Yes! I Am Hud! Screw It. Re-Post It! Liz On-My-Mind. I am supposed to be writing about ‘Macbeth’, but Elizabeth Taylor has invaded my head and my heart.

Oh Fuk it! WordPress, I Cry ‘Uncle’–I Give Up!

You Win.

But Just For Now.

I’ll Be Back.

Count on THAT!

***

Once Again. And, Yet Once Again, Why Is WordPress Too Fukkin’ Stupid To Save (And Allow Me to Publish) My Edits? What Am I Paying ‘Protection For’–Yeah! I Stole That Line From Lenny Bruce)

(And recently, She, Liz, has taken up permanent residence in me–That’s Bull-shite–she has always lived there)

Rent Free.

And she always shall.

(Ill return to our Hero presently.)

Just as soon as I get Liz outta my head.

Of course I wrote a University level paper on this movie.

(Shrew–I wrote if for Shakespeare class)

In fact, I have spilled a lot of ink on Liz.

Sorry that those papers did not survive the fire my last wife started. I guess I should feel blessed that I got out alive with my ass in tact. In fact.

Perish the papers….

It was me or them.

I chose me over them.

Fuk them.

(And Of course I wrote a paper on this movie as well.)

Credit: Stevie, The Boy Wonder–I Guess…

***

I LOVE TEXAS

(Have I ever mentioned that?)

“Giant”

Fun Fact: One of My Exes–Showed Up In Texas—

Be-Fore We ‘Marred’ Our Relationship via Marriage, She Confided to Me That She Had Made A ‘Pilgrimage’ To Marfa, Texas–Where The Movie, ‘Giant’ was Filmed.

I was Not Really That Much Impressed–But of course, I Did NOT Let That on—

I May Be Stupid, But I wanted to Get Laid–

So I kept My Opinions to My-Self….

“HUD” Portrait of a Texas Heel.

I can only watch this once per decade.

It hits the Mark A Little Too Close to My Home.

“Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”

If You Watch Nothing else, you must watch this:

“Paul Newman on Elizabeth Taylor”

I love movies.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Added value bonus:

‘Ree-Pete’ Has Returned To My Mouse-House. Looking Rather ‘Shop-Worn’ About The Edges. Please Say ‘Howdy’ To Him. He is Lonely and Afraid. Afraid of Silence & of Darkness.

Yes, I am ‘Supposed’ To Be Writing About ‘Macbeth’, But Liz Taylor Has Invaded My Head And My Heart.

And Recently Taken Up Permanent Residence There–And That’s Bullshit–She Has Always Lived There

****

Rent Free.

And she always shall.

(Ill return to our Hero presently.)

Just as soon as I am able to extract Liz from my head.

I have not the words to properly describe her beauty

“Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”

***

Of course I wrote a University level paper on this movie.

“Shrew”–I wrote if for my Shakespeare class.

The Professor was a big fat ‘Bull-Dyke”

But she was fond of me.

“I’ve never met a dyke I didn’t like”

–Lenny Bruce.

In fact, I have spilled a lot of ink on Liz.

Sorry that those papers did not survive the fire my last wife started. I guess I should feel blessed that I got out alive with my ass in tact. In fact.

Perish the papers….

It was me or them.

I chose me over them.

Fuk them.

And ‘Shrew’ You Richard Burton. You Lucky Bastard!

“Kate of my Consolation”

Bianca (And Liz)

***

A Place in the Sun (1951)

Liz And Montgomery Clift were the very best of friends.

Of course Monty, he was Gay

Everyone knew this

Liz didn’t care’

Nor do I

He was a magnificent actor

(And Of course I wrote a paper on this movie as well.)

***

I LOVE TEXAS

(Have I ever mentioned that?)

“GIANT”

(Filmed in Marfa, Texas)

“Cat on a Hot Roof”

I can only watch this once per decade.

It hits the mark too close to home.

I love movies.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Added value bonus:

I am supposed to be writing about ‘Macbeth’, but Liz Taylor has invaded my head and my heart.

(And recently taken up permanent residence there–that’s bullshit–she has always lived there)

Rent Free.

And she always shall.

(Ill return to our Hero presently.)

Just as soon as I get Liz outta my head.

Of course I wrote a University level paper on this movie.

(Shrew–I wrote if for Shakespeare class)

In fact, I have spilled a lot of ink on Liz.

Sorry that those papers did not survive the fire my last wife started. I guess I should feel blessed that I got out alive with my ass in tact. In fact.

Perish the papers….

It was me or them.

I chose me over them.

Fuk them.

(And Of course I wrote a paper on this movie as well.)

***

I LOVE TEXAS

(Have I ever mentioned that?)

“HUD” Portrait of a Texas Heel.

I can only watch this once per decade.

It hits the mark too close to home.

I love movies.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Added value bonus:

‘Shucks’ (not pejorative) Back Sunday: All The Fun, Twice The Price, Or Leaving…

Thought I’d throw this back out, before I delete it and since I ‘swerved onto it’ and it made me laugh

And… ya know… Rambling is my soul.

Laughter is the song of your Soul.

Hope you like it.

(be certain to watch the video of Sammy Davis and Dean and Frank and Johnny Carson: you will not be disappointed–classic Rat Trap, er…Pack.)

Cheers,

Lance

Shucks!

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