“Henry The “Just A Dog, Dog”–And Now His Watch Has Ended” (Drinkin’ Will Kill You Slow; Delirium Tremens (DTs) Will Kill Ya Quick.) Losss of a B’Lov’d Dog Will Fuk up U’re World. Forever
He was just a dog.
But he had a vocabulary!
He was just a dog
He understood… words!
He was just a dog
He could not speak the words, but he heard the words and he knew the words. He responded to the words. He taught me some ‘new’ words. (Sorry; they do not translate well here,but suffice to say…)
He was just a dog
He knew lots of words. More than some people, I’d venture. And his understanding was more than some people I will not venture to mention.
He was just a dog
He did not do so many ‘doggy’ things. He did ‘other’ things. He never got bogged down with mundane dog things. He refused dog boundaries. He knew stuff.
He was just a dog
Actually, he was a benevolent dictator; is what he was
He was just a dog
Then how did he effortlessly enslave two ‘humans’ for so many years? Can ‘just a dog’ do that?
He was just a dog
No. He was a ‘playah’, always a ‘contender’, always a subtle ‘man’ipulator. He had it goin’ on.
He was just a dog
He had a ‘King’s’ name…
Yet, he was still just a dog
He was ‘every-man’. Sometimes he was just a cat. Sometimes he was just a clown. Sometimes he was just a possum. Sometimes he was just a spider (waiting for something to drop from the Magic Treat Cupboard…)
Sometimes he was just my pet raccoon. Sometimes he was just Freud. Sometimes he was just Dear Abby. Sometimes he was just my ‘sponsor’. And every once in a while, yes he was just a dog.
The best dog ever.
A dog for all seasons–no rhymes, no reasons–minimal lesions .
And now he’s gone.
And my heart is broken.
But Lance! He-was-just-a-dog!
Not to me. A bent wheel cannot be mended.
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Kipling said it best:
THERE is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store, Why do we always arrange for more? Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie Perfect passion and worship fed By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head. Nevertheless it is hardly fair To risk your heart for a dog to tear.
When the fourteen years which Nature permits Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits, And the vet’s unspoken prescription runs To lethal chambers or loaded guns, Then you will find – it’s your own affair, – But … you’ve given your heart to a dog to tear.
When the body that lived at your single will, With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!),
When the spirit that answered your every mood Is gone – wherever it goes – for good, You will discover how much you care, And will give your heart to a dog to tear!
We’ve sorrow enough in the natural way, When it comes to burying Christian clay.
Our loves are not given, but only lent, At compound interest of cent per cent, Though it is not always the case, I believe,
That the longer we’ve kept ’em, the more do we grieve; For, when debts are payable, right or wrong, A short-time loan is as bad as a long – So why in – Heaven (before we are there) Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?
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Linda: “Heart Like a Wheel”
“He spoke in tears of fifteen years How his dog and him They traveled about His dog up and died He up and died After twenty years he still grieves”
I am lonely and the maids all tell me to fuck the fuck off when I try to invite them in for coffee. Just fucking coffee. That’s all. They got no time. Cannot be bothered.
I need some creature to love me
Unconditionally.
(If I go to the animal shelter and all the doggies tell me to fuck off–I may have some personal problems that need sorting out, but we ain’t there yet. Thank God)
Two legs or four. No more. I am done with spiders and snakes. I want something cuddly to love me. No more spiders or ants. Ever try to cuddle up to an ant or a spider? Trust me: it never works out as you had envisioned...
(A maid’s half-life in my house would be about 20 minutes)
“I fell in love with the actress; she was playing a part I could understand.”
No Shit Neil?!
Been There.
Live There.
Got Lots of T-Shirts
Neil,
I love you Bro, but some of your lyrics and songs just piss me the fuck off.I suppose some things just don’t ‘age’ well. Not your fault. You used to be cool. Now, yer not. Such is life.
I can certainly relate.
I used to be cool too.
Now, I ain’t.
Wanna join my club?
No?
Your loss, not mine.
But I Would NOT Turn A Maid Away, If She Bravely Showed Up
He could not speak the words, but he heard the words and he knew the words. He responded to the words. He taught me some ‘new’ words. (Sorry; they do not translate well here,but suffice to say…)
He was just a dog
He knew lots of words. More than some people, I’d venture. And his understanding was more than some people I will not venture to mention.
He was just a dog
He did not do so many ‘doggy’ things. He did ‘other’ things. He never got bogged down with mundane dog things. He refused dog boundaries. He knew stuff.
He was just a dog
Actually, he was a benevolent dictator; is what he was
He was just a dog
Then how did he effortlessly enslave two ‘humans’ for so many years? Can ‘just a dog’ do that?
He was just a dog
No. He was a ‘playah’, always a ‘contender’, always a subtle ‘man’ipulator. He had it goin’ on.
He was just a dog
He had a ‘King’s’ name…
Yet, he was still just a dog
He was ‘every-man’. Sometimes he was just a cat. Sometimes he was just a clown. Sometimes he was just a possum. Sometimes he was just a spider (waiting for something to drop from the Magic Treat Cupboard…) Sometimes he was just my pet raccoon. Sometimes he was just Freud. Sometimes he was just Dear Abby. Sometimes he was just my ‘sponsor’. And every once in a while, yes he was just a dog.
The best dog ever.
A dog for all seasons–no rhymes, no reasons–minimal lesions .
And now he’s gone.
And my heart is broken.
But Lance! He-was-just-a-dog!
Not to me. A bent wheel cannot be mended.
Kipling said it best:
THERE is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day; And when we are certain of sorrow in store, Why do we always arrange for more? Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie Perfect passion and worship fed By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head. Nevertheless it is hardly fair To risk your heart for a dog to tear.
When the fourteen years which Nature permits Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits, And the vet’s unspoken prescription runs To lethal chambers or loaded guns, Then you will find – it’s your own affair, – But … you’ve given your heart to a dog to tear.
When the body that lived at your single will, With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!), When the spirit that answered your every mood Is gone – wherever it goes – for good, You will discover how much you care, And will give your heart to a dog to tear!
We’ve sorrow enough in the natural way, When it comes to burying Christian clay. Our loves are not given, but only lent, At compound interest of cent per cent, Though it is not always the case, I believe, That the longer we’ve kept ’em, the more do we grieve; For, when debts are payable, right or wrong, A short-time loan is as bad as a long – So why in – Heaven (before we are there) Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?
Linda: “Heart Like a Wheel”
“He spoke in tears of fifteen years How his dog and him They travelled about His dog up and died He up and died After twenty years he still grieves”
