
Watch the vid.
Please
Nuff said
We love You Molly!
You Texan Bitch!
“There’ a lot to like there”
There’s a lot to NOT LIKE Here: (And I mean Falwell–Love Hitch)
Related: Kinky Friedman
MY MAN!
MY MAN!
P.S. WordPress is STUPID!
Related: Kinky Friedman
MY MAN!
MY MAN!
P.S. WordPress is STUPID!
When I was a wee chile, tryin’ to survive in Fremont CA, Mother dragged me to theater, to screen “The Greatest Story Ever Told.”
I was NOT properly impressed.
Fu*k u Mom! Just Kiddin’!! I LOVED My Mother–Very Dearly–And As Previously Reported: My Mother Was The Original ‘Hippy-Chick’– She called herself a “Christian” But In Reality, She was an Atheist. Precisely why I Loved my Mother; I was an atheist, since I was first born, or hatched, Your choice.
Only A Reminder That You’re Just Not Good Enough
“The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Sold” With My Humble (cough cough) Opinion
Joni Love Letter Thrown in at the End.
Tread Softly. And I’m sorry the text don’t line up properly with the images. WordPress is Stupid. I cannot fix stupid.
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Cast of Characters:
Mary, Mother Mary, Virgin Mary, Mother of All Inventions.
Joseph, Joe, Just Plain Joe, Cuckold, Erstwhile Surrogate Father of Jesus.
Baby Jesus, aka Baby Hey Zeus, aka, Christmas… Pre-sents
Then Dad said, “Go Preach Your Ass Off!
And Jesus Said, “We’re there Dude! Just look at ‘em!”
“They’re eatin’ this shit up!
Hey! Judas! Come check this out!
“Ah shit!
Here come those Romanians Again! Don’t these people ever give up? Gotta go!”
“As God as My Wit-less-ness, I shall never be hungry again! (As long as I have these radishes)”
In The Bullshit Department…
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Bonus
Just for Fun:
CSN & Young
JONI!
Woodstock
She Wrote it
Didn’t ‘Physically’ live it
But as much as anybody
Embodied it
Duh
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I can count on one hand and one toe
All the ways I can be made to be pissed off
I will not list all six
But
Know this:
At the top
Is
Being disrespectful
To
Joni
Do Not Go
There
Trust me
You will not like me
I will
Hurt
You
I Adore You Molly!
You Texan Witch Bitch!
Very Complex!
(As Are All Of My Relationships With Wimmens)
Related: Kinky Friedman
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Cast of Characters:
Mary, Mother Mary, Virgin Mary, Mother of All Inventions.
Joseph, Joe, Just Plain Joe, Cuckold, Erstwhile Surrogate Father of Jesus.
Baby Jesus, aka Baby Hey Zeus, aka, Christmas… Pre-sents
Then Dad said, “Go Preach Your Ass Off!
And Jesus Said, “We’re there Dude! Just look at ‘em!”
“They’re eatin’ this shit up!
Hey! Judas! Come check this out!
“Ah shit!
Here come those Romanians Again! Don’t these people ever give up? Gotta go!”
“As God as My Wit-less-ness, I shall never be hungry again! (As long as I have these radishes)”
****
Cast of Characters:
Mary, Mother Mary, Virgin Mary, Mother of All Inventions.
Joseph, Joe, Just Plain Joe, Cuckold, Erstwhile Surrogate Father of Jesus.
Baby Jesus, aka Baby Hey Zeus, aka, Christmas… Pre-sents
Then Dad said, “Go Preach Your Ass Off!
And Jesus Said, “We’re there Dude! Just look at ‘em!”
“They’re eatin’ this shit up!
Hey! Judas! Come check this out!
“Ah shit!
Here come those Romanians Again! Don’t these people ever give up? Gotta go!”
“As God as My Wit-less-ness, I shall never be hungry again! (As long as I have these radishes)”