The Brilliance & Sagaciousness & Just Pure D Funniness That is Julie Nolke! I love her more than CASH Money!

I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.

And she is Canadian!

NOT Texican!

Go Figger!

I LOVE her in spite of that!

Hahahaha!

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Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!

Fucking Brilliance in a Box

Pandora’s Box!

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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.

Sorry.

I cannot fix it.

And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.

Fuck Fuck Fuck!

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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time. She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.

Source:  Wiki Bio Worth

More Julie may be discovered here:

https://www.youtube.com/c/FeelingPeckish

I Am A Moron, Or “Clang Clang Bang! Went My Folly!” Or “Not Fit to Live With” Y’all Sort it out for me.

Here is what I ‘hear’ when I go back and ‘look’ at most of my old posts:

Or This:

WP is fucked UP!

This vid keeps ‘loading”

My apologies. Thousands of them.

Be patient.

The vid is worth this wait.

and

Fuck you WordPress.

Clang

Clang

Bang!

I need a new life.

This one is approaching the expiry date.

And soon will not be fit to live with in.

Van Morrison – Starting A New Life 🐦

Vid Cred: Cool Coyote

Bonus Added Value:

Pandemic R Us: A Children’s Song

Content Creator Cred: The Brilliant Julie Nolke

(More Below)

Check Her Out HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0Pr5u-MwGXXzp_GDd4m_g

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Not fit to live with

“My Mama Loved me, but she died”

Good Buy!

Pandora, The Most Beautiful Girl In The World…


Content cred: Julie Nolke

*Ring Ring*

“Hello? “Is this GOD?” (My Phone Was Glowing–Natural Assumption–I knew instinctively it was not The BatMan. As we have been ‘On The Outs’ Ever Since I accused him of Fucking ‘The Boy Wonder”–Long story)

So, It must be God: He is the only one who ever calls me.

*Pregnant Pause*

So I repeated my question:

“Is this God?”

“Yes it is, My Son.”

“I ain’t your Son. That would be that ‘other’ guy.”

“Oh Sorry, Hey Zeus is the only one who ever calls me. What’s on your mind, My ‘Friend’? Oh wait! I called you. You seem to be stressed out these days.”

“I just have a couple of quick, simple questions.”

“Go on…”

“Why did you create gnats?”

God said, “Ask Pandora.”

So then I asked, “What’s up with this WuFlu? This all part of your ‘Devine Plan?'”

GOD hung up on me.

What an asshole!

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Much More Julie:

And For reference:

Just for Fun:

Pandora, The Most Beautiful Girl In The World…


Content cred: Julie Nolke

*Ring Ring*

“Hello? “Is this GOD?” (My Phone Was Glowing–Natural Assumption–I knew instinctively it was not The BatMan. As we have been ‘On The Outs’ Ever Since I accused him of Fucking ‘The Boy Wonder”–Long story)

So, It must be God: He is the only one who ever calls me.

*Pregnant Pause*

So I repeated my question:

“Is this God?”

“Yes it is, My Son.”

“I ain’t your Son. That would be that ‘other’ guy.”

“Oh Sorry, Hey Zeus is the only one who ever calls me. What’s on your mind, My ‘Friend’? Oh wait! I called you. You seem to be stressed out these days.”

“I just have a couple of quick, simple questions.”

“Go on…”

“Why did you create gnats?”

God said, “Ask Pandora.”

So then I asked, “What’s up with this WuFlu? This all part of your ‘Devine Plan?'”

GOD hung up on me.

What an asshole!

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Much More Julie:

And For reference:

Just for Fun: