I Am Nuts, But I Have FINALLY Discovered Someone Even More Bat-Shit Cray-Cray-Crazy-Nuts Than Me.
Aubrey Plaza!
Ah! If I were 100 Years Younger!
I Would ‘Have’ Her!
Probably Not.
But it is a Pleasant Fiction.
I often lie awake at night, thinking about Aubrey
And NO! IT AIN’T ABOUT THAT!
(This is a FAMILY-Friendly Blog–Get Yer Mind Outta That Gutter!)
I often lie awake thinking of her.
And I do often ponder:
“Is She For Real? If I ever met her, would she be Aubrey?”
Yes!
I BELIEVE HER!
SHE IS Aubrey.
Exactly as Advertised.
She is For REAL!
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Aubrey Makes Me Happy!
She Makes Me Happy–
She Enriches MY Life
Makes Me Realize…
I Am Not All Alone In This World After-All.
I Am Just a Wee-Bit Off-Center—
“Three Bubbles Off Plumb”
As Molly Ivins Used to say
And I Am Good With That
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Yes! This Post Is All Fukked-Up–
Because I Am Stupid & Caint Edit For Shit
Aubrey Plaza!
I love her.
She is insane
(In That Good Way)
MS Muse sez, “Lance! You Love Anything that wears a skirt!”
“Not True” Lance says. “I don’t much care for The Irish.”
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Funny How it has taken me so long to swerve into her…
(Obviously I Need to get Out More)
But I am here now.
Wholly On-Board with her quirkiness and her cray-cray
‘Better late Than Never’ I suppose.
“Lucky for you Aubrey that I am an old Fuk, Otherwise, I would be stalking you.”
With a Heart-felt and Relentless Passion