Daily Lenny: Miami, or Don’t Punch That Shark In The Nose. You Run That Risk Of Just Pissing Him Off–Then He Will Eat You

Below you will find The Daily Lenny:

Miami, or…

Don’t Hit That Shark In The Nose.

(You will probably just piss him off)

This is Waaaayyy too Long. Almost a Novella. Read if You’re Really Bored. Screw IT! I’ll Re-post it Anyway: “Shark Fishin’ For A Livin’”

Shark in nose

Electric Chairs

Thank you for listening.

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The Daily Lenny: How Hitler Got Started

German Fuhrer and Nazi leader Adolf Hitler (1889 – 1945) addresses soldiers with his back facing the camera at a Nazi rally in Dortmund, Germany. (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Please Find Below, The Daily Lenny:

“How Hitler Got Started”

(Some Little Known Facts About The Young Adolf)

Lenny

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Daily Lenny 27 March

Daily Lenny 26 March

Lenny Problem

Thank You For Listening

Jews

Daily Lenny: Drugs

Since it is “Frivolous Friday”

I am going to link here below the beginning of a post most of you ‘newbies’ have not yet read.

Anyhow, find it here below. And after the ‘initial’, if you dare, follow the Yellow Brick Road: “Lance, You Lie.”

Now, some of Y’all may ask yourselves, “Why is Lance crazy? Why does he tempt fate? What-so-ever is wrong with Lance?”

Well, I will tell Y’all:

Nothing.

Nothing but the plain and simple fact that… well, Y’all go ‘head on and figger that one out for yer own selfs.

Anyway, and without further much ado ’bout nothin’, here is yer Daily Lenny:

Standup guy … Lenny Bruce.

 

 I do sincerely hope for your enjoyment.

Lancer

Oh, and more Lenny (and Sarah) here below:

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http://texantales.com/category/sarah/

and in case you got lost in the uptake, here it is once again:

Oh and Goddamn!

I almost forgot the Sarah! Here she is (my bad):

And I just throw in the below as a shameless promotion:

“She’s Not Here!”

It is a vain post. Read at your own annoyance.

 

The Daily Lenny: How Hitler Got Started

Please Find Below, The Daily Lenny:

“How Hitler Got Started”

(Some Little Known Facts About The Young Adolf)

Lenny

More Lenny Stuff:

Daily Lenny 27 March

Daily Lenny 26 March

Lenny Problem

Thank You For Listening

Jews