Babes, Info (Info-Babes)

(“Babes, Info: Plural. Colloquial.”)
—Lance Webster

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I am not a fan of Babe Ruth (Or of His Candy Bar)

I am not a Fan of ‘Babes-In-Toy-Land’

I am not a Fan of Fukked – Up Word-DepressedCustomer-Service’ Babes

I am not a fan of ‘Babe The Pig

I am not a fan of Babe Actresses

I am not a fan of Babe Miss Americas

I am not a Fan of Me.

However…

I am a Fan of ‘Info Babes’

We’ll Commence With My Personal Favorite: Fredricka!

(Yes. I have already spilled a lot of ink on/for her)

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(And Now Move On (In No Particular Order)

Perino!

Of Course Erin!

Dana Bash

(To Me, She Always Reminded Me of A Pet Ferret I Once Had, But Now I love Her–Go Figger!)

Megyn Kelly

No Words, except that she is brilliant.

And Beautiful

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Lara!

Lara Logan:

Bravest Woman On The Planet!

I greatly admire and Respect Her.
If you do not know who she is, watch the fukkin’ video below
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(Lara works for Cable Broadcast News now, and they treat her like a Red-Headed Step-Child.)

Fuck You Fox/CNN! et al.)

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Diane Sawyer: CLASS!

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Robin Meade:

So Drop-Dead Gorgeous: Makes My Hair Hurt

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Jenna Lee:

Ditto Above

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Ana!

Ana Cabrera!
(I’d amputate one of my fingers and two of my toes just to spend one night with her.)

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There Are So Many More…

But I am Fresh Outta Time:

Gotta Go Watch THE GIRLS ON THE NEWS!

Yeah, I An Under An Ethereal Spell:

(I have no choice.)

Must Be ‘Witchcraft’ :

Catch Y’all Laters!

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Joni :

Trust Me: The Below Fits and Y’all Know I have to ALWAYS try to Drop in a bit of Joni.

(She Casts The BEST SPELLS)

Empty. Try Another’

Cheers Y’all!

But…Call Now! And We’ll DOUBLE THE OFFER!

 

 

(just pay extra shipping an’ handling….)

OKay! I’ll bite.

Send me two… Of these:

I’ll pay.

fred

Fred

 Just kidding Fredricka!

(All thinking folk know you are priceless)

Rock on!

(Fred is the ONLY Reason God Made CNN Weekends… and most likely: Oklahoma–We will not speak of Texas—yet.)

 

Just Saying…

And… She runs/swims/bikes in Triathlons

For Good.  

‘Renaissance Woman’ 

I love her and so should you.

And…

I know ‘we’ are all so ‘distraught’ over Joan’s passing, but… she did show her ‘ungracious’ ass.

And ‘Fred’ remained, retained as always,

Her True Ladyhood and just good manners.

This is how we should all ‘roll.’

 

Classy Lady!

Breaking Bad News

I only have one question:

How come ev’er thang on CNN (or Fox, or MSNBC) is ‘Breaking News’?

Breaking Mews

Breaking Mews (Bring in the Cats)

I mean to say, that by its very definition, ‘News’ is new, ain’t it? That’s what makes it new ‘news’.

So, therefore, isn’t it all breaking? Or is it just breaking bad. Bad hype? The breaking news is not news to me. They have the same ‘breaking news’ going on for five hours. (I am specifically referring to this breaking news tragedy that we call the ‘Flight From Malaysia.”.

Where is the breaking news of all the victims?

If I see once more the projected flight path after the breaking news of the long prolonged flight path after the much delayed satellite pings…

Okay.

I am stopping now.

End of rant.

I only hope for the best for the passengers on that flight, but I do fear the worst.