I love Madonna!–The Bigest Cunt Of Them All! –The Here Is Something Dedicated To All the Cunts I Cherish And Am Trying So Desperate Hard To Forget & Not To Regret.

Maddy! Maddy! Maddy!!!!

The Mamas & the Papas –

Dedicated To The One I Love

*****

And Failing!

Famously Failing!

But I Will NEVER Give UP!

I Will Continue To Sailor On!

This Is Just HOW I ROLL!

Y’all,

I spend a lot of time and energy trying to read, comment and appreciate (and even email) a lot of bloggers.

Yes!

All female!

How I roll–

Men–do your own thing!

Find your own Private Idaho’

Stay out of My Lane!

Make Your Own Kind of Music.

Good on you, if you do, but you bore me.

Women Fucking Fascinate me.

You Don’t

Get Over It!

But I try to do my part

My part to do my part to support them

To encourage them,

When they just ignore me.

Well….

Fuck them!

This is a song dedicated to them!

The ones who ignore me!

(GODDAMN! HOW I LOVE YOU SARA S!)

WORDS FAIL ME

AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN

THE FUCKING

‘WORDS-BUSINESS!’

******************

My Favorite CUNT!

cASS eLLIOt!

Yeah! I’d Fuck Her!

Thrice!

And We’d Both Enjoy

The

Experience(S)

For Any Asshole I may Have Offended….

I just say this:

“I Told You When I Met You I was Crazy!”

Listen To The Mother-Fuckin’ Song!

Or Else I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!

I’ll Take Your Fuckin’ Legs While I’m At It!

I Don’t Give Any Shits About How Many Times You Have Mowed The Goddamn Lawn!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

“I Wish I had More Cents O’ Humor!”

But I don’t

Bee-Cause I’m Broke!

So

Fuck

The

Fuck

OFF!!!

Go Ahead!

Ask Me How Many Fucks

I Give!

I Dare You!

I Double DOG Dare You!

I Treble – Dog Dare YOU!

All The Lettuce is Brown, Alien, And Alive! Yes, I Am Properly Fucked! Oh, Almost Forgot: and the Milk is Gray

All the lettuce is brown

And the milk

is

Gray

So I ran away!

Cass,

Yeah, I’d Fuck her

Twice!

Even Thrice!

Because shit like brown, pulsating, alive lettuce frightens me. I prefer my lettuce dead, not running about, chasing me.

And gray milk?

Don’t think so!

Not appealing to me.

Been there.

Done that.

In Iraq.

Never again.

No Sir. No Ma’am!

My Life?

I’m lovin’ it!

Wanna keep it.

Alive.

Wanna keep my life… alive.

Spend your pity on someone else.

But first call in an air-strike on the lettuce–for me–thanks– ‘preciate Ya!

I will survive.

Thank you

Drive Thru

Better Version Found Below

P.S., I Love You Michelle

Cali-Dreamin’ and Schemin’

Vid Cred: Thefreddy Show

***

Added Bonus Reference

“P.S., I love you.” You. You. You. (Michelle, My Belle.)

I Have Lost Me Mind! Christmas Is Gonna Be Rough On Me This Year–Oh D(r)ear–In Yer Ear…

“All The Lettuce is Brown, Alien, And Alive!

Yes, I Am Properly F#^ked!

Oh, Almost Forgot: And The Milk is Gray.

Okay? José?”

**********

All the lettuce is brown

And the milk

is

Gray

So I ran away!

Because shit like brown, pulsating, alive lettuce frightens me. I prefer my lettuce dead, not running about, chasing me.

And gray milk?

Don’t think so!

Not appealing to me.

Been there.

Done that.

In Iraq.

Never again.

No Sir. No Ma’am!

My Life?

I’m lovin’ it!

Wanna keep it.

Alive.

Wanna keep my life… alive.

Spend your pity coins on someone else.

But first call in an air-strike on the lettuce–for me–thanks– ‘preciate Ya!

I will survive.

Thank you

Drive Thru

Better Version Found Below

P.S., I Love You Michelle (You too Cass)

Cali-Dreamin’ and Schemin’

Vid Cred: Thefreddy Show

***

Added Bonus Reference

“P.S., I love you.” You. You. You. (Michelle, My Belle.)

*******

Bonus Addled Value:

Michelle Phillips, 1986

Oh, And by The Way…


Regis Philbin,

You are Cordially Invited To ….

Kizz My Azz–The Dark Part,

You Dumb-Ass, Lame-Azz, Wanna-Be Interviewer!

Now Go Outside and Wax My Car!

You Dumb-Shit!

****

Lovely, Wonderful Michelle

So Charming

So Beautiful!

