I Know! I Know! I Know!! I KnoW I Know I know I KNoW I … I Know I Know I Know I Know I know I am Am A Fu*king Well-KNOWN–What of It? Being Well-Known and Eight Bits Might, Just Might Get You A Cup Of Coffee.

Asshole! I KNOw I KnOw I know I’m a Fukking asshole! I am, A fuckkking Asshole! But I AM not f*CkIN’ sTUpId!

“Shoot Low Sir; I Think she’s Riding a Shetland.”

I Know! Hand Me the Rifle, watch this and STFU!

I Know I Know I Know…

***

Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine

Did Y’all Count the “I Knows?”

I Know I know That I did.

I Counted Twenty-Four–

But then, I’m see’in’ Double

Foreigner – Double Vision:

 

Yer Mileage May Vary

Cred for Vid: Andres Trevino

*****

Texas ain’t ’bout SHit

She is sublime!

In My Mind!

I Created Her In My Mind-Time

But! Go Ahead!

Spend a dime!

Take some Time

And Go Ahead

Live With Me!

In

My Vain Fantasy!

Shoot Low Sir; I Think she’s Riding a Shetland.

Bonus!

“Deep In The Heart Of Texas”

Cred: TXCOC

I made her

In My Mind!

Pygmalion-Like!

I will expand on thIS LAtR

aLLIGAtOR!

(iF yer Lucky)

This is SEXIST aSK

Ask me hoW maNY Fuks

I Don’t Give!

God Blesse’d Texas!

Fun Fact:

Rhonda and I, My Second or Third,

Lived Less Than Three Mile From

SouthFork “Ranch”,

In Plain’Oh

Texas!

Our Tailor PARK

Was Called

“SouthFork!”

I am NOT

Making This Up!

U Can Look it Up!

(It is Still There!)

But they No Longer Call Them

“Trailer Parks”

They are Now…

“Mobile-Home Communities

Fuk Me!

I am Just Plain ‘Ol White Trash

&

Proud of it

******

You Broke it!

You Fix it!

I don’t C’AAre, Nor gi\ve a fuk!

All the Y’alls

Y’all!

Friday Night Lights:

All the Y’alls from Tami Taylor

Yu Fix This Chocolate Mess!

I don’t Have The Time

WP is Stupid…

It is NOT Even Intuitive!—

This is ‘Tweenty-One

Hav’ Fun!

Cred: Chris Spags Ate all, Y’all

*****

Watch This GD it

More Bonus OnUS!

Yep. I’m a Re-Spamming Asshole. (Slightly Improved And Sanitized For Your Protection) “FOOTBALL! The Stuff That Makes Dreams”

TEXAS!

“Welcome to The Real America.”

I was Born in Texas.

I grew up in Texas.

This is my fault.

However…

This is (Above) THE BEST Television Show About Growing Up Texan That Ever Was,

Or Ever Will Be.

Case Rested.

Believe it not, I lived this life.

I grew up, immersed in this culture.

Ass-Deep.

And I loved every second/minute of it!

Will never lose those memories.

TEXAS!

Texas!

Texas FOREVER!

Now!

And Forever!

Y’all!

All The Y’alls, Y’all

Vid Compilation/Share Credit: Chris Spags. Orig Vid: K. Ryan Jones

Clear Eyes

Full Hearts

TEXAS!

Forever!

*****

Late Entry:

I wanna be Tim Riggins.

Shit! I WAS Tim Riggins.

Still Am Tim Riggins.

Conceited conceit?

I was the quintessential ‘Bad Boy’

Yep.

But Truth.

“I’m happy, and I can honestly say that.”

–TR/LM

(Vid compilation Credit: Nic Ignite)

FIERCEST LINEBACKER IN THE HISTORY OF LINEBACKERS: Dick Butkus, The Maestro of Mayhem: “Moby Dick in a Goldfish Bowl” Great Line! LMFAO! I don’t think it was meant to be funny in one of the vids, but I laughed my ass off!

I was a linebacker when I played school-boy football for the Honey Grove Warriors

(1970’s) I was very good at it.

I Was Feared by the Opposition.

I had a Reputation

In The District

(For Crackin’ Bones)

We Stole Our “Fight Song” From UT

As Did Most Texas HS Football Teams,

Back In The Sixties & Seventies

HG HS Marching Band

So Proud of Them!

So Proud of Them!

I tried to be as fierce as Dick Butkus.

I came close, but never quite made it.

No one could have.

But I gave it my all

Back when pro football was worth watching:

Now it’s all just shit.

Prima Donnas

Pontificatin’

Fuk them!

“MOBY DICK IN A GOLDFISH BOWL”

This is a “stolen” video from NFL Films.

I have been warned,

but Fuck Them.

What they gonna do to me?

Sue me?

Arrest me?

Good luck with that.

TT&H & Pyro-Maniacs is Goin’ ‘Green’! Recycle. Recycle. RECYCLE!! Recycled With Some Twists & Passion! “Shit That Makes Me Happy (OH, and Dick Latson–Those Memories Make Me Happy Too)” MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL!

This Post is a Chocolate MESS!

