It was beauty killed the beast.”

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And some Sarah there:

https://texantales.com/category/sarah/

And Thanks For Your Support!

 

Daily Lenny: The Phone Company

Okay, this is horribly dated, but… some of you out there will relate, like me (showing one’s age)

Please enjoy:

phone

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And Hey! 

Thanks for stopping by.

And just as I like to ‘stir’ the melting pot… there is this: (no one will listen anyhow)

Daily Lenny: Three Message Movies

Today’s Daily Lenny

Message Movies:

“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.”
–Lenny

Lenny on stage

Natalie Wood

A More Beautiful Woman…Cannot Even Imagine.

 

Thanks for stopping by.

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: Miami Kidnap

Quite a bit of Yiddish (and Jewish) in this bit.

(love it)

Here ya go:

Young Lenny

And Thanks For Listening

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Bonus:

Sarah!

tex flag

 

Daily Lenny: “I Am Going To Piss On You”

One may always count on Lenny for a great provocative line.

For your perusal (and enjoyment) here is today’s Daily Lenny:

Piss on You Lenny

More Lenny here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And yes: you may scroll to infinity….

(That is, if you desire the full benefit)

 

 

 

And Here is a Bonus Track:

Thank Y’all for your visit.

Comments always welcomed.

 

Daily Lenny: Hubert’s Museum

Here is a Daily Lenny for Y’all

Peace, Beers, and Cheers.

Freak_show_1941

More Lenny (and Sarah) Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Diva

Jesus visits Sarah

Knickers

Perfect Night

And as always: Thank You for Visiting My Humble Blog.

Daily Lenny: A Perverse Act, Pissing in the Sink

C’mon Guys (and Gals) fess up: Have you ever pissed in a sink?

I know I have.

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Related: Please Don’t Shit in my Shower

Thanks for visiting.

 

Daily Lenny: Father Flotski’s Triumph

Hi Gang!

Thought I would post The Daily Lenny early today, so I could focus on…

Anyhow. I give you Father Flotski, one of Lenny’s Best Bits, where you may hear some of the range of his wonderful talent at mimicry.

lenny San Frisco

Thank you for listening.

More Lenny Bits Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Daily Lenny: A Stunning Danish Seaman Type

Brothers and Sisters!

Here is your Daily Lenny (’tis a short one; wish I could find the whole bit)

Anyhow…

Please Enjoy:

More Lenny Here:  https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Lenny in jail

 Thank You for Listening.

Daily Lenny: Performance Film

Here is more from his video recorded performance and yes, most of it is esoteric.

The only video of Lenny (real good video) is from when he was near death. He was most assuredly not at his ‘best’.

But this is all we have.

So we must run with it, because, in my not-so-humble-opinion, his worst was better than the best of Cable Guy, Foxworthy, and even fellow-Texan, Ron White. But that is just me. The only ones who can compare in my mind are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, and possibly Sarah Silverman or Sandra Bernhard.

Carlin RichardSarahSandra

And Thanks For Your Visit.

More Lenny Discovered Here

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Stealthily…

 

Daily Lenny: “People Don’t Stay”

I so wish he had stayed with us… just a little while longer.

This is shortly before Lenny did not stay.

Long, but worth it.

I miss Lenny and I never even knew him, but I do know him as I know Shakespeare. He left us his work.

 Lenny Bruce reads a newspaper from circa 1970

 

 

 

 

 

More Lenny may be found here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And I do sincerely thank you for your visit.

 

In My Tireless Effort: Or… History Repeats. You Choose.

To Clean Up My Act (and to save some bandwidth) I decided to cast this net out just one more time (before I deleted it) As I liked it. 

Anyhow… here ya go. (Personally, I thought the historical significance was, well historical, especially for Texans and for Louisianians, but that was just me) 

 

Hi Kids!

Today’s Daily Lenny is about Uncle Earl, Guv’na of the Great State of Louisiana

Now… Uncle Earl was nuts; that is why we loved Uncle Earl. Especially us Texans loved Uncle Earl, because he was just like our Governors: Whacked Out. Only wors’er.

Uncle Earl

Uncle Earl

Molly spoke about him: “If Louisiana eventually elects Duke (David) governor, don’t expect any sympathy from Texas. They sent us one of their barmy governors once before—Earl Long, who was Huey’s crazy brother. Earl finally got so bad his own family shipped him off to a nuthouse in Galveston. We kept him for six weeks and then let him go; he looked like a perfectly normal governor to us.” From: Molly Ivins Can’t Say That, Can She?

Hereeee’s Lenny!!

 

Daily Lenny: “Make Me A Malted”

“OK! You’re a Malted!”

