Someday–One Day–I Will Properly Write This Right & Right This GD Ship: A Story of Attempted Suicide and of a Woman (Of Course)

My Father Had An Entire Wall Of Displayed pistols on the wall of his ‘Study’–

All Loaded of Course.

One day I selected a .45 cal–Cocked it-

Stuck the barrel into my mouth, finger in the hair trigger...

Need I Go On?

No?

Didn’t Think so

After all, I am still here

Needless to say, I did Not Pull the trigger–

Guess I lost my nerve

It only Hurts for a Second So They Say–And Who Are ‘They’ Anyway & How Do “They” Know? And How Can “They” Tell Us?

Via Ouija Board?

Don’t Think So.

Guess I’ll Have To Find Out For Myself.

*****

“The Game of Life is Hard to Play: I’m gonna lose it Anyway.”

If’n You want to hear, Let me know. And I will write it

Just Kiddin’

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Why Was Lance Contemplating Suicide? You Ask.

Because of This Girl:

Hahaha!

You Thought I Was Gonna Doxx The Real Her!

Wrong Thought Marine

It Was Over This One

Pictured Below

Hahaha!

As If!

UPDATED! MORE VIDS “AMERICA HAS LOST ITS FUKKING MIND! WE ARE LIVING IN CLOWN WORLD! (Yes! This Post May Be Disturbing to Some Casual Readers, But Those of YOU Who KNOW Me, Know That I am INSANE!) Other than THAT, I’m a real SWELL Guy. May I take Your Daughter to The Prom? I’ll have Her Home By Dawn!”

MUST WATCH OR Y’ALL MISS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS EXERCISE

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Website: https://saltmustflow.com

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Cred for Vid: Paragon Kelvin (And of course: Sinatra)

The JOKER DANCE!

Crit Drinker Review!

JOKER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

This is

REALLY IMPORTANT!

FUKKIN’ WATCH IT!

PLEASE!

Cred: Crit Drinker Man! My MAN!

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Arthur Shoots Asshole

BRAVO!

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Y’all know I wouldn’t hurt a fly.

OK

THAT’S

A

LIE!

I HATE FLIES!

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MORE BATSHIT CRAZINESS!

Cuomo is in DEEP SHIT!

Cred: Salt Man

Sh*thole Cities Run by Leftists 💩

Cred: Paul Joseph Watson

Rumor Is That Joe Biden Pooped Himself At Vatican Meeting

Cred: Salt Man

The Left is Losing Their Minds Over This New Documentary Film!


Cred: Dice Man

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Topher – Let’s Go Brandon (feat. @D.Cure & @The Marine Rapper)

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Trump Explodes Lefty Heads By Doing Tomahawk Chop At World Series

Cred: Salt Man

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Production Hell – Batwoman

Cred: Crit Drinker Man

UPDATED! “AMERICA HAS LOST ITS FUKKING MIND! WE ARE LIVING IN CLOWN WORLD! (Yes! This Post May Be Disturbing to Some Casual Readers, But Those of YOU Who KNOW Me, Know That I am INSANE!) Other than THAT, I’m a real SWELL Guy. May I take Your Daughter to The Prom? I’ll have Her Home B4 Midnight!”

MUST WATCH OR Y’ALL MISS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS EXERCISE

Cred: Salty Cracker

Website: https://saltmustflow.com

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Cred for Vid: Paragon Kelvin (And of course: Sinatra)

The JOKER DANCE!

Crit Drinker Review!

JOKER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

This is

REALLY IMPORTANT!

FUKKIN’ WATCH IT!

PLEASE!

Cred: Crit Drinker Man! My MAN!

****

Arthur Shoots Asshole

BRAVO!

****

Y’all know I wouldn’t hurt a fly.

OK

THAT’S

A

LIE!

I HATE FLIES!

****

MORE BATSHIT CRAZINESS!

Cred: Salt Man

Cuomo is in DEEP SHIT!

Sh*thole Cities Run by Leftists 💩

Cred: Paul Joseph Watson

The Joke Is On Me (And On You–For Even Being Here) Broadcast News

Facebook Post:
Good morning!
I am feeling somewhat “normal” today.
Trying to stay two steps ahead of the neck pain.
Taking lots of Ibuprofen and booze.
Put MS Muse Out of my Misery.
But I miss her already.
I just may have a life after all.
Or not.
“O, that way madness lies; let me shun that;
No more of that.”
—King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4
Too heavy?
Fuck with me?
You’ll get what you fucking deserve.
Love,
Lance…
The NSA Are on Their Way!

“Hey! Hey! NSA! On The Way!
(Ditto the Local Cops!)
“Surround the House!”
“Madman Inside!”
“Be careful Boys!”
“Let’s Take Him Down…”
“But Quietly.”
“No Muss. No Fuss.”

*****

Do not Fuck with Me!

I will not Hesitate to Empty a Clip Into Your Dome.

MS Muse– Miss Misery:

Feel Free To Conduct A Search

For ‘Abusive Muse.’

There you may find happiness.

******

BONUS MATERIAL BELOW

Crit-After-My-Own-Heart-Drinker-Man!

If you do not watch this, or appreciate this…

Your Loss

Credit: Crit Drinker

The Joke Is On Me (And On You–For Even Being Here) Broadcast News

Facebook Post:
Good morning!
I am feeling somewhat “normal” today.
Trying to stay two steps ahead of the neck pain.
Taking lots of Ibuprofen and booze.
Put MS Muse Out of my Misery.
But I miss her already.
I just may have a life after all.
Or not.
“O, that way madness lies; let me shun that;
No more of that.”
—King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4
Too heavy?
Fuck with me?
You’ll get what you fucking deserve.
Love,
Lance…
The NSA Are on Their Way!

“Hey! Hey! NSA! On The Way!
(Ditto the Local Cops!)
“Surround the House!”
“Madman Inside!”
“Be careful Boys!”
“Let’s Take Him Down…”
“But Quietly.”
“No Muss. No Fuss.”

*****

Do not Fuck with Me!

I will not Hesitate to Empty a Clip Into Your Dome.

MS Muse– Miss Misery:

Feel Free To Conduct A Search

For ‘Abusive Muse.’

There you may find happiness.

******

BONUS MATERIAL BELOW

Crit-After-My-Own-Heart-Drinker-Man!

If you do not watch this, or appreciate this…

Your Loss