Alice!
Dallas Alice
Always
‘Willin’
“And I’ve been kicked by the wind,
robbed by the sleet
Had my head stove in
but I’m still on my feet
And I’m still…
Willin'”
As Apparently Is My LapTop Comp
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LINDA!
I Am So Very, Very, VERY Much In-Love With Linda. Does It Show?
Thought So!
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Comp Survived!
She Stayed Alive!
Thank God & Baby Hey Zeus!
Street Cred For Song:
Jimmy B
& shywwa
For Wonderful Vid
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Stayed Alive!
Actually, Turns Out, I Only Put Her Into
The Computer ICU
And Got Her Some Medical Attention
Here is the ‘Short’ Version:
I managed to knock over a pretty good-sized tumbler of wine.
Went straight into my key-board.
Noooo!
“There Ain’t No Way To Stop The Water,”
Or In This Case—
The Wine!
–Emmylou!
Most Beautiful and Rarest of Rare Talents
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“I Did NOT Need This Shite!”
Not Today Anyway!
What Happens If You Spill Water
(Or Wine)
Over Your Laptop?
Ain’t Gonna Be Nothin’ Nice.
Let Me Assure You!
Cred: Subterranean Secret
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Sparks Flew—Emanating a Horrible Sound & Sight & Smell
Some small Amount of smoke poured out Too!
I was NOT Happy ’bout that Development
Did NOT Bode Well
Then Silence.
Screen went dark.
I was Properly Fu*ked!
And Now Without A Functioning Computer!!
Still have not been able to repair my ‘Main-Hommade’ Big Desk-Top Comp.
My theory:
The new power supply I purchased months ago from Amazon is defective.
Or Quite Possibly,
I’m Defective.
Don’t Much Matter None
End Game Is Still The Same
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Shite!
Well, I panicked.
Took out the laptop battery.
Unplugged the bitch.
Turned her up-side-down to try to drain.
Then put her in front of my high-speed fan
In An Attempt To Dry Her Out
Perhaps I Should Try To Dry Me Out Too?
Naw!
Where Would Be The Fun In That?
I went Immediately To The Deity At Hand
And I Prayed & Prayed
And Prayed.
I Prayed For four hours.
Eventually I was able to power her back up.
Maybe there is a God, after all?
“Maybe There’s a Loving God”
by Sara Groves
Naw!
I Think I Just Got Very, Very Lucky
At Any Rate, I Did Feel Quite
‘Blessed’
None-The-Less.
Nor More
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Reba McEntire – Back To God: