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Daily Lenny: Miami, or Don’t Punch That Shark In The Nose. You Run That Risk Of Just Pissing Him Off–Then He Will Eat You

April 20, 2023 by LAMarcom

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Below you will find The Daily Lenny:

Miami, or…

Don’t Hit That Shark In The Nose.

(You will probably just piss him off)

This is Waaaayyy too Long. Almost a Novella. Read if You’re Really Bored. Screw IT! I’ll Re-post it Anyway: “Shark Fishin’ For A Livin’”

https://texantales.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/my-trip-to-miami.mp3

Shark in nose

Electric Chairs

Thank you for listening.

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