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Some Day, One Day, Perhaps On A Sunday, I Will Get Over My Infatuation With Linda Ronstadt. But Not Today. Okay? “When You Bend It, You Can’t Mend It” Speaking Loosely About My Heart, BTW.

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I Love Linda So Much! I Need to Shut The F^ck Up. I Never Loved Linda For Her Body; I Love Her For So Many Other More Substantial Things. Okay?

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I Love Linda. She is SO Un-pretentious!

She Melts My Heart

Just Like a Wheel

A Broken, Melted One

Respectful Tribute to Linda

Hopefully Well Done!

Bravo!

Watch This One Immediately Below

It Will Bring a Tear to You Eye

Linda is All Class

Watch Her Reactions

And All The Sycophantic Faggots in the Audience!

Did I Actually Write That? Yep. I Did.

And I Stand By It!–My

“Hurts-So-Bad Statement!

“Hurts So Bad”

Linda, you know I am gonna love you.

For a long

Long

Long

Long

Time

Forever – Time

Right until I crash my dime!

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The Absolute Best Drum In The History of Different Ones

Funny Thing: First time I Heard this Song, I Was Living in Fremont, CA. I think I was 9 or 10 or 11 or 12 and change, Don’t Matter None.. I did not know, how could I have known? had no way to know, how much Linda would shape my future world….

Linda from day one, always wore them Gawd-Awful Hoop Ear Rings, Why?

Trademark?

Most Likely

Whatever

It works for me!

And For Her Too I suppose–I Mean, I am writing about them earrings, ain’t I?

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Silver Threads Holding Me Together

Linda, I have always Adored YouL

Linda , All of Yer Music is warmed over shit,

But I do love shit.warm”d over

“Faithless Love”

Lay Down Next To Me

Just for a Moment

Then My Life Will be Complete

And I can die in happiness and peace

With your memory as my last memory of happy

I’m getting too emotional over this.

I need to stop.

But, I’ll continue

Soon

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Right Sentiment

Wrong Linda

But thank you Paul

All Lindas are Awesome(Except for the Ones What Broke My Heart)

(In my personal life experiences anyhow)

“La La La La Lovely Linda”

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Oh!

And Mandys are dandy too!

Mandy’s of the World: Steer Clear of Lance Marcom! (Trust Me On This Ladies)

Please Do NOT Look At This. Let Alone READ It. TRIGGER WARNING!

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This Post is Obnoxious & Insulting, But It Accurately Depicts My Mood At The Time I Wrote it.

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I NEVER Lie to Y’all. And I NEVER ‘Sugar-Coat’ Nothin’.

Updated! Had to Add Some Linda at The End–Cannot Believe I Forgot!

This Post is all Fucked UP.

Guess What? I No Longer Dare to CArE! Don’t GIvE A sHiT! fUcK IT!

“Hearts are like AssHoles; eVer’one gOts one!”

Oh My God!

I Can’t Believe It’s Happening

(To Me)

Again.

And Yes,

I Was Just Re-Leashed From Hospital

Yesterday Noon

Had to pay some Kid Twenty Quid Just to Drive Me Home

(‘Bout half-a-mile)

And No,

I Could NOT ‘Walk It”

For You See:

My Legs Had Stopped Working

For Some Bizarre Reason

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Wasted Time

I Honestly Don’t Know Why I Waste My Finite Time.

I Pull Together All Kinds of Poignant Videos.

No One Watches.

God Forbid Someone Comments!

Takes Some Time

Drops a Thin Dime

Says

“Thank You! You Made Me Laugh!”

Oh Hell NO!

Cannot Be Bothered To Spend A Fuckin’ Mouse Clik!

Fuck All Y’all!

And I Do Sincerely Mean That!

Vid Share Cred: Chris Spags

Content Creator: K Ryan Jones (I think)

And of Course The Mesmerizin’

Connie Britton

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George Don’t Give A Shit

He is My Spirit Animal

George Ref’ d The Magic Words!

He SAID

“Bobby Darin”

“Mack the Knife”

Anyone who reads me, knows most of my shit is bullshit about women! is about women–my relationships with women. I love women. This is well-documented.

I have broken lots of hearts.

I Regret That Now

I am Truly Sorry

Lots of good woman hearts.

My heart, my one one, my only one, has been broken too.

I should take better care of it.

Try to Look out for it.

