Tag Archives: Glorious Food

They Say It’s Your Birthday, “They” Are Too Right. Today is the 65th Anniversary of My Name Day. I Probably Won’t See Seven–Tee, So I Am Gonna Make The Most of THIS Day’s Reality: I-EEE, I am an Old Fuk Re-Tired, Re-Tire’d-E

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Happy Birthday Mr President

Embrace It, I Shall!

Wrap My Arms Around it.

I Will!

Here, Hold My Beer, and Watch What Happens Next

The Beatles – Birthday

Street Cred for Vid: JC

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Just Take A Quick Gander At What My Girl, My Best Girl In The Whole Wide Whurl Sent To Me From Savannah

On-My-Birthday

She Remember’d!!

There Remains One Out There Who Maintains & Sustains

A Love For Me

Who Couda Knew?

There is a Feast in My Future:

Food! Glorious Food!

I AM IN-LOVE WITH MY SO-CALLED LIFE!

I Used to think Sixty-Four Was An Important Milestone. I Am So Over Sixty-Four Now–Seems like a B’Zillion Years Ago When I Stepped Through THAT Door… Look At Me Now! Sixty-Five And Still Kickin’ It

“When I’m Sixty… Something”

Cred For Magical, Wonderful Video: el perro beatle

Today is a Holiday, Proclaimed By Me:

“National Lance Appreciation Day”

Go Ahead Kids

Blow off Work.

Go Home.

Get Reeely Drunk.

Have a Blast!

Get Blasted!

On My Dime

Hardy Har Har!

Still Wanna Buy A Bridge From Me?

I Have Several Left in My Inventory

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This Vid Never Grows Old For Me.

I Love Madonna!

Have I Ever Mentioned This?

I Got’s/Gettin’ H’angry (Avec Angry Hunger Pains/Games)

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“White Trash”

– Tom MacDonald & Madchild

Wanna Know Whut’s On Tonight’s Menu?

Of Course Y’all Do!

Here Ya go!

(I Love MY Life!)

The Lowly Pinto Bean!

God’s Gift!

To Lowly White Trash!

Like Me!

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Wanna Join Me?

All Are Welcome!

Just Please Wipe Yer feets

A’Fore You Enter My Pristine / Clean

Sanitized-Fer-Yer Protection,

Domicile

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I gots Yea & Mo’ Plenty Fer All!

“Take Yer Shoes off

Set a-spell”

Y’all Come Back Now,

Ya Hear!

And For Desert:

Yeah. I’m Just Screwin’ Around. “Copin’ With Hagen” A cruel Miss-Stress! I am so Tired. I Caint Walk. My legs have Stopped Working.

Cris To LeDoux:

Copenhagen!

Look Look LOOK! Look At What My Angel, My LaTrish, Brought To Me This Morning (Wheel’d About in a Stolen Walmart Shopping Cart! Good Gawd! How I Love This Woman!–We Think On The Same Same Wave-Link)

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Food!

“But Why?”

I Always ask her when she throws something nice at me

Always get the same respond:

“Because You’re a Good Man Lance.”

How do she think she know? I’m an asshole.

Why has she ‘blessed’ me? I am an atheist–She knows this.

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This time I did not ask. I just said,

“Thank you”

And then I kissed her cheek,

Threw my arms around her and embraced her deep.

Whispered in Her Ear,

“I love You Dear.”

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“Food! Glorious Food!”

“Angel of the Morning”

Juice Newton

With her Extensions

So ‘Eighties’–Lovin’ It! 

Why is LaTrish so good to me?

I Have No Words.

They Get Stuck in My Throat,

But My Heart Is Bursting

I am not worthy of such acts of human kindness

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Glorious Food!