(“Babes, Info: Plural. Colloquial.”)
I am not a fan of Babe Ruth (Or of His Candy Bar)
I am not a Fan of ‘Babes-In-Toy-Land’
I am not a Fan of Fukked – Up Word-Depressed ‘Customer-Service’ Babes
I am not a fan of ‘Babe The Pig‘
I am not a fan of Babe Actresses
I am not a fan of Babe Miss Americas
I am not a Fan of Me.
I am a Fan of ‘Info Babes’
We’ll Commence With My Personal Favorite: Fredricka!
(Yes. I have already spilled a lot of ink on/for her)
(And Now Move On (In No Particular Order)
Of Course Erin!
(To Me, She Always Reminded Me of A Pet Ferret I Once Had, But Now I love Her–Go Figger!)
No Words, except that she is brilliant.
Bravest Woman On The Planet!
I greatly admire and Respect Her.
If you do not know who she is, watch the fukkin’ video below.
(Lara works for Cable Broadcast News now, and they treat her like a Red-Headed Step-Child.)
Fuck You Fox/CNN! et al.)
Diane Sawyer: CLASS!
So Drop-Dead Gorgeous: Makes My Hair Hurt
(I’d amputate one of my fingers and two of my toes just to spend one night with her.)
There Are So Many More…
But I am Fresh Outta Time:
Gotta Go Watch THE GIRLS ON THE NEWS!
Yeah, I An Under An Ethereal Spell:
(I have no choice.)
Must Be ‘Witchcraft’
Catch Y’all Laters!
Trust Me: The Below Fits and Y’all Know I have to ALWAYS try to Drop in a bit of Joni.
(She Casts The BEST SPELLS)
‘Empty. Try Another’
Only Joni could write a great song about an empty cig vending machine.