Pro-bab-Ally ‘Cause I’m SOBER!

Hahahahah!

Yes Paula

Opposites DO Attract

**********

Latson’s Printing & Office Supply

Where I Sold “The Best Years of my Life”

For Ten Bucks an Hour

Was It Worth It?

YES!

Every Dime

Ever’ Dime Not Earn’d

Best Family I Ever Had

We Were Always (Mostly) Happy

*****

I had a MAJOR Crush on Brenda–

Wife of Dick–

But Never Went No-Where.

Thank God!

But, in secret, I think her desire was there…

Ode to Dick Latson (who I have unfriended on FB, simply because he never ‘interacted’ with any of my posts. Look up my

series at texantales.com if you give a shit)

(I worked for him for over ten years–gave him and his business the ‘best years of my life.’ For not much money. No Regrets.)

And…

(This, my ‘un-friending’ him, does NEVER mean I do not love this man. I just cannot be bothered with ‘Friends’ who have not the time, nor the desire to interact. It is called “Social Media” for a reason.)

Dick Latson of “Latson’s Printing and Office Supply” fame.

Downtown Commerce, America

He saved my life back in 2001 or somewhere around there, date-wise. I honestly cannot recall the year. For our purposes the year don’t matter.

What DOES MATTER, is that he gathered me up while I was in a drunken, probably suicidal stupor and drove me to Greenville and deposited me at Glen Oaks Lunatic Hospital so I could get the ‘help’ I needed.

And dry out.

He did this for ME!

Because he is a great man.

And he gave a shit.

I will never forget his kindness.

And his giving a shit.

For me.

“For the Lance who is still alive:

I salute you!

Dick Latson.”

Probably, No! Undoubtedly! The best Boss (and Friend) I have ever had.

End….

Thank You

Drive Through

P.S. Little known fact about Dick Latson: Back when he was a senior in HS, he was the fastest ‘white boy’ in Texas. Went to State running the 440 in about 12 seconds (or something approaching that–he never bragged about it, but he casually mentioned it to me one day–don’t even remember how or why the subject came up.

Most likely I had been bragging about my Navy SEALs efforts, or something…and I needed to come back down to Earth and get over myself.

By way of some fucking addendum dum dum dung, er… dumb;

I very recently emailed Lanie Gardner asking permission to share her work. (She has not responded—yet—probably won’t (Would You?) But if she does and tells me to ‘cease and desist’ I will. But FB can kiss my ass in the meantime.)

The email from me was prompted by a stupid pop-up I got from Fake-Book, saying they had muted one of Lanie’s videos I had attached to one of my posts. ‘Copyright Violation’ (I will drop the screen capture in the Comments Section)

My original post was detailing how I regretted never having had a daughter and I went into some detail that if I had had one, she would be as this girl: Ever happy, ever upbeat, always smiling.

But no such person exists in real life. (I am cognizant of this)

We are all complex.And we all suffer the entire range of Emotions.And this is a GOOD thing.Because it is what makes us Human.And separates us from the gnats of the World.

And, Speaking of Gnats Were We?)

I CANNOT FIND The Orig ‘Constriction’ Poster To Cred… Believe me: I Tried,

I love My Life and I love My American ‘Culture’

You may have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouTube is severely borked.

*****

Screw This!

There is absolutely

NO WAY

I am gonna be Able to Cred ALL These Vids Today

OK???

(I’ll Get A Round Tuit)

Eventually

Inshallah!

Y’alls!

FIERCEST LINEBACKER IN THE HISTORY OF LINEBACKERS: Dick Butkus, The Maestro of Mayhem

I was a linebacker when I played school-boy football for the Honey Grove Warriors

(1970’s) I was good at it

I tried to be as fierce as Dick Butkus.

I came close, but never quite made it.

No one could have.

Back when pro football was worth watching:

“MOBY DICK IN A GOLDFISH BOWL”

This is a “stolen” video from NFL Films.

I have been warned,

but Fuck Them.

What they gonna do to me?

Sue me?

Arrest me?

Good luck with that.

FOOTBALL! The Stuff That Makes Dreams

“Welcome to The Real America.”

I was Born in Texas.

I grew up in Texas.

This is my fault.

However…

This is (Above) THE BEST Television Show About Growing Up Texan That Ever Was,

Or Ever Will Be.

Case Rested.

Believe it not, I lived this life.

I grew up, immersed in this culture.

Ass-Deep.

And I loved every second/minute of it!

Will never lose those memories.

TEXAS!

Texas!

Texas FOREVER!

Now!

And Forever!

Y’all!

Vid Compilation/Share Credit: Chris Spags. Orig Vid: K. Ryan Jones

Clear Eyes

Full Hearts

TEXAS!

Forever!

*****

Late Entry:

I wanna be Tim Riggins.

Shit! I WAS Tim Riggins.

Still Am Tim Riggins.

Conceited conceit?

Yep.

But Truth.

“I’m happy, and I can honestly say that.”

–TR/LM

(Vid compilation Credit: Nic Ignite)

****

It wasn’t my fault.

I know this now.

(I think)