No Phone, No Pool, No Pets. Ain’t Had No Internet. (For THREE DAYS!)

But now I do.

Glad for Me.

Sad for You.

King of The Info High?

Tis I!

Little Roger Miller

“Snap Yer Fingers” Tune:

Cred for Vid: lehidama

Fun Fact:

(and I have probably mentioned this before)

My best High-School sweetheart was third cousin to Roger Miller. Truth.