More.

More earnestly.

More diligently.

Less carelessly.

Heart Broke.

More times than I wish to recount.

But.

I always manage

to sailor on.

And I will.

Continue.

For

Ever.

This is cruel.

And

BRILLIANT

Billie Holiday

A National Treasure

Tragic Ophilia

Cred for Vid: jakuerika

Billie H is the broad singing; but you knew that already….

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And crude.

But it is how I choose to survive.

I honestly have no choice in the matter.

Yeah! I’m An Asshole!

Streetcar My Desire

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If you do not get my sense of humor, you are in the wrong place.

And you need to leave.

Now.

Right Now.

Right Fuckin’ Now

And In Haste

Hasta La Vista!

Lo Siento Mi Vida

Linda!

In My Humble Opinion, This is One Of The Most Beautiful, Wonderful Songs Ever Performed and Performed By The Most Beautiful, Talented Woman in the World

(Sorry Joni–Forgive me later–I’ll buy you lunch–I Promise.)

Sorry Kids, But I Had to Re-Post This. It Has ‘Almost’ All Of My Favorite Women, Self-Contained Within. “Lo Siento Mi Vida.”

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I Am Gonna Take A Wild Guess Here,

But I Miss Having a Good-Hearted Woman

In-My-Life

Cred. Who The Hell D’ya Think?

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“TRIGGER WARNING!

This Post is Obnoxious & Insulting,

But It Accurately Depicts My Frame of Reference

At The Time I Wrote it.

I NEVER Lie to Y’all. –Updated! Had to Add Some Linda at The End–Cannot Believe I Forgot! This Post is all Fucked UP. Guess What? I No Longer Dare to CArE! Don’t GIvE A sHiT! fUcK IT! “Hearts are like AssHoles; eVer’one gOts one!”

Wasted Time

I Honestly Don’t Know Why I Waste My Finite Time. I Pull Together All Kinds of Poignant Videos. No One Watches.

God Forbid Someone Comments!

Takes Some Time

Drops a Thin Dime

Says

“Thank You! You Made Me Laugh!”

Oh Hell NO! Cannot Be Bothered To Spend A Fuckin’ Mouse Clik!

Fuck All Y’all!

And I Sincerely Mean That!

“All The Y’alls, Y’all”

Vid Share Cred: Chris Spags

Content Creator: K Ryan Jones (I think)

And of Course The Mesmerizin’

Connie Britton

George Don’t Give A Shit

He is My Spirit Animal

George Ref’ d The Magic Words!

He SAID

“Bobby Darin”

“Mack the Knife”

Anyone who reads me, knows most of my shit is bullshit about women! is about women–my relationships with women. I love women. This is well-documented.

I have broken lots of hearts.

Lots of good woman hearts.

My heart, my one one, my only one, has been broken too.

I should take better care of it.

Try to Look out for it.

More.

More earnestly.

More diligently.

Less carelessly.

In Short: I am a Slut

But Only a Slut For Linda

“Heart Like A Wheel”

Heart Broke.

More times than I wish to recount.

But.

I always manage

to sailor on.

And I will.

Continue.

For

Ever.

This is cruel.

And

BRILLIANT

Billie Holiday

A National Treasure

Tragic Ophilia

Cred for Vid: jakuerika

Billie H is the broad singing; but you knew that already….

*********

And crude.

But it is how I choose to survive.

I “Honestly” have no choice in the matter.

Yeah! I’m An Asshole!

Streetcar My Desire

*********

If you do not get my sense of humor, you are in the wrong place.

And you need to leave.

Now.

Right Now.

Right Fuckin’ Now

And In Haste

Hasta La Vista!

Lo Siento Mi Vida

Linda!

In My Humble Opinion, This is One Of The Most Beautiful, Wonderful Songs Ever Performed and Performed By The Most Beautiful, Talented Woman in the World

(Sorry Joni–Forgive me later–I’ll buy you lunch–I Promise.)

I need…. Never F&cking Look down! You May Drown

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Lo Siento Mi Vida

Some Self-Sorrow Bull-Shite

I’m Sorry For My Life

And All My Ex-Wifes

This Post is Bull-Shite

But It Accurately Depicts My Mood At The Time I Wrote it. I NEVER Lie to Y’all. –Updated! Had to Add Some Linda at The End–

Cannot Believe I Forgot! This Post is all Fucked UP. Guess What? I No Longer Dare to CArE!