Jeanni and Tony

Friends, Ladies, Gentlemen, Gentiles, Comrades…

Here is The Daily Lenny:

D’Jinni in the Candy Store:

Thank you for listening.

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily (Now Frequent) Lenny: Atheists

Here is Lenny:

Honestly Kids, I am a mite (ever try to catch a mite? Damn slippery little bastards, those), bummed.

Lenny Makes Me Happy

Lenny+Bruce++3

I hope he does you too, because that is all I wanna bring to this party:

Happiness.

Cheers,

Lance

Oh,

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Thank You For Your Visit.

 

Daily Lenny: Judge Sapperstein & This, Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry…

Friends, Romans, (Progressive Texans) & Others:

(Don’t some of Y’all hate to be classified as ‘Others’?

Smacks of Intellectual Racism to me, but that’s just me.)

Don’t you fain to disclaim?

Me no Alamo!

How does it feel?

How does it feel?

How the fuck does it feel?

To be on the long side of the short fence?

For Real?

Lend Me Your Beers!

(And yer FB password. Trust Me. I’m with the Government.)

Here is your (once again belated) Daily Lenny:

And Thanks for Listening, wherever you are.

Let The Buyer Beware

And now I am gonna step out on a limb and say this:

I am with my Brothers and Sisters in the Ukraine.

Keep your eyes on the prize.

(And I do not speak that flippantly; I mean it. The whole world is watching)

Oh, and thanks for listening (Did I say that already?)

Continue reading

Daily Lenny: Paul Molloy & Christianity

Today’s Daily Lenny:

Paul Molloy (a rather obscure figure–go figger) and Christianity.

“Her head is gone.”

Who says that???

 

Thanks to all who visit.

lenny busted

Comments welcomed

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

 

Daily Lenny: God’s Obscenity

Hey Y’all!

Here is your Daily Lenny and Your lesson in Yiddish.

yiddish

I do realize this is Throwback Thursday. (“Yes Virginia… I will get to that. And No, there really ain’t no Santa. Sit down over there Dear. Now that’s a good girl…”)

Yes. I am “in the/a mood.”

Therefore, I am going to be busy searching for some moldy oldie to cast upon y’all.

 

Also, I am (because I promised someone) gonna post some original shit as well.

So…

“Fasten Your Seat-belts. It’s going to be a (busy) bumpy night.”

(Who among us, does not love Bette Davis?)

Oh Damn!! Almost Forgot.

Here is Lenny:

(And Please Listen to this bit; It may be my all-time favorite. Yes. Humor me.)

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And Thank Y’all for the visit.

 

Daily Lenny: Uncle Earl (of Louisiana)

Hi Kids!

Today’s Daily Lenny is about Uncle Earl, Guv’na of the Great State of Louisiana.

Now…

Uncle Earl was nuts; that is why we loved Uncle Earl. Especially us Texans loved Uncle Earl, because he was just like our Governors: Whacked Out. Only wors’er.

Uncle Earl

Uncle Earl

Molly spoke about him:

“If Louisiana eventually elects Duke (David Duke) governor, don’t expect any sympathy from Texas. They sent us one of their barmy governors once before—Earl Long, who was Huey’s crazy brother. Earl finally got so bad his own family shipped him off to a nuthouse in Galveston. We kept him for six weeks and then let him go; he looked like a perfectly normal governor to us.”

From: Molly Ivins Can’t Say That, Can She?

Hereeee’s Lenny!! 

On Donald Trump! (Kids, this is the audio you need to listen to. Yes, the names have been changed to protect the guilty) Click the little arrow and follow the Orange Hair Road to Perdition.

belafonte

Harry

 Once Again…

I throw this in (I already  paid for it)

Why NOT?

Too tired…but y’all know the thrill drilll… more lenny here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Daily Lenny: How to Relax Your Colored Friends

In Light of the Recent News of That Asshole Basketball Schmuck Owner…(allegedly)

I bring you Today’s Lenny:

“How to Relax Colored Folks”

(at a party)

Lenny-MLK-JFK

Thank You For Visiting My Blog.

Comments always welcomed

–Lance (Proprietor,  and Tinker, Tailor, Sailor, Spy)

Aw Shit! 

I forgot!

Lenny makes reference to Paul Robeson

Here he is! Just for fun! What a talent he was!

 

 

Daily Lenny (belated): “Psychopathia Sexualis”

Lundi Lenny

bruce

 

Seems apropos for Texan Tales & HGlph: The Reference to ‘Dallas’… Y’all.

Or, because of the ‘Beat Poet’ aspect.

 

You decide which is the more relevant.

Comments?

Here ya go:

 

 

Thanks Again for Visiting & Listening.

Cheers,

Lance

More Lenny to be discovered here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Daily Lenny: White Collar Drunks

Hey Kids!

