And Yet Even More Global Warming/Green New Deal Bull-Shite

I believe in HOT Days

I believe in COLD Days

I believe In In-Between-Days

I Believe in TEXAS DAYS

“If Y’all don’t like the Weather in Texas,

Just wait five minutes; it’ll change.

These Phenomenon are called…

Wait for it…

“SEASONS”

Which Southern California Don’t Have.

Why Not? You May Ask.

‘Cuz So Cal Don’t Deserve Them.

God Was Merciful Enough To

Even Allow Them The One They Do Have

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Albert Hammond – It Never Rains In Southern California.

I know–I served there, Five Years,

San Dog, while in the U.S. Navy.

Never Once did it Rain–

OK, Maybe Once it Might Have–I probably slept through it.

Lots of Earth Quakes Though–

Did NOT Sleep Through Those–

Once one even threw me outta my top rack. I Hit The Deck. Hard. That was a rather rude awakening… at Zero-Four

Busted my nose on the deck.

There will be blood, at BUD/s, but I assumed it would always come only from the SEAL Instructors.

I was mistaken.

Very Exciting/Exhilarating Though!

(Not!)

The Earthquakes Always seemed to hit at Zero-Four Hundred Hours

While I was at BUD/s.

Instructors would always come barging in:

“Surf’s UP Tadpoles! Hit The Beach! You May survive the quake, but you will NOT Survive Us! Let alone this training!”

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Carole King – I Feel the Earth Move

(BBC In Concert, February 10, 1971)

Earthquake News Blooper Compilation 2014!

Vid Cred: Benjamin S Maxwell

HAHAHA!

NO Seasons, Rhyme Nor Reasons

Perhaps Geography?

Dunno.

Don’t Care.

I Survived Cali

Twice

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The Last Time the Globe Warmed

Cred: PBS Eons

OH HELL NO!

YEAH!

RIGHT!

(UH… I mean ‘LEFT’)

You GO ‘Mother-Texan-Nature!’

Twas a ‘Light’ning Strike

LMFAO!

Just Look At All That Smoke Pollution

Pumping Into The Clean Texas’ Prairie Air!

Who Coulda Knew

That A “Green-New-Deal” Windmill Would Have A ‘Carbon Footprint’ Fifty Times Larger

Than My

1999 Gas Guzzlin’ Ford Explorer?

Cred: KHOU 11

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AOC?

Naw!

I’ll Pass

“This is SERIOUS!”

Uh… NO. It’s Not

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M. Moore Bonus Round:

Planet of the Humans

Worth A Watch

(ROLEX)

Blows A Massive Hole In the ‘Green / Renewable Energy’ Myth

“It’s Not Easy Being Green”

“Michael Moore was executive producer of the documentary, Planet of the Humans, which was directed by Jeff Gibbs and released on July 31, 2019.

The film makes the argument that since the first Earth Day, the condition of the planet has worsened, and questions whether mainstream approaches adopted by industry to mitigate climate change entail environmental impacts whose costs are comparable to or even possibly outweigh the benefits.

The film received criticism from a number of climate change experts and activists who disputed its claims and the accuracy of figures cited in the film and suggested that the film could play into the hands of the fossil fuel industry.”

–From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

NOOO! ‘Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell’ Added FOUR OR FIVE or SIX Awesome Vids I Stole–But Greta Is My ‘Spirit MAM-imal!’ HAHAHA!

Reasons May Be Found at the End.

Or in the Middle.

Or NOT

I Honestly Cannot Recall.

And I am still on My

‘Climate Change Obsession’

Kick!

NOT!

Please Allow Me To Explain Why I Don’t Give-A-Shit:

  1. I am old and will be dead soon
  2. I am a ‘NIMBY’
  3. I live in a pretty good neighborhood
  4. I don’t have any children (that I am aware of)
  5. I think most of it is bullshit
  6. I don’t enjoy winters
  7. Global Warming?
  8. Bring it!

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This is hilarious!

Please Watch!

