“Lance, Find Yourself A Nice RICH Jewish Girl–And Marry Her.”
“Thanks Grand-Mother; I Shall Do My Very Best.”
I should NOT go HERE!
Reminiscing about my rebound lover from my living in Israel days…
After That Moroccan Bitch Gladys had dumped me,
I found a new, better girl.
Her name was ‘Ayala’
She was a Yemenite
And she was beautiful—very, very, VERY beautiful.
First time I saw her I was smitten like a kitten.
She had very long dark hair and even darker eyes.
She was a Yemenite Jew Witch—She could turn frogs into wine.
Problem was, not too many frogs to be found in Israel.
We searched and searched
Alas. No frogs.
So just ended up purchasing wine from the store.
And I loved her (briefly)
She was one of my for all-time best lovers.
(I should have married HER instead of some of the broads I later married)
I always smile inside when I remember her.
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