Vid Cred: LPXI

*****

More Bonus Onus:

Monday Monday

“Can’t Trust That Day”

Cred: OscarOsR

All The Lettuce is Brown, Alien, And Alive! And Yes, I Am Properly Fucked! Oh, Almost Forgot: And The Milk is Gray

All the lettuce is brown

And the milk

is

Gray

So I ran away!

Because shit like brown, pulsating, alive lettuce frightens me. I prefer my lettuce dead, not running about, chasing me.

And gray milk?

Don’t think so!

Not appealing to me.

Been there.

Done that.

In Iraq.

Never again.

No Sir. No Ma’am!

My Life?

I’m lovin’ it!

Wanna keep it.

Alive.

Wanna keep my life… alive.

Spend your pity on someone else.

But first call in an air-strike on the lettuce–for me–thanks– ‘preciate Ya!

I will survive.

Thank You

Drive Thru

Better Version Found Below

P.S., I Love You Michelle

Cali-Dreamin’ and Schemin’

Vid Cred: Thefreddy Show

***

Added Bonus Reference

“P.S., I love you.” You. You. You. (Michelle, My Belle.)

Here Is Something Dedicated To All the Cunts I Am Trying So Hard To Love. And Failing! (But I Will NEVER Give UP! I Will Continue To Sailor On! This Is Just HOW I ROLL!)

Y’all,

I spend a lot of time and energy trying to read, comment and appreciate (and even email) a lot of bloggers.

Yes!

All female!

How I roll–

Men–do your own thing!

Find your own Private Idaho’

Stay out of My Lane!

Make Your Own Kind of Music.

Good on you, if you do, but you bore me.

Women Fucking Fascinate me.

You Don’t

Get Over It!

But I try to do my part

My part to do my part to support them

To encourage them,

When they just ignore me.

Well….

Fuck them!

This is a song dedicated to them!

The ones who ignore me!

(GODDAMN! HOW I LOVE YOU SARA S!)

WORDS FAIL ME

AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN

THE FUCKING

‘WORDS-BUSINESS!’

******************

My Favorite CUNT!

cASS eLLIOt!

Yeah! I’d Fuck Her!

Thrice!

And We’d Both Enjoy

The

Experience(S)

For Any Asshole I may Have Offended….

I just say this:

“I Told You When I Met You I was Crazy!”

Listen To The Mother-Fuckin’ Song!

Or Else I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!

I’ll Take Your Fuckin’ Legs While I’m At It!

I Don’t Give Any Shits About How Many Times You Have Mowed The Goddamn Lawn!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

“I Wish I had More Cents O’ Humor!”

But I don’t

Bee-Cause I’m Broke!

So

Fuck

The

Fuck

OFF!!!

Go Ahead!

Ask Me How Many Fucks

I Give!

I Dare You!

I Double DOG Dare You!

I Treble – Dog Dare YOU!

OK. Here is Yet One More Post I Seem Incapable of Just Walking Away From. Or… “P.S., I Love You Michelle My Belle”

Dedication!

Yeah!

C’est Moi!

Dedicated to the one I love

(That would be you, Michelle My Beautiful Song-Bird Darling)

Street Cred For Shared Vid: Folk Experience

***

Stupid Autor’s Note:

I am not stupid

I know the ‘talent’ in the Band was all Cass Elliot.

She had the ‘pipes’

But she did not have the charm.

Nor the looks.

Therein lies my dilemma.

I love Cass,

But she just don’t move me

Like Michelle

So I ‘write’ about Michelle.

Oh swell.

Guess I am just a Typical ‘Stare-e-Oh!’ Ugly Texan

Vid Cred: “The Beatles” (No Shit Captain Obvious Lance?)

All the lettuce is brown

And the milk

is

Gray

So I ran away!

Because shit like brown, pulsating, alive lettuce frightens me. I prefer my lettuce dead, not running about, chasing me.

And gray milk?

Don’t think so!

Not appealing to me.

Been there.

Done that.

In Iraq.

Never again.

No Sir. No Ma’am!

My Life?

I’m lovin’ it!

Wanna keep it.

Alive.

Wanna keep my life… alive.

Spend your pity on someone else.

But first call in an air-strike on the lettuce–for me–thanks– ‘preciate Ya!

I will survive.

Thank you

Drive Thru

Better Version Found Below

P.S., I Love You Michelle

Cali-Dreamin’ and Schemin’

Vid Cred: Thefreddy Show

***

Added Bonus Reference

“P.S., I love you.” You. You. You. (Michelle, My Belle.)

Added Bonus Because I am INANE AND INSANE!

Vid Cred: Them Boys From Liverpool