Someday–One Day–I Will Properly Write This Right & Right This GD Ship: A Story of Attempted Suicide and of a Woman (Of Course)

My Father Had An Entire Wall Of Displayed pistols on the wall of his ‘Study’–

All Loaded of Course.

One day I selected a .45 cal–Cocked it-

Stuck the barrel into my mouth, finger in the hair trigger...

Need I Go On?

No?

Didn’t Think so

After all, I am still here

Needless to say, I did Not Pull the trigger–

Guess I lost my nerve

It only Hurts for a Second So They Say–And Who Are ‘They’ Anyway & How Do “They” Know? And How Can “They” Tell Us?

Via Ouija Board?

Don’t Think So.

Guess I’ll Have To Find Out For Myself.

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“The Game of Life is Hard to Play: I’m gonna lose it Anyway.”

If’n You want to hear, Let me know. And I will write it

Just Kiddin’

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Why Was Lance Contemplating Suicide? You Ask.

Because of This Girl:

Hahaha!

You Thought I Was Gonna Doxx The Real Her!

Wrong Thought Marine

It Was Over This One

Pictured Below

Hahaha!

As If!

Don’t mess with my Zen, man.

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