Honest Government Ad | We’re Fucked:

Vid Cred: thejuicemedia

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Bonus Added Value:

Ricky Gervais

Noah’s Ark

Or… This is what will soon happen

(According to Greta–Such a sweet little, caring Swedish Darling Girl–Now a Woman, I suppose. She had her eighteenth birthday fairly recently; rumor has it)

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“Dear Greta, Did ya get my birthday card to you and the Swiss Miss Chocolates? I sent them to Stockholm. Only Swedish town I have ever heard of”

–Luv Yas, Lance

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Xtra Xtra Bonus Added Values:

Is It Too Late To Stop Climate Change?

Well, it’s Complicated

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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Can YOU Fix Climate Change?

NO

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

NUKE Them ALL!

Let GOD Sort ’em OUT!

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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Nat —

Ural

Mountains

Geo!

Go! Go! Go!

Earth for the Win!

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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BONUS BONUS BONUS!!!

Michael Moore Presents

“Planet of the Humans”

(Required Watch)

“Well, it’s Complicated”

Re-Booted Because I love Love Love! ‘Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell’ (Added FOUR OR FIVE or SIX Awesome Vids I stole–May Be Found at the end. Or in the Middle) And I am still on My Climate Change Obsession Kick!

Please allow me to explain why:

  1. I am old and will be dead soon
  2. I am a ‘NIMBY’
  3. I live in a pretty good neighborhood
  4. I don’t have any children (that I am aware of)
  5. I think most of it is bullshit
  6. I don’t enjoy winters
  7. Global Warming?
  8. Bring it!

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This is hilarious!

Please Watch!

Honest Government Ad | We’re Fucked:

Vid Cred: thejuicemedia

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Bonus Added Value:

Ricky Gervais

Noah’s Ark

Or… This is what will soon happen

(According to Greta–Such a sweet little, caring Swedish Darling Girl–Now a Woman, I suppose. She had her eighteenth birthday fairly recently; rumor has it)

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“Dear Greta, Did ya get my birthday card to you and the Swiss Miss Chocolates? I sent them to Stockholm. Only Swedish town I have ever heard of”

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Xtra Xtra Bonus Added Values:

Is It Too Late To Stop Climate Change?

Well, it’s Complicated

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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Can YOU Fix Climate Change?

NO

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

NUKE Them ALL!

Let GOD Sort ’em OUT!

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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Nat —

Ural

Mountains

Geo!

Go! Go! Go!

Earth for the Win!

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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BONUS BONUS BONUS!!!

Michael Moore Presents

“Planet of the Humans”

(Required Watch)

“Well, it’s Complicated”

UPDATED! EXPANDED! Added Some New Shit: (Three Awesome Vids I stole–May Be Found at the end) I don’t get excited, nor worked up over “Climate Change” Or Formerly Known As “Global Warming”

Please allow me to explain why:

  1. I am old and will be dead soon
  2. I am a ‘NIMBY’
  3. I live in a pretty good neighborhood
  4. I don’t have any children (that I am aware of)
  5. I think most of it is bullshit
  6. I don’t enjoy winters
  7. Global Warming?
  8. Bring it!

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This is hilarious!

Please Watch!

Honest Government Ad | We’re Fucked:

Vid Cred: thejuicemedia

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Bonus Added Value:

Ricky Gervais

Noah’s Ark

Or… This is what will soon happen

(According to Greta–Such a sweet little, caring Swedish Darling Girl–Now a Woman, I suppose. She had her eighteenth birthday fairly recently; rumor has it)

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“Dear Greta, Did ya get my birthday card to you and the Swiss Miss Chocolates? I sent them to Stockholm. Only Swedish town I have ever heard of”

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Xtra Xtra Bonus Added Values:

Is It Too Late To Stop Climate Change? Well, it’s Complicated

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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Can YOU Fix Climate Change?

NO

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

NUKE Them ALL!

Let GOD Sort ’em OUT!

Vid Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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BONUS BONUS BONUS!!!

Michael Moore Presents: Planet of the Humans: