

“I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake.”
“I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake.”
I Will Expand Upon This Later. Probably Much Later. If Ever. So Don’t Hold Your Breath. We Shall See. See you in Jail. Cheers!
Morons Minion’ng Menions (Don’t Mention Minions In My Recent Present Preference Precedent)
“I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake.”
Street Cred: Courtney
Doctors. So I was ‘born free’—Don’t you see? Don’t Know What Went Wrong With Me—
I Went Astray.
So I Joined The Navy.
Hahahaha!
C’est Moi:
Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked
They did their due-diligence–lots of tests
They Showed Me Photos
Imagine My Surprise
“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”
She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die
“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”
(I need no doctor come to tell me that)
She Doc Was Not Amused
***
Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”
“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”
I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.
Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later
Or Not
X They Are All Too Fake Of A Kind–
‘Specially’
The Female Ones–
Never-Mind.
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Joni
You Know,
I’ve been to sea before
“If You Want Me, I’ll Be In The Bar”
“Joni, I’d Give Up My Life To Join You There.”
I HATE Doctors!
Even Thou My Daddy
And Gran-daddy
Were—
Doctors,
I Was ‘Born Free’.
Been Payin’
Off That Debt Ever Since,
So I was ‘born free’—
Don’t you see?
Don’t Know What Went Wrong With Me—
I Went Astray.
So I Joined The Navy.
Hahahaha!
C’est Moi:
Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked
They did their due-diligence–lots of tests
They Showed Me Photos
Imagine My Surprise
“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”
She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die
“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”
(I need no doctor come to tell me that)
She Doc Was Not Amused
***
Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”
“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”
“I’ve Got Me A Bottle & A Dream.”
I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.
Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later
Or Not
“I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake.”
“I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake.”
Redundant?
Yes, I Know