My Feeble Mind is GONE! Endeavor to Ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive! Hey Lib-Tards! Oh! I’m So Fukkin’ Sorry For Lovin’ And Servin’ The Country I Love So Fuckin; Much!

Why The Fuck Do You Think I Enlisted in The US Fuckin’ Navy?

Sure! Some of it was My Ego!

I Thought I Could Become a Fuckin’ NAVY FUCKIN’ SEAL Guess What?

That did Not Pan Out For Me!

Fuckin’ Twice!

Did I Blame Anyone But Me?

Of Course Not!

(Wow! there’s too mucho mas profanity in this post! But! I am fuckin’ Sailor! Ignore or block me!)

POSITIVE!

CRED FOR BELOW: MISTER Coffey Anderson

I LOVE MY AMERICA!

CRED: LEE GREENWOOD

Author’s Note and Warning

How I hear my “inner post Voice”:

Or, if you prefer,

“Clang Clang Clang Went My Folly”

Maybe THIS Version Won’t

Take

Three Fuckin’ Decades To Load!

Here’s to Hopin’!

My Daddy, Ralph A. Marcom,

once said something incredible stupid to me. Actually it was more of a lament.

He was just thinking out loud, I suppose.

I was knee – deep in my rehearsals with Sister Madelyn, getting ready to perform “The Sound of Music” — read about that somewhere else in these pages. Anyway, he said to me, or asked me: “Why don’t kids ever get together and say, “Let’s put on a show?”

I said, “Daddy, ‘Summer – Stock’ was just a fantasy. No one ever lived that.”

I think that was the beginning of the ending of my relationship, my good one, with my father.

Summer Stock, Le Trailer:

Vid Cred: Panos Golfis

Vid Cred: pokeahugkiss

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit:

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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!


There definitely ain’t nothin’ like a dame

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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)

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Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Bring Your Own Dresses)

Of course the Andrews Sisters Inter-text did not escape me.

It’s Silly and Stupid

(But Rather Endearing) :

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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

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Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)

PROPAGANDA PANDA

Dice is Nice

Candy is Dandy

But Liquor is Quicker

Street Cred: Mark Dice

https://www.youtube.com/user/markdice

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Added Bonus:

Hooraayyy For Hollywood!

Severely Related To My Last… Lance Health Update: “I Think I’m Gonna Barf.”

Well, that passed.”

I love you Margie

(You Too Frances)

Mississippi Burning (1988) – Hatred Is Taught Scene

“You’ve Got To Be Carefully Taught”

– SOUTH PACIFIC (1958)

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Fargo (1996) Official Trailer: MGM Studios

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Condition

“I Saw So Much I Broke My Mind.”

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“Stoned Again?!”

How I Do Wish!

Cannot Even Remember That Last Time!

Probably Circa 1979

Not Rememberin’

Guess That Was The Entire Point of The Whole Exercise!

More Critical Drinker Piercing Eloquent Brilliance

My Spirit MAnimal!

He Nails it Every Time.

Gawd I Wish I Were As Smart as He!

“ENOUGH With The Remakes”

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Bonus “Added Value” Below

Lance Marcom is a Moron. Up-Dated: More Vids! “Must Watch” For Film Buffs: “Why Modern Movies Suck”–Critical Drinker. Continuing Series

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Episode Two:

Why Modern Movies Suck – Destroying Our Heroes

Black Panther is the Most Overrated MCU Movie Ever

Prometheus – The Franchise Killer

Alien Covenant – Why Does This Movie Even Exist?

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Eposode One:

Why Modern Movies Suck – They’re Written By Children

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Why The Past Matters

Why Canon Matters

Why Modern Movies Suck – Setup And Payoff

What Happened To Our Villains?

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All Street Cred Goes To

“The Critical Drinker”

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCriticalDrinker

My Idol

My Hero

My Spirit Animal

Scottish Arsehole!

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Bonus Becuz I’M A Bitter Asshole:

I HATE HOLLYWOOD THESE DAYS!

THEY ARE RUINING OUR RICH AMERICAN CULTURE!

^^^^^^

Avatar – The Most Successful Failure Ever

Cred: The Critical Drinker

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Masters of the Universe: Revelation – Absolute Disaster

Masters Of The Universe Part 2 – This Time It’s Farcical

Cred: The Critical Drinker

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No Time To Die – The End Of James Bond

Cred: Crit Drinker

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Defeminizing Female Characters

Cred: Crit Drinker

HOLLYWOOD! Up-Dated!! Please Re-Visit This One Y’all. It is Fu*king Awesome! The Vids! The Vids! The Vids! Ignore My Prose! Watch the Videos!

Author’s Note and Warning

How I hear my “Inner-post Voice”:

Or, if you prefer,

“Clang Clang Clang Went My Folly”

Maybe THIS Version Won’t

Take

Three Fuckin’ Decades To Load!

Here’s to Hopin’!

My Daddy, Ralph A. Marcom,

once said something incredible stupid to me. Actually it was more of a lament.

He was just thinking out loud, I suppose.

I was knee – deep in my rehearsals with Sister Madelyn, getting ready to perform “The Sound of Music” — read about that somewhere else in these pages. Anyway, he said to me, or asked me: “Why don’t kids ever get together and say, “Let’s put on a show?”

I said, “Daddy, ‘Summer – Stock’ was just a fantasy. No one ever lived that.”

I think that was the beginning of the ending of my relationship, my good one, with my father.

Summer Stock, Le Trailer:

Vid Cred: Panos Golfis

Vid Cred: pokeahugkiss

Don’t Even Go There.

I’ve Always Wanted a ‘Snow White’ in my Life.

And Fuk Them Dwarfs!

All Seven of ’em!

And The Snails They Rode in On!

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

Hip Hip Hooray!

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Required Viewing, and yes.

This will be on the Test

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit

Bitch wasn’t EVEN A ‘Native American’!

*****

And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

******

Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!


There definitely ain’t nothin’ like a dame

******

No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)

******

Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Bring Your Own Dresses)

Of course the Andrews Sisters Inter-text did not escape me.

It’s Silly and Stupid

(But Rather Endearing) :

*****

I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

*****

Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)