Don’t GIvE A sHiT! fUcK IT! “Hearts are like AssHoles; eVer’one gOts one!”

Wasted Time

I Honestly Don’t Know Why I Waste My Finite Time. I Pull Together All Kinds of Poignant Videos. No One Watches.

God Forbid Someone Comments!

Takes Some Time

Drops a Thin Dime

Says

“Thank You! You Made Me Laugh!”

Oh Hell NO! Cannot Be Bothered To Spend A F^ckin’ Mouse Clik!

Vid Share Cred: Chris Spags

Content Creator: K Ryan Jones (I think)

And of Course The Mesmerizin’

Connie Britton

George Don’t Give A Shit

He is My Spirit Animal“

it’s Important in life to not give a shit”

George Ref’ d The Magic Words!

He SAID

“Bobby Darin”

“Mack the Knife”

Anyone who reads me, knows most of my shit is bullshit about women! is about women–my relationships with women. I love women. This is well-documented.

I have broken lots of hearts.

Lots of good woman hearts.

My heart, my one one, my only one, has been broken too.

I should take better care of it.

Try to Look out for it.

More.

More earnestly.

More diligently.

Less carelessly.

Heart Broke.

More times than I wish to recount.

But.

I always manage

to sailor on.

And I will.

Continue.

For

Ever.

This is cruel.

And

BRILLIANT

Billie Holiday

A National Treasure

Tragic Ophilia

Cred for Vid: jakuerika

Billie H is the broad singing; but you knew that already….

*********

And crude.

But it is how I choose to survive.

I honestly have no choice in the matter.

Yeah! I’m An Asshole!

Streetcar My Desire

*********

If you do not get my sense of humor, you are in the wrong place.

And you need to leave.

Now.

Right Now.

Right Fuckin’ Now

And In Haste

Hasta La Vista!

Lo Siento Mi Vida

Linda!

In My Humble Opinion, This is One Of The Most Beautiful, Wonderful Songs Ever Performed and Performed By The Most Beautiful, Talented Woman in the World

(Sorry Joni–Forgive me later–I’ll buy you lunch–I Promise.)

I’m Gonna Lie down for a Moment. In My Own Bed. In My Own Mouse-House. How Re-Freshing. How Unusual!

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I Need the time.

Fresh Outta Dimes
So Sleep is My Only,

Lonely Option.

“Lay Down Beside Me”

Bull-Shite!

The Proper Word is ‘Lie‘

Not ‘Lay‘

Chickens ‘Lay’ Eggs.

Humans ‘Lie’ in Beds.

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Grammar! Grammar Grammar! G’Dammit!

Grammar Po-Lice Here!

Please forgive me

I would NEVER attempt to edit

Linda!

Not in My

Wild’est fantasies!

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Sleep No More!

Lance Hath Murder’d Sleep!

Hamlet or Macbeth.

I For’git

https://texantales.com/2022/06/08/attempted-sleep-failed-or-to-sleep-perchance-to-dream/

i WANTED TO RE-POST tHIS But Guess What? WP Goy in My WAY!

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“I Have Not, Not Yet, NOT Yet Written Nearly Enough About My Love: My Linda. I am gonna fix this soon. Stand By!”

She Melts My Heart

Just Like a Wheel

A Broken, Melted One

My Respectful Tribute to Linda

Hopefully Well Done!

Bravo!

Watch This One Immediately Below

It Will Bring a Tear to You Eye

Linda is All Class

Watch Her ReactionsUT G

“Hurts So Bad”

Linda, you know I am gonna love you.

For a long

Long

Long

Long

Time

Forever – Time

***

The Absolute Best Drum In The History of Different Ones

***

Silver Threads Holding Me Together

Linda, I have always Adored You

“Faithless Love”

Lay Down Next To Me

Just for a Moment

Then My Life Will be Complete

And I can die in happiness and peace

With your memory as my last memory of happy

I’m getting too emotional over this.

I need to stop.

But, I’ll continue

Soon

***

Right Sentiment

Wrong Linda

But thank you Paul

All Lindas are Awesome

(In my personal life experiences anyhow)

“La La La La Lovely Linda”

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Oh!

And Mandys are dandy too!

Mandy’s of the World: Steer Clear of Lance Marcom! (Trust Me On This Ladies)