Bethany Hamilton

Alas.

I Am NOT

& Never Will Be

I First Saw This Movie/Documentary While Drying Out

(Once Again)

At Glen Oaks Academy-For-The Insane

It Was Love At First Bite—Shit! Horrible, Stupid Pun!

Sorry!

“THAT Was Un-Called For Lance! Anyone Ever Tell You, You Are An Asshole?”

“Yeah. Everyday of my So-Called Life.”