More Critical Drinker Piercing Eloquent Brilliance

My Spirit MAnimal!

He Nails it Every Time.

Gawd I Wish I Were As Smart as He!

“ENOUGH With The Remakes”

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Bonus “Added Value” Below

Lance Marcom is a Moron. Up-Dated: More Vids! “Must Watch” For Film Buffs: “Why Modern Movies Suck”–Critical Drinker. Continuing Series

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Episode Two:

Why Modern Movies Suck – Destroying Our Heroes

Black Panther is the Most Overrated MCU Movie Ever

Prometheus – The Franchise Killer

Alien Covenant – Why Does This Movie Even Exist?

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Eposode One:

Why Modern Movies Suck – They’re Written By Children

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Why The Past Matters

Why Canon Matters

Why Modern Movies Suck – Setup And Payoff

What Happened To Our Villains?

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All Street Cred Goes To

“The Critical Drinker”

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCriticalDrinker

My Idol

My Hero

My Spirit Animal

Scottish Arsehole!

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Bonus Becuz I’M A Bitter Asshole:

I HATE HOLLYWOOD THESE DAYS!

THEY ARE RUINING OUR RICH AMERICAN CULTURE!

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Avatar – The Most Successful Failure Ever

Cred: The Critical Drinker

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Masters of the Universe: Revelation – Absolute Disaster

Masters Of The Universe Part 2 – This Time It’s Farcical

Cred: The Critical Drinker

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No Time To Die – The End Of James Bond

Cred: Crit Drinker

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Defeminizing Female Characters

Cred: Crit Drinker

HOLLYWOOD! Up-Dated!! Please Re-Visit This One Y’all. It is Fu*king Awesome! The Vids! The Vids! The Vids! Ignore My Prose! Watch the Videos!

Author’s Note and Warning

How I hear my “Inner-post Voice”:

Or, if you prefer,

“Clang Clang Clang Went My Folly”

Maybe THIS Version Won’t

Take

Three Fuckin’ Decades To Load!

Here’s to Hopin’!

My Daddy, Ralph A. Marcom,

once said something incredible stupid to me. Actually it was more of a lament.

He was just thinking out loud, I suppose.

I was knee – deep in my rehearsals with Sister Madelyn, getting ready to perform “The Sound of Music” — read about that somewhere else in these pages. Anyway, he said to me, or asked me: “Why don’t kids ever get together and say, “Let’s put on a show?”

I said, “Daddy, ‘Summer – Stock’ was just a fantasy. No one ever lived that.”

I think that was the beginning of the ending of my relationship, my good one, with my father.

Summer Stock, Le Trailer:

Vid Cred: Panos Golfis

Vid Cred: pokeahugkiss

Don’t Even Go There.

I’ve Always Wanted a ‘Snow White’ in my Life.

And Fuk Them Dwarfs!

All Seven of ’em!

And The Snails They Rode in On!

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

Hip Hip Hooray!

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Required Viewing, and yes.

This will be on the Test

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit:

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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!


There definitely ain’t nothin’ like a dame

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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)

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Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Bring Your Own Dresses)

Of course the Andrews Sisters Inter-text did not escape me.

It’s Silly and Stupid

(But Rather Endearing) :

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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

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Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)

Re-Werk’d, Re-Twerk’d With–All My Might! As I ‘Liked’. Boohoo For Hollywood! Hahaha! Hollywood! Joke on Three Wheels! And One’s Flat. Splat!

I am so Pissed Off Right Now!

Not Really Pissed,

For, As Y’all Know,

I LOVE FILM–GOOD FILM!

Louise Brooks: Original “It Girl”

I Have NO Idea Who This Is, But I LOVE Her!

And I Shall Forever Remain A

‘Cock-Eyed Optimist’

What Choice Do I Have?

(As I Watch Our American Film Culture Go To Shite?)

Crit Drinker is

So Much More Eloquent & Intelligent Than I.

An’ He Ain’t Even ‘Murican!’

Yet, Perhaps There is HOPE On The Event-Horizon

After-All?

We Did Not Invent The Art But We Perfected The Art And Then We Glued Stars and Stripes All Over it. Took Our ‘Road-Show’ On The Road! Envy of The Entire World!

Gave It Away For Free

Then What Happened?

We Shite All Over It!

In the Name of

‘WOKE!’

Makes Me Want To Throw-Up In My Mouth!

But, We’ll See…

I Just Don’t know, But

It Breaks My Heart On So Many Levels,

It Is Impossible To Enumerate

All The Reasons Why

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Madonna – You’ll See (Official Video)

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Days of Futures Past Over?

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

I LOVE MY AMERICA!

“Let’s Us Go On With The Show”

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit

(Thank You Marlon)

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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

For those who don’t know, Judy stole the ‘Sinatra Look’ (and his hat) Fun fact. Just my observation….

Goddamn! But she was sexy!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!


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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)

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Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Again: Bring Your Own Dresses)

Are These Three Broads The ‘Future’ of Hollywood?

(Actually, I Think They Are All The Same Broad)

But, DAMN!

They’re Good!

It’s Silly and Stupid

(But Rather Endearing):

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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

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Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)

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I Was In Re-Hab For Six Days.

Gonna Take Me Six Weeks to Catch Up

On au courant Events

I “Suffered’ At Glen Oaks!

I am a news junkie

Don’t You See?

Severely Related To My Last… Lance Health Update: “I Think I’m Gonna Barf.”

Well, that passed.”

I love you Margie

(You Too Frances)

Mississippi Burning (1988) – Hatred Is Taught Scene

“You’ve Got To Be Carefully Taught”

– SOUTH PACIFIC (1958)

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Fargo (1996) Official Trailer: MGM Studios

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Condition

“I Saw So Much I Broke My Mind.”

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“Stoned Again?!”

How I Do Wish!

Cannot Even Remember That Last Time!

Probably Circa 1979

Not Rememberin’

Guess That Was The Entire Point of The Whole Exercise!

Norma(L)?? Naw! More Like Bat-Shit Scary Scrazy. In Other Words: ‘Her Alligator Don’t Go All The Way To The Top.’

There is Still A Norma Desmond In My Life

Don’t Even Ask

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How My Life Is Destined To End

Shot In The Back By An Erstwhile Lover

‘Tis Fitting

I Would Not Have It Any Other Way:

Starving Writer

Not proud of it

Damn Certain Not Ashamed Of It

How I Roll

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Hooray For Hollywood!