The ‘REAL REASON’

Love You Like Cash Money PJW, And I Do Realize You Have Bills to Pay, But Honestly! Ninety Seconds Of Commercial To Peddle Snake-Oil In The Middle of Your Post?

Really?

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‘REAL REASON’

Credit: Paul Joseph Watson

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Bonus!

Broadcast News (1987) Trailer #1

Fun, Irrelevant Fact: My Second Wife,

(That/My Shakespearean Professor)

And I Used To Talk On The Telephone—Every Sunday Morning

Long After We Were Divorced

And We Talked About EVERYTHING:

Our ‘Currant’ Love-Affairs, Politics, Our Brief & Semi-Stormy Marriage, Price of Tea in China–Everything

And, If You Don’t Watch The Broadcast News Clip,

You Just Won’t ‘Get’ it–Sorry

Credit: Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

Bonus Clip: ‘Real Situation’

Credit: Uncle Bob Marley

Cred For Share: AzZerTix

HAHAHA! IMHO This Post Could Use Mo’ Love. It Has Been Up-Dated–More ‘Content’–

Only Look If You Have A Bit of YOUR Life You Wanna WASTE.

“Shit Post # 9:

Meet Mr. Lance, NEWS JUNKIE”

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Cornelia & Lance

News Junkies, Le Deux

Basra, Iraq 2006

Love Potion Commotions!

Love potion number 9, The Searchers

Cred for Vid Share: whoacanyouhelpme

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Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’

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F*CK IT, I QUIT”

KTVA Reporter Charlo Greene QUITS On-Air

Lance Sez, “I Approve of this Message”

You Go Girl!

Bravo!

Watch the below vid.

You will laugh your ass off.

I Promise

And If you B’leave That…

Wanna Buy A Bridge?

Spiders on Drugs:

Street Cred For Vid: Andrew Struthers

Ditto this one below

Fredo and Andrew Cuomo

Cred For Original Content: John Ward

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But this is a light-hearted Shit Post, mocking me even more than I mock Broadcast News: CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Etcetera & Ad Nausea

And I am stalling, waiting for MS Muse to respond to my recent

Proposal of Marriage

She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.

(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)

I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.

Don’t matter. I still love her.

She had all her props:

  • Glass of Pinot.
  • Virginia Slim
  • Cell Phone
  • IPad
  • NY Times, Washington Post, And Waco Weekly Wipe
  • Attitude

Yeah. There’s that.

Always that.

Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option

*****

This post cannot stand alone on my prose.

The vids are requisite.

“I just have to look good; I don’t have to be clear.”

The Eagles Dirty Laundry

(Two different versions: I try to give Y’all Choices)

The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)

Vid Creds: Global News

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Love Broadcast News.

Love Mocking Broadcast News.

Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News. (Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)

Andrea Tantaros CNN Bra Size & Measurements

Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements

Guys, you know you want me to drop the link.

No!

Suffer in Silence

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Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.

Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly

I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage

Cheers!

(‘Story at Eleven’)

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Bonus ‘Added Value’

More Don Lemon-Head Fails

Credit to John Ward: Genius Man

“No, it’s awful.”

My Cross to Bear

My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel

Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo

Uh… Homo-Erotica?

CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?

Am I homo-phobic?

No! But these two wear me out!

Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)

“I love you Don Lemon.”

You never fail to entertain.

Now Please Excuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.

And my mind.

“The Memes Become Reality”

–IanMilesCheong

Don & Chris:

Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:

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Top Ten Lemon-Head Fails

Content Creator: John Ward

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Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FU*KED UP!

Won’t let me delete it!

It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.

Bandwidth I have not to spare,

Nor desire to share.

Fu*k you WordPress!

“Uploading” it perpetually says.

Hey Whore-Press!

How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?

How would that grab ya?

Blood Sweat & Tears – Spinning Wheel

Add-Din-Dumb:

I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP

Kind service rep fixed my problem:

Toot Sweet!

Un-Fun Facts:

Dick Van Dyke was an Alcoholic

(And So is Lance)

Vid Share Cred: TheRatbasher

All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.

No denying that.

I take back my un-happy words hurled at Them…

Until the next time They-Piss-Me-Off

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IMHO This Post Could Use Mo’ Love. It Has Been Up-Dated–More ‘Content’–Only Look If You Have A Bit of YOUR Life You Wanna WASTE. “Shit Post # 9: Meet Mr. Lance, NEWS JUNKIE”

Cornelia & Lance

News Junkies, Le Deux

Basra, Iraq 2006

Love Potion Commotions!

