The Idiot And The Odyssey

I realize I have been remiss of late—Not PostingSorry ‘Bout That.

I was over-taken by Events

Perhaps if you read this you will understand and grant me a ‘Pass’.

Or Not

Desperado- Linda Ronstadt and the Eagles

“Your Prison is Walkin’

Thru This World all Alone.”

Yes! My Life Has A Fukkin’ Soundtrack.

And Linda Has A Flat-Ass–I Love Her Anyway!

For you see:

“I have of late—but wherefore
I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of
exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my
disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to
me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy,
the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament,
this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why,
it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent
congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is a man!”

C’est Moi!

But Tread Soft With My Heart.

You Will Not Like Me If You Anger Me

I Will NOT Be ‘Played’

The Forever

Hopeless Romantic

&

Dyed in the Wool

‘Cock-Eyed Optimist

Dat’s Me!

Ed. Note:

This may be somewhat convoluted, as my memories are often clouded by my booze experiences. I will endeavor to give the best true accounting as I honestly try to remember the events which landed me here, 07JUL2022

“Bad Liver and a Broken Heart”

–Tom Waits For No Man

Midland – Drinkin’ Problem

Brilliant!

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About a month and a half ago I tried to quit drinking.

Guess what happened?

Went to the Commerce Hospital ER No Less than 3 or 4 times.

Discharged from Hospital last time and was informed I was being evicted from my domicile of two years.

“Too Much Drama” was the reason I was given.

Made sense to me—could not argue her point.

She gave me 24 hours to vacate the premises.

That was NOT gonna work for me so I begged an ‘extension’ of three days. She Granted. (‘Bless her heart’)

Meantime, I called the Commerce Police and asked if they could give me a ride to Glen Oaks ‘Dry-Out/Looney Tunes’ Hospital in Greenville—‘Bout fifteen miles away.

“Sure, We aim to serve and protect.”
“Great! Come get me. I’ll be here on the floor and the door is unlocked.”

Civil Servant Cop came and got me, assisted me to my passenger seat and then dropped me at ‘Glen Oaks Hospital for the Broken’

Since I am a veteran,

They required no money from me—May God Forever Bless them.

I spent about nine days at Glen Oaks—Met some other wonderful ‘Broken’ Souls—There were loving connections Made. I enjoyed the camaraderie.

Eventually, one of the staff, a pimply-faced not much more than a kid, drove me back to my ‘home’ which was no longer my home…

I proceeded to load some of my shit into my Ford LaBomba Explorer.

My erstwhile lover/best friend in my universe had made arrangements for me to stay at the Magnuson Hotel until I could find an apartment—a very cheap apartment.

Finally managed to do that.

Then things got weird.

To Be continued.

Very soon–today, in fact.

Believe That? Wanna Buy a Bridge?

Stay Tuned

OH MY FU*KIN’ GOD! “Thanks God For Giving A Shit About Me!” And For Being So Generous & Kind As To Send Two Of Your Angels My Way–I Never Even Deserved One.

There Are Still Good Folks In This

Topsy-Turvy Whurl!

(There is a Convoluted Post Buried In Here Somewhere—Good Luck Finding It–I Can’t) Fuk It!

I give up! I’m Gonna Git Drunk!

I Reeeely Do NOT Need Yer Help In This Ambition! / Enterprise / Surprized?

“Hitch Slap!

Blap!

I Did NOT Ask To Drop This In

But Word-Depressed Decided It was ‘Poingnant’

Trusst me:

It Ain’t

Fuck Word-Press!

Cred for Vid Share: YouTube Movies & Shows

Hitch Bitch Slaps His Brother!

Don’t Even Get Me Started On This Clip(

Please View It; It Is Brief)

Within the short time span of less than thirty minutes

Two of my neighbors

Both chunky black women

Brought me

“Thanks – Giving”

I am truly Blessed

And

Thankful

For

Good People

Good Women

I used

The

“G”
Word

On Both of Them:

I said,

“God Bless You”

Blasphemy!

And All Y’all Know I am An Atheist

If There is a HELL, I’m A-Going There

But Not Today

Okay?

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The Charlie Daniels Band –

“The Devil Went Down to Georgia”

He Shoulda Stayed In Dallas:

We Love Him There

Cred To Rusty Weir

(Russell Allen “Rusty” Wier was an American singer-songwriter from Austin, Texas)

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Just Yet One More Of My

“Spirit Animals”

Doug Kershaw – Louisiana Man

Scrazy Insane Cajun Motherfu*ker!

Travis Tritt – Love of a Woman

What They Brought Me!

These Ladies Truly Touched My Heart

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Whitney Houston – I’m Every Woman:

Wow!

Just

Wow!

There are still good people in this world!

I Must Hang Onto That Faith.

There Is No Other Option For My Psyche

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