“The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.” –Lenny

Kitty Bruce and Father

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Honey Bruce Friedman

Wife and Mother

Stripper By Trade

(I love strippers; they work hard for their money)

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C’est Moi:

All Alone

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“Better Off Without a Wife”

Tom: My Role Model

 

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“I’M NOT SICK. THE WORLD IS SICK & I’M THE SURGEON WITH THE SCALPEL FOR FALSE VALUES.”
–LENNY

“Don’t jump and make trouble.”

 

Daily Lenny: “People Don’t Stay”

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Bonus:

“Awe Shit! I was only funnin’.”

Vid Compilation Cred: BadfishKoo

 

 

I was a man once (SEALs)

As Peanut once said, “Much Man!”

Well, he, Peanut, said a lot.

“A tale of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”