Love potion number 9, The Searchers

Cred for Vid: whoacanyouhelpme

****

Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’

***

F*CK IT, I QUIT”

KTVA Reporter Charlo Greene QUITS On-Air

Lance Sez, “I Approve of this Message”

You Go Girl!

Bravo!

Watch the below vid.

You will laugh your ass off.

I Promise

And If you B’leave That…

Wanna Buy A Bridge?

Spiders on Drugs:

Street Cred For Vid: Andrew Struthers

Ditto this one below

Fredo and Andrew Cuomo

Cred For Original Content: John Ward

***

But this is a light-hearted Shit Post, mocking me even more than I mock Broadcast News: CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Etcetera & Ad Nausea

And I am stalling, waiting for MS Muse to respond to my recent

Proposal of Marriage

She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.

(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)

I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.

Don’t matter. I still love her.

She had all her props:

  • Glass of Pinot.
  • Virginia Slim
  • Cell Phone
  • IPad
  • NY Times, Washington Post, And Waco Weekly Wipe
  • Attitude

Yeah. There’s that.

Always that.

Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option

*****

This post cannot stand alone on my prose.

The vids are requisite.

“I just have to look good; I don’t have to be clear.”

The Eagles Dirty Laundry

(Two different versions: I try to give Y’all Choices)

The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)

Vid Creds: Global News

***

Love Broadcast News.

Love Mocking Broadcast News.

Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News. (Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)

Andrea Tantaros CNN Bra Size & Measurements

Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements

Guys, you know you want me to drop the link.

No!

Suffer in Silence

*******

Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.

Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly

I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage

Cheers!

(‘Story at Eleven’)

*****

Bonus ‘Added Value’

More Don Lemon-Head Fails

Credit to John Ward: Genius Man

“No, it’s awful.”

My Cross to Bear

My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel

Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo

Uh… Homo-Erotica?

CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?

Am I homo-phobic?

No! But these two wear me out!

Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)

“I love you Don Lemon.”

You never fail to entertain.

Now Please Excuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.

And my mind.

“The Memes Become Reality”

–IanMilesCheong

Don & Chris:

Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:

****

Top Ten Lemon-Head Fails

Content Creator: John Ward

*****

Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FU*KED UP!

Won’t let me delete it!

It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.

Bandwidth I have not to spare,

Nor desire to share.

Fu*k you WordPress!

“Uploading” it perpetually says.

Hey Whore-Press!

How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?

How would that grab ya?

Blood Sweat & Tears – Spinning Wheel

Add-Din-Dumb:

I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP

Kind service rep fixed my problem:

Toot Sweet!

Un-Fun Facts:

Dick Van Dyke was an Alcoholic

(And So is Lance)

Vid Share Cred: TheRatbasher

All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.

No denying that.

I take back my un-happy words hurled at Them…

Until the next time They-Piss-Me-Off

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SOUND CHECK! *Taps MIC* “Is this Thing On?”

A thoughtful reader has brought to my attention that the ‘sound’ on my stolen vids is borked.

Anyone else having ‘issues?’

Please tell me so that I may ‘work’ this problem

I Thank you in advance

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Sound Check

JJ Cale and Eric Clapton

(live in San Diego ) 2007

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Bonus Just For Fun:

This is a RANT. Please Don’t READ. You Will Think Less of Me if You Do

News?

CNN?

“Clown News Network”

(Don Lemons. Fredo Cuomo)

I think Fredo used to suck his brother’s dick…

He probably still does.

FNC?

Home of the Info Babes, with the fake tits.

(Yes! Yes! They are easy-on-the-eyes—I generally mute them and just drool)

“Fake News Channel”

Best thing FNC ever did is hire Lara Logan.

One of the bravest women in the world.

FNC gets some demerits deducted for hiring her.

60 Minutes gets my disdain for losing her–Fuk You CBS!

She is Top Shelf.

Before I continue…

These are the ones I admire and respect (Just to prove I do have a heart):

PMSNBC?

No explanation required, But Rachael Mad-Cow-Disease

ABC?

“All ‘Bout Crap”

NBC?

“Never Been Current” Not since Apollo Eleven…

CBS?

“Crap Bullshit Station”

Internet?

Yes!

Thank God!

RSBN?

Like them.

Mark Dice?

Love him.

Critical Drinker?

I approve

Paul Joseph Watson?

“The Best Man Among Us”

John Ward?

Yep!


Ricky Rebel?

Oh Hell to the Fuk Yeah!

I could go on, but I won’t.

Have a pleasant evening Y’all.

But before I depart…. “No. It’s awful.”

I still love my Country.

I served her.

Gladly do it again.

And yes!

I am in love with Holly Hunter.

Always was.

(Apologies to all my ex-wives)