In The Wink Of An Eye–Stand By!
Or, Just Hide And Watch!
This Ain’t A “Funny” Post!
I Am So Sorry Y’all.
Fuk This!
I Am Movin’ To Montana Soon!
Gonna Be Some-Kind Of Tycoon!
Credit: The Zappa.
(Duh!)
(Sorry Texas! I Shall Miss You!)
Tag Archives: Frank Zappa
My Head Hurts. My Feet Stink. And I Don’t Love Jesus. Someone, Anyone, Please Save Me. From Being Me. (& From Being An All Alone Asshole!) Yeah, I Know: Fukkin’ Pipe Dreams! “Come On Y’all, Get Yer Freak On!”– Pussy Cat Dolls
Doncha Wish Your Girlfriend Was A
Freak
Like Me?
Doncha?
Oh Hell Yeah I Do!
My Girlfriend Attends Church.
Pretty Sure Y’all Do Not.
I Mean, If’n Y’all Did, You Would NOT Be Here!
Thank God!
(No pun intended)
“Ladies Disaster”
Terminally Related: and a Retarded Re-Tread
Disclaimer:
This Be A Lame-Ass
Pity-Party Post
But I’ll Cry If I Want To
(You Have Been Properly Advised)
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Loneliness is a Bitch I Can’t Stand!
Don’t Wanna Live With Her!
Can’t Live Without Her
No Mas!
Gonna Toss Her Out!
But When It Comes Right Down To it:
“We Walk Through This World All Alone”
Desperado
Fuck You Jimmy Buff[-Aye!
What The Fu*k is WRONG With Me?
I should be GRATEFUL
For Just still walkin’ about, breathing air.
Still Standin’ Here
Still Standing, But all alone…
But yes! We’re All of us… All ALONE
Lenny! My Main Man!
All Alone!
Rita Rita R-I-T-Ahhh!!!
I ain’t! Grateful
Why not?
Because I am an asshole!
That’s Why
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“Lance! You’re an Asshole!”
“No Shit? Got any more Breaking News?”
***
I suppose I expected more out of my life than this.
Whatever!
I have coin in my purse.
I gots my health (such as it is)
I have not yet run outta booze
What’s not to be thankful for?
I’ll get back to Y’all on this emotional crisis I am experiencing
Cheers
And Just Be Thankful for what you’ve got
Y’all!
That’s all!
Bye Now!
Bonus
On The House
(Yer Welcome!)
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Not At All Germane To This Post
But Soon it Will Be
When I Get My Eviction Notice
No Phone, No Pool, No Pets.
I Ain’t Got No Cigarettes
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Stupid Fun Fact:
My Best-Ever HG Girlfriend was third cousin to Roger Miller..
Truth,
But Y’all caint look that up–guess you’ll just havta take my word on it.