Here is your Daily Lenny

“Liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.”

― Lenny Bruce

Thank You for Listening.

Comments? Line forms to the Right

The coolest man around (Town)

All are welcomed and all will be responded to…

“Lance! Never end a sentence with a preposition!”

“Why not?”

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: Irish

Hey Y’all!

Today, I am in a happy place!

(Rare yeah, I know)

But seriously, Here is your Daily Lenny:

(Brief, but good and poignant)

Hope you enjoy.

 

And thanks for visiting my Blog.

Means much to me.

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: Fat Boy

Here is the Monday Daily Lenny.

Please Enjoy Fat Boy:

Satire at the Expense of Used Car Salesmen

(Among Other Things Just as Unimportant)

Read More About it here: Rocket To Stardom  (Kind of necessary to get the humor: it’s brief, but important)

“a Stone Age talent-search television program that pre-dated “American Idol” by half a century. It might also be described as a pre-Pleistocene “Gong Show” — though it lacked the gong and snarky host, Chuck Barris.”

–Jim Carnett

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

As Always, 

Thanks For SHopping By.

 

Daily Lenny: Guest Speaker Sarah Silverman

Lenny sends his regrets, but he had a conflict and couldn’t make it.

Happily, Sarah was available and graciously agreed to stand in.

Anyway, Here is your ‘Daily Lenny’, with the lovely and irreverently wonderful Sarah Silverman.

May be offensive to some, so watch at your own annoyance.

https://www.youtube.com/user/JashNetwork

 

Thank you for your visit, and comments are encouraged, welcomed, and desired.

 

Daily Lenny: Who’s a Fag?

Okay for all my Atheist Friends Out There….

JUST KIDDING!

OK: Take Two…

For ALL My Friends out there in radio land, (most especially this one. May he rest in peace…and beer…and whiskey…and dope…and Lynyrd Skynyrd) here is your daily Lenny entitled ‘Who’s a Fag?”

Say Fuck The Government

And I do sincerely appreciate all visits to my site, no matter what or who you are. Martians are especially welcomed.

More Lenny Below:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Point / Counter Point

(Because Debate is God. Oops! I mean ‘Good’)

“Never ever lose your sense of humor.”

–James Belushi in the Movie, “About Last Night.”

Argument:

(Wow! Neil looks really pissed off in this. Kinda like the Geico Caveman dude)

Rebuttal:

Caint We All Just Get the Fuck Along?

Caint We All Just

Get the Fuck Along?

“Must be a case of ‘The Mondays‘.”

Happy Monday Y’all. (ALL Y’all)

 

Daily Lenny: Airlines (Live at Carnegie Hall)

HAIL Ceasar!

Here is your daily Lenny

)and it is esoteric(

In other words:

“You have to be smart–but who am I kidding?”

If you were not smart, you would not be here.

N’est-ce-pas?”

(Dat’s French)

Hope you likey:

 

Thanks for listening.

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: To is a Preposition; Come is a Verb & Sex is Dirty?

Daily Lenny, Saturday Night Version

Please find below for your Listening Pleasure

Two Lenny bits

To Come:

Sex Is Dirty:

Come is a PrepOpen Your Mind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

King of Kings

King of Kings

Thanks For Listening.

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce

 

Daily Lenny: Refused Service or Served As Refuse

Daily Lenny Below:

Please Enjoy

(I Think Lenny Lost his Mind during this bit Hahaha)

“I’ve done a curs’d thing.”

C. Theater

More Lenny Here:

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

EYE Rock

This is a Post Waiting to Happen

Daily Lenny: Zen an’ Zig an’ Zag and… Bingo in the Catholic Church

Below Your Daily Lenny (Early for a change):

images

More Mister Bruce down yonder Y’all

Pleasure

https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Thank you (all Y’all) for visiting my humble site.

“Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mister Customs Man.”

-Lance

Let us never forget:

Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger…comin’ into Los Angeleese…

This Land is still ours; let’s hold on to it:

“Now yer gettin’ ‘preachy’ Lance”

“Yeah, I know. It’s Lenny’s fault. First Amendment and all that jazz…”

I love my country.

 

Daily Lenny: Hot Lead Enema

Daily Lenny Below:

“Would you sell out your country?”

Peace

 

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Daily Lenny: Miami, or Don’t Hit That Shark In The Nose

Below you will find The Daily Lenny:

Miami, or

Don’t Hit That Shark in the Nose (You will probably just piss him off)

Shark in nose

 

 

Electric Chairs

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Daily Lenny: Religions Inc.

Below please find today’s bit:

(May be offensive to people of faith)

Oral_Sucker_Born

Oral Roberts

Billy_Time_Mag

JohnXXIII

Pope John XXIII

lifecover_spellman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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