This Post is Obnoxious & Insulting, But It Accurately Depicts My Mood At The Time I Wrote it.
I NEVER Lie to Y’all. And I NEVER ‘Sugar-Coat’ Nothin’.
Updated! Had to Add Some Linda at The End–Cannot Believe I Forgot!
This Post is all Fucked UP.
Guess What? I No Longer Dare to CArE! Don’t GIvE A sHiT! fUcK IT!
“Hearts are like AssHoles; eVer’one gOts one!”
Oh My God!
I Can’t Believe It’s Happening
I Was Just Re-Leashed From Hospital
Had to pay some Kid Twenty Quid Just to Drive Me Home
I Could NOT ‘Walk It”
For You See:
My Legs Had Stopped Working
For Some Bizarre Reason
I Honestly Don’t Know Why I Waste My Finite Time.
I Pull Together All Kinds of Poignant Videos.
No One Watches.
God Forbid Someone Comments!
Takes Some Time
Drops a Thin Dime
“Thank You! You Made Me Laugh!”
Oh Hell NO!
Cannot Be Bothered To Spend A Fuckin’ Mouse Clik!
Fuck All Y’all!
And I Do Sincerely Mean That!
Vid Share Cred: Chris Spags
Content Creator: K Ryan Jones (I think)
And of Course The Mesmerizin’
George Don’t Give A Shit
He is My Spirit Animal
George Ref’ d The Magic Words!
“Mack the Knife”
Anyone who reads me, knows most of my shit is bullshit about women! is about women–my relationships with women. I love women. This is well-documented.
I have broken lots of hearts.
I Regret That Now
I am Truly Sorry
Lots of good woman hearts.
My heart, my one one, my only one, has been broken too.
I should take better care of it.
Try to Look out for it.
More times than I wish to recount.
I always manage
to sailor on.
And I will.
This is cruel.
A National Treasure
Cred for Vid: jakuerika
Billie H is the broad singing; but you knew that already….
But it is how I choose to survive.
I honestly have no choice in the matter.
Yeah! I’m An Asshole!
Streetcar My Desire
If you do not get my sense of humor, you are in the wrong place.
And you need to leave.
Right Fuckin’ Now
And In Haste
Hasta La Vista!
Lo Siento Mi Vida
In My Humble Opinion, This is One Of The Most Beautiful, Wonderful Songs Ever Performed and Performed By The Most Beautiful, Talented Woman in the World
(Sorry Joni–Forgive me later–I’ll buy you lunch–I Promise.)