I Beg Your Pardon. But I Call ‘Em As I See ‘Em. I Am an Asshole! And a Sailor. And A Texan! Deal With It, Or Step The Fu*k Off!

Figger it out

Southern Women Can Be So Pragmatic

And

Hard

And Soft

All in the Same Sentence

I Love Them!

P.S. If you Think I’m Gay?

(Yeah, I get that a lot, ‘cuz I love Musicals)

If You think I’m Gay, Go Fuck Yerself

Here, Use This handy Tool:

(Yer Welcome)